The Trouble with Vampires

by Mercy Walker

A pretty blonde vampire is trying to kill me. Sure, that sounds like the beginning of a soft-core porno, but in this case it’s a freaking nightmare. She breaks down my door, kills my roommate, curses at me like a sailor, and then starts following me around like a stalker.

And did I mention she’s trying to kill me?

What’s worse, I think I might be turning…gay.

I don’t think life could get any worse.

Shit! I shouldn’t have said that.

Genres: M M Romance, Paranormal Romance, Paranormal, Romance, Fantasy

49 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 5, 2012

About the author

I've been reading and writing paranormal romance, urban fantasy, erotica and fantasy for years. This month I finally got tired of the agent rejection forms. So now I'm trying out Kindle's Self Publishing system. I'm thirty-nine--for another few months, and chronically single. I live alone with my jack russel, Jack.

Besides reading steamy books about werewolves and vampires, I love Italian food, Ice cream and long drives...but only when someone else is driving.

Reviews

[Camilla · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is a very short, very funny read about a guy being stalked by a blonde vampire chick. He doesn’t remember her, which is why she is “all up in his business.”

As a quick read, this is pretty funny.. Not “LOL” funny, but definitely fun.

The ending? Ha..

Karma is a bitch.

(contains m/m loving)

[Jeanette · Rating 2 out of 5]

The main character was a wuss, plain and simple. I was expecting a more "macho" guy, not a scary nitwit. By the time I got to the last paragraph I was not able to fully appreciate the humor that took long enough to pop up.

[Claire Bowden · Rating 5 out of 5]

Now this was fun, the language is a little harsh, but the story flowed and made me giggle madly. The M/M sex scene at the end was...well...arousing...

[Sadie Forsythe · Rating 2 out of 5]

1.5
Too confident in its own wittiness and depending on an uncomfortable inference for its punchline.

[Manuela · Rating 2 out of 5]

This was weird, very weird. What began as a very scary concept turned out to be lovey-dovey. Underdeveloped characters and hardly a plot.