Cita-cita saya simpel, enggak lebih dan enggak kurang. Jadi selebriti ngetop dan digandrungi cowok-cowok ganteng. Untuk fisik yang cakep, gila kayak saya harusnya mewujudkan hal itu enggak susah-susah amat. Bisa dibilang, wajah saya ini perpaduan antara Nikita Willy dan Angelina Jolie, cakep-cakep eksotis gimana gitu.
Ternyata, meraih impian itu enggak gampang. Bahkan, lebih berat dari mendaki Gunung Fujiyama atau sekadar mecah kelapa pakai gigi. Saya harus ngadepin segambreng tugas sekolah, menghapus status jomlo demi tuntutan status sosial, serta berjuang mencari cinta yang enggak kunjung berakhir. Banyak teori lahir dari penelitian genius hal-hal bodoh yang sudah saya lakuin. Semuanya terangkum dengan elegan di buku ini. J
From the novel that I have finished reading, which is titled "itik bali" creation of a writer from Denpasar, Bali. she is Dyah Ayu. and from the novel I can retell a little bit of content from each chapter. and I will start from chapter 1 that is about "School Zone" and from chapter 1 is composed of 4 part again that is MOS (Student Orientation Period) , Upil Genk, and the genius researcher and celebrities to be.
Chapter 1 :
1). MOS (Student orientation period) in this section the author tells a child ABG who stepped on junior high school who just face the name of the student orientation masses her is name Ayu, a child who always proudly pride by her own mother. she met the older sister class here she acted as the sister of the famous class sadistic and often angry, she named Pretty Astiana, she does not like being called pret because he thinks the pret is too old for her. 2). In this section, I want to have a genk like other friends. ranging from brutal genks, gambus genks, CERPEN genks, etc. but none of them fit in with the personality differences of most of them, ayu and other comrades who do not have the genk make a genk named as an upil genk. 3) in this section, Ayu tell some experts in the field, such as one example Albert Eishtein. perhaps most people think that an expert who is expert in his field is someone who never experienced failure from before, but behind the thinking of it all, a researcher still a human that they are also capable 4) in this section, I really want to be a famous celebrity, and at one time she went to the television office in Denpasar, Bali. and this is very enthusiastic in doing a series of acting at the location, and even he to make a sheet and the announcement of school to see it entered in the television, but god said another she starred not in the television and all her friends did not see it because there is a school agenda that requires all students to follow the activity.
Chapter 2 : now here the author no longer tells the various experiences again, but more on the phenomenon of teenager phenomenon that existed at the time. such as the case of disappearance of girls after playing facebook, while waiting for the phone, stop press !!! miss duck in the movie "stealing chicken noodles", this is my dream, what is your dream, and the last is you with the duck answer.
1). case of disappearance of a girl after playing facebook in this section, the author wanted to tell that facebook that teenager children often use it has a negative impact on adolescents due to teenagers to forget the time to learn , time doing homework, time help mother, and all that is forgotten due to facebook. and until there are cases that will result in the loss of a teenager due to facebook 2). and other than the first part, because this section illustrates that while waiting for the phone was not as comfortable as waiting for the food came there are some daydreams that crossed the author's head that tells of two teenagers who experienced this incident, and finally led to regret. 3). stop press !! miss duck play in the movie scene "stealing chicken noodles" why steal chicken noodle? because stealing the other will lead to prison according to the story in this scene. 4). In this section, it is very funny and makes me laugh to read it, because it is told that a teenager has a dream that changes every year as it follows its developmental path. ranging from wanting to be a celebrity, doctors, experts until finally on the option of wanting to become a president. because it is told in this section that teenagers are still looking for who they are and want to be my future. 5). and in this section is the last part of this chapter, "you ask ducks answer" and in this section, the author tells the experience of a girl named is ayu, miss duck from Denpasar, Bali. every time you ask will be missed by this duck miss, and in this section all the questions get a strange answer from this miss ducks, it should give a slew of the various questions but make the problem becomes no end.
chapter 3 in this chapter, the author wants to give some tips for the men in getting a partner and not ending rejection. Men should have a high sensitivity in the face of women. because women desperately need the sincere affection of a man. These tips or tutorials start from studying girls and body language, how to approach a woman's favorite, the ideal guy's criteria to be girlfriend by a woman, and the last one about diary a boy who is in a dilemma.
