After landing in jail, Jack Gimlin is bailed out by a mysterious industrialist who offers him the job of a lifetime...tracking and trapping the world's most famous cryptids, who also happen to be portals to alternate dimensions. Meanwhile, the fur flies when Cryptozoic Man learns the fate of a loved one during a cosmic tea party.
The first issue was incomprehensible, badly-written, and pointless. Yet I read the second issue out of morbid curiosity and because, hey, it's 24 pages long. How much of my life can that really waste? Not too much, but guess what? Turns out that it's incomprehensible, badly-written, and pointless. Big surprise!
Um... what? I keep hoping something will make sense, but I really think this is one of those incidents where some level of (questionable) fame allowed someone to publish something that never should have seen the light of day.