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438 pages, Paperback
First published November 6, 2012
I remember when this bizarre crime occurred. In August 2003, A fifty year old career pizza delivery dimwit walked into a bank in Erie, PA with what looked like a toilet seat hung around his neck. The pizza guy said that he had been assaulted by a group of people who threatened, beat, fired at, and finally forced him to wear this mechanism which was actually a time bomb locked around his neck. What's more, he was there to rob the bank; he had a note that demanded $250,000 in cash. The pizza guy told the bank officers and the police that the bomb was actively counting down and that unless he delivered the money to the bomb builders by a deadline, the bomb was going to detonate. He left the bank with some $8000 and was stopped outside by the police. They cuffed him, listened skeptically to his story, and sat him down on the parking lot pavement while they awaited the arrival of the bomb squad. Shortly thereafter, the bomb exploded, and it killed the robber dead. The FBI became interested at that point.
It was seven years before the crime was fully unravelled and the motives and methods understood; I waited all those years to learn the details of what had actually happened.
It turned out to have been a conspiracy of misfit malcontents who all knew each other. The ringleader was a bipolar-schizophrenic woman who had killed before for profit.
I listened as the FBI spokesperson explained in a press conference how the case had been solved. But I was interested in more detail, so I ordered the paperback tell-all from Amazon. Was it boooooooring! The authors were two of the principal investigators. As far as the authors were concerned, no detail in their investigation was too small or too trivial to be included in their narrative. Seriously! It appears that they simply transcribed every note they jotted during this multi-year investigation including what each of them had for lunch on a given day.
What this book sorely needed was an editor with a sharper pencil and a stout backbone. A decent editor could have turned this bloated 435 page book into a streamlined 250 page story of much greater appeal and interest.
My rating: 6/10, finished 10/18/20 (3471). I purchased a PB copy in like-new condition on 9/25/20 from Amazon for $1.54.
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