1). women and body language, all men should know about this, if it is not certain that the man will get a real rejection. like the example in this section, women is very adept at playing a vocabulary that has the opposite meaning, but men just do not realize it. 2). in this section, the men must know that is about the preferred approach of women. the woman has her own way and has an interest in looking from his physical point of view, his material, his personality, etc. and men should be able to make it in a way that is as comfortable as possible to get the attraction of the woman. 3). and this part, authors discuss about the criteria of boys to be made girlfriend. All of them have criteria that is rich and not stingy, belly six pack, conscious healthy style life, faithful, there is when needed, etc. and this section also provides knowledge of this to the men. 4). This part is different from the rest of the section, because this part the author wants to tell you that men can also experience a dilemma about romance. And starting from there is a man who is very dilemma in his love because he has a former who is close to his own theme . surely all know the taste. And in the end a man finds a place to pour out his heart that is to miss duck which every woman can be trusted, but this man just wrongly looking for escape, and he should not come to miss this duck. And from the story in this section it teaches that all women can’t be trusted to keep a person's secret.
chapter 4 (cintamology) In this chapter, the author again tells of the state of teenager childhood at the time. starting from asking love to the experts, difficult person dating, jealousy, love on the air, somasi to cupid.
1). ask love to the experts, maybe this section of teenagers who are in love is time for you to ask various things about love. hopefully get the best solution. 2). other with the first part, this section discusses the difficulty of dating people, the author again tells the circumstances that when it happened. every person dating must have a good time and a difficult time to live it. then back to ourselves. 3). jealousy is where a very loving lover, because it means he loves his lover so much that he forgot a good way to keep his lover is not in such a way. so, in this section the author may be back to tell the circumstances that most teenagers experience. 4) .love on the water, may sound familiar to some people. but if someone does this it may be a newly grown teenager and only a man can do it. in this section is told that this kind of relationship is not recommended for beginners of love like teenagers, because it is feared will cause various risks. and that will surely lead to regret when meeting. 5). summon to cupid. I have no idea about it.
chapter 5 (not important but important).
in my opinion, this chapter as the closing of various series of stories that have been discussed earlier. in the end all the series of stories above to cover the story of telling the author's experience and developed into a novel with a variety of events and unforgettable experiences. in this section is also still discussing about the circumstances or events that occur teenagers who grow adults in his life.
Niat hati ingin mencari bacaan yang ringan, akhirnya tangan membuka buku ini. Ah, ternyata banyak ilustrasi gambar unyu di dalamnya, jadi malu sendiri pas baca di angkutan umum. Diambil dari blog-nya Dyah Ayu dengan judul yang sama dengan bukunya. Sebutan Itik ini muncul pertama kali ketika Ayu tertangkap basah sedang membeli makanan di kantin ketika acara MOS SMP sedang berlangsung. Tak tanggung-tanggung, yang menangkapnya ialah ketua MOS-nya, Kak Pretty, yang celakanya Ayu memanggilnya Mbak Pret, sehingga murkalah ia dan muncullah panggilan itik ini. Entah, ini kejadian nyata atau bukan, saya kurang tertarik untuk lebih lanjut membuka blognya.
Hm, absurd sih buku ini. Isinya gak ada serius-seriusnya. Bayangkan saja, masa dijelaskan secara gamblang di buku ini kalo upil (upil sering sekali disebutkan di buku ini), bisa menjadi pengganti garam untuk makanan. Keren kan? Nah, gimana kalo gak percaya bahwa upil bisa menggantikan garam? Coba saja cicipi sendiri.
Buku ini pun berisi curhatan si penulis yang ingin jadi artis, gak pernah punya genk, merasa mirip Nikita Willy, serta gak pernah punya cowok! Juga ada tips-tips buat cowok-cowok dalam mendapatkan cewek, serta kriteria cowok-cowok yang ada di dunia ini, tentu saja versi si itik bali. Ada juga pertanyaan-pertanyaan absurd semacam kuisioner di buku ini. Ya, dan tentunya gak usah diseriusi, karena pastinya ngaco, tapi lumayan menghibur sih, walaupun gak sampai bikin ngakak.
Cukup deh buat buku yang ditulis oleh seorang pelajar. Tapi tanya kenapa, pelajar di Amerika sana bisa menulis Eragon, sedangkan genre buku ini sangat jauh berbeda dengan Eragon, hihi... Ah, yang penting buku telah terbit, sungguh suatu kebanggan bisa menulis suatu buku, dan jalan kesana pun tidaklah mudah. Maka dari itu, saya beri rate 3 dari 5 bintang, walaupun banyak kekurangan yang kurang disaring disana-sini, tetapi memang beginilah bacaan yang cocok sementara ini untuk anak-anak seumuran si penulis (tentunya dengan pengawasan orang tua).
