The Goodreads User
Over two years had gone by since J had joined the social cataloguing website, Goodreads. From his second year on it, J had become busy with work and other commitments so he couldn't often find the time to write reviews. He had noticed that many of his Goodreads friends also went through periods of activity and inactivity, and wondered what kind of people they were. When you think about it, friends you make online are a curious thing - how would you know if they were actually who they said they were? Might they not even be people, with the exponential growth in the field of sentient AI these days?
One morning, he found that two new users were following him. He lost interest in one immediately upon visiting their profile ("Another one with The Alchemist as their favourite book," he muttered). However, the other one had the opposite effect. Firstly, this user (called Z) had a profile picture of two cats, just like J, whose avatar was of two cats he owned. Secondly, Z's average rating and the number of read books almost exactly matched J's. J's eyes were now glued to the screen - even the Favourite Books and Favourite Authors sections were nearly identical. What were the chances of this? With a feeling of nervous excitement, J started reading the reviews Z had written (again, he had reviewed a similar range of books to J). As he read Z's reviews, he could feel surprise, nervousness and disbelief coursing through him; his writing style and ideas were eerily like J's. It was if Z had stolen some reviews of J that J had not yet written.
J went off to work, but kept checking Z's activity and reviews throughout the day. From the information he gathered, Z seemed to live in the same country, be of the same age, and even share the same hobbies as J. Used to being a unique entity in this world, it is a horror when one encounters their doppelgänger. After getting home rather tired, J fed his cats, and started thinking about how to contact Z. Z had followed him first, so surely Z had noticed the uncanny peas-in-a-pod correspondence. Perhaps Z was waiting for J to contact him first? J typed up several different messages he might send to Z, but discarded them each time. What did he want to do, meet this phantom? What would that achieve? He spent all night thinking of what to do, but came to the conclusion that it would be best to simply Follow Z back for now, and see how things develop. J put his computer to Sleep, tucked himself into bed, and turned the lights off. He had stayed up late, so he would need some extra rest tonight. Tapping some controls on his chest to set his Sleep cycle to 23, J blinked three times in quick succession so his system would shut down.
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Shinichi Hoshi (1926-1997) was a Japanese novelist and SF writer, called the 'God of SF short shorts'. He published over 1000 of these stories, each usually 3-4 pages or so in length. I picked up a collection of his last year, and was pleasantly surprised at how easy to read all the stories were, while being fun, witty, wise and often having a twist at the end, either turning the whole story on its head, or making the reader realise they were following the wrong assumptions. This collection, his most popular, is called Bokko-chan (Miss Bokko), where the author compiled 50 of his earlier works.
March 29, 2017