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Zero to Hero #1

Dirty Zero

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On the outside Wyatt is shy and geeky
Inside Wyatt’s a bit freaky and likes it kinky.

Brian’s nice, charming, and hot as hell
That stud makes Wyatt’s dick Swell

An invite to a costume party Wyatt can’t refuse
Was there actually a party or is it just a ruse

Wyatt gets a shock when he isn’t allowed to leave
The night is full of surprises that he can’t believe

If he makes it through the night
Things might turn out all right

Word count 7007 (approximate)

20 pages, ebook

First published February 10, 2012

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About the author

Kyle Adams

41 books235 followers
Kyle Adams started out dabbling with writing gay romance stories for fun. He writes what makes him laugh and hopes anyone who reads his work laughs with him. Kyle had three books nominated in the 2013 Goodreads.com M/M Romance Group readers choice awards and two books nominated in 2012 for the same event. His free story, Dirty Cop won Best Short Story in 2013.

Kyle has a hard time picking a favorite anything (color, book, music, quote, etc.), so trying to write a decent bio was quite the challenge. He is a very quiet person and is used to keeping things to himself. If there is anything you want to know, just ask.

Kyle loves hearing from readers. Always feel free to contact him or add on any of the following:

E-mail: 2kyleadams@gmail.com

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Profile Image for Exina.
1,275 reviews417 followers
February 19, 2020
“That’s right, Moltenman, struggling is useless. You walked right into my trap, now I'll take you to my torture chamber and you'll tell me the location of the Gold Griffin Gemstone, by the time I'm through with you,” he said in a deep throaty voice followed by a menacing laugh.
I felt Brian start to walk away when one of the ladies shouted, “Where the hell do you think you’re going? We wanna watch.”


Oh, yeah, me too, but at least I could read about it. Fun, sweet, role-playing kinkiness with Molten Man and Dark Fist.

Profile Image for Vio.
677 reviews
December 26, 2012
3.70 stars
Wyatt and his uncontrollable predicaments were hilarious. A cute, smart role playing and the fantasies realised were sexy and fun. Brian played his cards perfectly to snare the shy and geeky Wyatt. They were adorable sweethearts.
Profile Image for Karla.
987 reviews1,109 followers
July 25, 2013

4 Stars!! Loved it!

First half…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Second half…SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN’!!
On to Dirty Hero!!

Gay Superheroes are awesome, even if it's just pretend!!
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Thanks for the freebie Kyle!!

Profile Image for Deeze.
1,787 reviews286 followers
June 1, 2013
OK As anyone that knows me can tell you, I’m not keen on books that have more sex than story. In fact I’m well known for complaining about too much sex lol. So you might be wondering why on earth I decided to read a Kyle Adams story. Well truthfully my curiosity got the best of me. I have heard from a few friends that Kyle has a way with words, not to mention a sense of humour. Now it’s the humour that got me interested. I’m always looking for an amusing read. So I figured what the hell, these are free and short so I’m not loosing anything by trying.

OK Well I looked at a few titles and the blurb for this one was original and quirky, so I started reading.

OK I admit I was chuckling along, its so corny you have to laugh lol. Wyatt is my kind of Geek, and I enjoyed watching Brian invite Wyatt to the party. That was my kind of romance lol.

As for the party itself, well I surprised the hell out of myself by actually liking it. Maybe because I wasn’t expecting a full story just a detailed sex scene, so it kinda worked for me. Helped along big time by the dialogue, (Rocky the Rock? LMAO.)

I’m still not sure what rating to give this. Normally I would give this a 3 star as its short and funny but not a full story. But I think it deserves more because of the fact that it did not fool me into thinking it might be more. This is a story you know going in will be pretty porny?, and it is, but told in a way even someone as anti sex as I can be enjoyed it. But I am taking back a half star for the cum kiss. Sorry but that grossed me out lol, so a solid 3.5 lol.
Profile Image for BevS.
2,853 reviews2 followers
April 1, 2013
Another good short but satisfying read, with lots of humour.

Wyatt is a geeky dork of a comic book fan (stereotype much?), and in 'lust' with Brian who works with him, but Brian is so good looking that Wyatt knows he doesn't stand a chance; however, Brian invites him to a party that he's having....one rule - everyone that attends must come as a comic book character. Wyatt decides to go as 'Moltenman', who isn't his fave hero, but he likes his costume and he has a scrawny body like Wyatt.