Niat beli buku ini muncul karena penulisnya, Dyah Ayu adalah blogger pelajar dari Bali. Setahuku belum pernah ada sebelumnya blogger di Bali, apalagi pelajar yang tulisan-tulisannya sampai dijadikan buku.
Hebatnya lagi, penerbit buku ini adalah Bentang Belia, salah satu sayap dari penerbit yang mengenalkan nama-nama besar, termasuk Andrea Hirata. Jadi, selain sebagai ucapan selamat juga ingin tahu memberi penghargaan padanya.
Ayu, yang lebih tenar dengan nama Itik Bali seperti alamat blognya, masih sekolah di SMK. Masih ABG. Maka, sebagian besar isi blog dan juga bukunya tentang dunia pelajar dan ABG. Misalnya soal pengalaman pas MOS. Cerita-cerita ini dilengkapi ilustrasi-ilustrasi lucu. Jadi menarik.
Cuma ya setelah baca-baca sekilas, aku merasa ini bukan bukuku. Terlalu ABG. Ini buku ala Raditya Dika dan Poconggg, serta buku-buku populer untuk ABG lainnya. Selain tema juga gaya tulisannya.
Maka, aku tak membacanya hingga tuntas meski pengen banget. ternyata tak bisa juga aku memaksakan diri untuk menikmatinya. Jadi ya cukup tahu saja. Sekalian mendukung Itik Bali yang terobsesi jadi selebritis ini. Hehehe..
Experiencing laugh while read this book. Maybe reread.
Saya penasaran sama buku ini waktu beberapa kali di timeline heboh bahas buku ini.Dan ketika ada kesempatan beli (baca: ada diskonan di toko buku, mwahaha), saya pun beli deh. Sekilas buka-buka, saya agak penasaran. Dan ketawa-ketawa.
Itik Bali mengingatkan saya sama Kening-nya Fitri Tropica(na Slim :p). Kedua buku ini mirip sih secara konsep. Bukunya sama-sama banyak ilustrasi lucu-lucu. Dan gaya berceritanya sama-sama gaya kocak gitu.
Bedanya, kalo Kening itu adalah fiksi, sementara Itik Bali lebih cenderung ke buku self-help atau tutorial gitu. Jadi isinya tulisan-tulisan pendek macam artikel gitu tentang bagaimana cara jadi anak baru yang baik, gimana cara bergaul yang asik,... in a funny way.
Declare herself as a beauty and talented girl (lagi-lagi dengan cara yang begitu kocak), ku rasa buku ini not bad lah ya. Untuk ukuran anak SMA yang udah bisa nulis dan menerbitkan buku, saya cukup appriciate. Aktif yang positif lah.
Oh OK... rencananya akan mencari buku bacaan ringan, maka terpilihlah buku ini, selain sepertinya ringan, harganya pun cukup ringan juga, maklum beli di pameran buku. Tapi apa daya ... saat membaca buku ini, saya sempat terpikirkan apakah saya yg sudah mulai menua untuk baca yang semacam ini, atau buku ini yang terlalu berat untuk saya ??? Soooo ABG sekali. dan ungkapan " pala lu peang" apakah masih update untuk jaman sekarang? mengingat kondisi sekarang lebih "alayers" lg...:(
Ahh sudahlah, mungkin memang sepertinya buku ini tidak cucok untuk eike cyiinnn.... :) tapi sallut untuk penulisnya yang masih kiyis2 ini :)
Satu lagi blogger narsis yang nelurin buku nih. Nggak beda dengan gaya nulisnya di blog, di buku ini Ayu masih menggunakan bahasanya yang konyol-konyol. Buat kamu yang doyan bacaan ringan, buku ini cocok banget buat kamu. Jangan heran kalo kamu bakal ketawi-ketiwi baca banyolannya si Ayu. Dan siap-siap kantong plastik juga buat yang ntar eneg ama kenarsisannya dia.
blognya bagus ternyata bukunya kurang nohok, saya kenal benar lelucon itikbali karena selain sahabatnya, saya adalah penggemar tulisan-tulisan gokil polosnya. Sayang, di buku ini semua sirna karena jokenya kurang nonjok dan benang merahnya awut-awutan..moga ke depannya diperbaiki :D
Tidak disarankan membaca buku ini saat makan, terutama makanan pedas. Karena makanan pedas dikhawatirkan akan semakin membuat sakit perut makin parah, karena membaca buku ini sendiri sudah bikin sakit perut...