He gets to Brian's house to find that Brian's sister is holding a sex toy party.....and the ladies that are present think that Wyatt is the stripper!! This bit was hilarious!! All of a sudden, hot villain 'Darkfist' turns up and practically kidnaps Wyatt, including tying him up - in a bondage kind of way etc., Wyatt soon discovers that 'Darkfist' is Brian (well, colour me shocked!) but is enjoying what's being done to him much too much to tell Brian to get lost.

You'll have to read the story yourself to discover what happens after that!!
Profile Image for Justin.
600 reviews153 followers
October 12, 2014
3.5 stars
This right here is some sweet, kinky goodness. Hell yeah, bring on book two.

Thank you for the free story, Kyle Adams! It was mmm, mmm good!
Profile Image for JustJen "Miss Conduct".
2,382 reviews156 followers
August 6, 2012
This was really cute. For such a short story, you easily get a feel for each character. I was really afraid things would go badly when Wyatt showed up for the superhero party that wasn't, but Brian pulled through and made this a sweet, sexy, easygoing story.
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648 reviews139 followers
September 8, 2013
Hilarious and steamy at the same time. This was definitely the funniest book of Kyle's I have read so far! I loved Wyatt and Brian, such a cute couple.
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1,782 reviews1 follower
August 8, 2013

Shy geeky Wyatt can't believe his dirts dreams are going to become true. Ever! But hot Brian knows about Wyatts naughty thoughts and is prepared to make them true. Every one of them. :) So cute and so sexy. Loved it. :)
Profile Image for MsMiz (Tina).
882 reviews114 followers
March 21, 2012
There is no way you should pass up this little gem. A mere 10 pages that held a super hero punch. How can you not love when a fantasy comes true?
Profile Image for Meep.
2,170 reviews228 followers
August 7, 2013
I really liked this and I generally vote plot over porn.

There's just enough of an intro to the characters to make them individuals before the porn starts. The geeky appreciation of costume and reasoning was funny and sweet.

The characters aren't the most original but it really doesn't matter.

I felt Wyatt's mortification at the 'party' but then was quickly smiling as events played out, really liked Brian slipping out of character to check Wyatt was happy and willing, it added sweetness to the kink and lifted the book from being a mere porno scene.

Brian certainly went to a lot of effort to set up his date, I'm moving straight on to the next book to see what aspires.

A great balance of; Hot, Cute and Fun.
Profile Image for D.
762 reviews
July 12, 2012
5stars

TAGS: Geek, Role Play, Pet Rock, Light Bondage, Humor

Oh gawd…this was hilarious!

What do you get when you put Moltenman (Wyatt), Darkfist (Brian), and some fantasy role play in the same room? Some hot, steamy sex, that’s what! Loved this short read. It hit all my laugh buttons. Even ones that I thought were dead. What a great way to end an evening.

Wyatt is a geek who loves him some comic book heroes. Hell, he just spent most of his lunch break getting the final issue to see what Captain Uptightedness was gonna do with Daring Audacity. How dare someone interrupt his reading time. *snicker*

Oh, it’s Brian. Brian invites Wyatt to a Superhero costume party at his house. Wyatt’s not the social type, but he’s been crushin’ hard on Brian. So he decides to go to the party. Little does Wyatt know that Brian something completely different planned for him. Party? What party?

Moltenman walks right into Darkfist’s trap and is taken to his torture chamber. And what a sweet torture it is. Moltenman gets licked, flicked, sucked, fucked, teased and pleased into telling Darkfist about the Gold Griffin Gemstone. I laughed so hard when I read this.

“Here’s a secret, when I was ten I forgot to feed my pet rock, Rocky. He died and I felt so guilty I buried him out back and told my mom he ran away.” He looked at me like he was trying to figure out what drug I was suddenly tripping on and how I got it while being tied to his bed. “Don’t look at me like that, since that night I snuck out and buried Rocky, like he was nothing but a dead hooker, I have devoted my life to raising awareness for pet rocks. A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own,” I somehow managed to say seriously. –Dirty Zero

That’s my most favorite part. No drama, some good laughter, role playing, and light bondage. Recommended for those who need a little humor in their day. Humor Meter: 5 Stars. Book Rating: 5 Stars! Yeah! I so needed to laugh today. This one did it for me.
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228 reviews22 followers
December 14, 2012
This short story had me at the rhyming blurb! Add a nerd, a stutter and some smokin' hot role playing and we've got 4 Gyn stars! My biggest complaints are that it was too short (always a complaint for me!) and... well that's about it. I was a bit concerned with all the comic book talk and such but just when it got to the point where I was getting bored with it, the story turned to something else. It was enough to give you the picture but not so much that I found myself doing the eye-crossing zone out. I would say this story is perfect for when you need a little something to perk up your day!
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3,124 reviews16 followers
March 16, 2013
Super short, super cute, superheros!
Profile Image for Norah.
100 reviews21 followers
June 17, 2012
Oh my goodness , I just finshed reading this little gem. firstly its the story of whyatt , a comic loving nerdy type but oh so sweet and cute and his adventure with Brian.Thats all Im saying about what its about because Im not going to go on with the whole story setup I will leave that pleasure to you........ It was so damn funny, the one liners had me cackling like a hen who has just laid her eggs ,, The combination of superheros, glass toys and ropes and sensual seduction is too much. Gosh is there anything better in life than to read a really hot scene with quirky one liners in it you dont know whether ot blush at what those two naughty superheros are up to or laugh with the thoughts Whyatt has rattling round in his head.
If your wanting somehting HOT HOT HOT but not too serious this is for you. Its just a pleasure on so many levels dont be thinking cause its funny and witty etc that its not hot ,, oh my it will melt any superheros super sheild . check it out you will be left with a definate smile on your face if not a little flushed,,, top read
Profile Image for Cindi.
1,710 reviews85 followers
July 6, 2012
This is by far one of my favorite shorts ever. I found this by accident and I'm so glad I did.

Wyatt is a shy, self-proclaimed geek. He has the hots for a coworker, Brian, who he feels is out of his league. Brian invites him to a party where he has to dress up like a superhero... which is perfect because Wyatt is a comic book junkie. Wyatt shows up for the party and gets a hell of a lot more than he expected. :)

The writing style is perfect. The characters are perfect. The story is perfect. Even though it is quite short I never felt like I was missing anything. I now have to read everything I can by this author.
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524 reviews58 followers
February 19, 2012
3,5 stars

The snake and the startled rabbit - a cute,funny shorty.
I even liked the role play usually a big turn-off for me.
Would have been a four star if not for the lukewarm sex - that part could have used some spice.
(And perhaps the trust talk before the tying-up not after...IMO)

Btw...a real turn-off is the cover - better not saying what that reminds me of...;-)
Profile Image for Elizabetta.
1,247 reviews34 followers
January 10, 2013
Belief must be suspended in this rapidly moving short as two nerdy guys get dressed up as their favorite comic book characters and enact a scene of seduction. Things move quickly into light D/s play but it’s all light cartoony fun with a little kink... there’s just something goofy about men in tights.
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1,069 reviews107 followers
July 2, 2012
Yes, the blurb is awful, but the story is hot, super cute and funny. I knew it will be when the story started with this: Didn't they know it was rude to interrupt someone while they were reading? Especially since
Captain Uptightedness was just about to plunder Daring Audacity'ss secret cavern.
And, let's not forget the pet rock! ^^
Profile Image for Erica Chilson.
Author 42 books438 followers
October 5, 2013
Short Story: Kindle Freebie, included in the Dirty Shorts anthology.
What is the perfect read for a Geek Girl BDSM writer? This story. Two men role play as a superhero and a villain. It was piss your pants funny and dampen your panties hot. I was excited to learn that their story continues. Both characters are endearing and amusing.
Profile Image for Sandra.
4,121 reviews13 followers
October 24, 2014
Holy shit this was so freakin' adorable and hilarious and actually pretty sexy. I didn't read the whole description so I was pleasantly surprised to see where it was going and absolutely loved the ride.

FREE at Smashwords.com
Profile Image for Trisha Harrington.
Author 3 books144 followers
April 14, 2013
Loved it. Short, sweet, funny and hot. What more can a girl ask for? Nothing I can promise you and it was such a fun read. I can't complain. The sequel will be fun too.

My favourite thing about this. THE PET ROCK!!!!!
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814 reviews143 followers
January 23, 2013
This was a fun short about some very kinky super hero role-playing.
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1,551 reviews175 followers
October 7, 2013
Moltenman and Darkfist. Freaking hilarious and sexy as all get out. I'm not normally into geeks, comic books and superheroes, but all of those were here and I loved it. Pure sexy fun in lycra.
Profile Image for Kathy.
242 reviews4 followers
July 11, 2013
Kyle, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite authors. These short reads are super fun and super hot! Keep em' cuming!!
Profile Image for Gina.
753 reviews112 followers
April 12, 2014
This was hot! and cute as hell!!

Superhero role playing between a geeky comic book reading guy and the hot stud he has been crushing on. I loved this little story!
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