About 3/4 of the way in and I'm finding it really easy to read. It's sneakily subversive, witty, elegant in a quiet way and really gets its hooks into you. Absorbing, slightly absurd, legitimately funny and slyly knowing.
It was pressed on me by a drunken friend who insisted that I check it out. It was also among the 5,000 books namedropped by Hitchens (in a personal essay, though, and I think he probably knew the author well) so that's always a plus.
So far at least it's the kind of book that feels longer than its actual page or plot length, but not in a lugubrious, dragging kind of way.
I'm savoring it and am trying to finish it with a suitable mindset- hushed, receptive and open. Like...I don't know...a collector of antique porcelain might be. (Sorry if you already know what I'm talking about, I had to do it)
In an effort to really explain what I mean about how great this book is, here's some wonderful quotes and scene-setting:
The story opens with the titular character's funeral:
"The bearers- employees of a rubber factory who worked night-shift and doubled for the undertaker by day- had shouldered the coffin and were advancing up the main aisle: to music that reminded Orlik of the tramp of soldiers on parade.
Halfway to the altar the procession met the cleaning woman, who, with soap, water and a scrubbing-brush, was scrubbing at the blazon of the Rozemberk family, inlaid into the floor in many-coloured marbles.
The leading bearer asked the woman, most politely, to allow the coffin to pass. She scowled and went on scrubbing.
The bearers had no alternative but to take a left turn between two pews, a right turn up the side aisle, and another right to pass the pulpit. Eventually, they arrived before the altar where a youngish priest, his surplice stained with sacramental wine, was anxiously biting his fingernails.
They set down the coffin with a show of reverence. Then, attracted by the smell of hot bread from a bakery along the street, they strolled off to get breakfast leaving Orlik and the faithful Marta as the only mourners.
The priest mumbled the service at the speed of a patter number and, from time to time, lifted his eyes towards a fresco of the Heavenly Heights. After commending the dead man's soul, they had to wait at least ten minutes before the bearers condescended to return, at 8.26."
So the nondescript, enigmatic mister Utz is a somewhat-obsessed collector of antique porcelain, which is to say he suffers from Porzellankrankheit, and is a sort of a Bartleby the Scrivener in Communist Prague, and we and the narrator visit him and learn a bit about his whys and wherefores (such as they are, and they are indeed, as we slowly discover and come to understand, though Utz remains essentially ungraspable throughout) including his living situation:
"The room, to my surprise, was decorated in the 'modern style': almost devoid of furniture apart from a daybed, a glass-topped table and a pair of Barcelona chairs upholstered in dark green leather. Utz had 'rescued' these in Moravia, from a house built by Mies van der Rohe.
It was a narrow room, made narrower by the double bank of plate-glass shelves, all of them crammed with porcelain, that reached from floor to ceiling. The shleves were backed with mirror, so that you had the illusion of entering an enfilade of glittering chambers, a 'dream palace' multiplied to infinity, through which human forms flitted like insubstantial shadows.
The carpet was grey. You had to watch your step for fear of tripping over one of the white porcelain sculptures- a pelican, a turkey-cock, a bear, a lynx and a rhino- modelled either by Kaendler or Eberlein for the Japanese Palace in Dresden. All five were scarred with fissures caused by faults in the firing...
Utz had chosen each item to reflect the moods and facets of the 'Porcelain Century': the wit, the charm, the gallantry, the love of the exotic, the heartlessness and light-hearted gaiety- before they were swept away by revolution and the tramp of armies."
And then you get this:
"No. He was not a spy. As he explained to me in the course of our afternoon stroll, Czechoslovakia was a pleasant place to live, providing one had the possibility of leaving. At the same time he admitted, with a self-deprecating smile, that his severe case of Porzellankheit prevented him from leaving for good. The collection held him prisoner.
'And, of course, it has ruined my life!'
Ah, sure, and our obsessions do begin to wall us in a little bit, indeed, but...as we read the porcelain begins to take on a different meaning:
"'Are you trying to tell me that Shadrach, Meshach and Abendigo were cermaic figures?"
'They could have been,' he answered. 'They certainly survived the fire.'
'I see,' I said. 'So you do think the porcelains are alive?'
'I do and I do not,' he sniggered. 'Porcelains die in the fire ,and then they come alive again. The kiln, you must understand, is Hell. The temperature for firing porcelain is 1,450 degrees centigrade.'
'Yes,' I said.
Utz's flights of fancy made me feel quite dizzy. He appeared to be saying that the earliest European porcelain- Bottiger's red ware and white ware- corresponded to the red and white tinctures of the alchemists. To a superstitious old roue like Augustus, the manufacture of porcelain was an approach to the Philosopher's Stone.
If this were so: if, to the eighteenth-century imagination, porcelain was not just another exotic, but a magical and talismanic substance- the substance of longevity, of potency, of invulnerability- then it was easier to understand why the King would stuff a palace with forty thousand pieces. Or guard the 'arcanum' like a secret weapon. Or swap the six hundred giants.
Porcelain, Utz, concluded, was the antidote to decay.
The illusion was, of course, shattered by Frederick the Great who simply loaded the contents of the Meissen factory onto ox-carts and sent it, as booty, to Berlin.
'But Frederik,' Utz fluttered his eyelids, '...and with all that musical talent!...was really an absolute philistine!'
Going a little further here, pointing out the individually realized Grecian Urns of Utz's massive, world-spanning collection:
"I have said that Utz's face was 'waxy in texture', but now in the candlelight its texture seemed like melted wax. I looked at the ageless complexion of the Dresden ladies. Things, I reflected, are tougher than people. Things are the changeless mirror in which we watch ourselves disintegrate. Nothing is more age-ing than a collection of works of art.
One by one, he lifted the characters of the Commedia from the shelves, and placed them in the pool of light where they appeared to skate over the glass of the table, pioting on their bases of gilded foam, as if they would forever go on laughing, whirling, improvising.
Scaramouche would strum on his guitar.
Brighella would liberate people's purses.
The Captain would swagger childishly like all army officers.
The Doctor would kill his patient in order to rid him of his disease.
The coils of spaghetti would be eternally poised above Pulchinella's nostrils.
Pantaloon would gloat over his money-bags.
The Innamorata, like all transvestites everywhere, would be mobbed on his way to the theatre.
Columbine would be endlessly in love with Harlequin- 'absolutely mad to trust him'.
And Harlequin ...The Harlequin...the arch-improviser, the zany, trickster, master of the volte-face...would forever strut in his variegated plumage, grin through his orange mask, tiptoe into bedrooms, sell nappies for the children of the Grand Eunuch, dance in the teeth of catastrophe...Mr Chameleon himself!
And as I recalled, as Utz pivoted the figure in the candlelight, that I had misjudged him; that he, too, was dancing; that, for him, this world of little figures was the real world. And that, compared to them, the Gestapo, the Secret Police and other hooligans were creatures of tinsel. And the events of this sombre century- the bombardments, blitzkriegs, putsches, purges- were, so far as he was concernedm so many 'noises off'.
'And now,' he said, 'we shall go. We shall go for a walk.'"
If hope, if you're reading this, you've gotten an idea of what a wonderfully wry, subtle, knowing and beautiful book this is, and I sincerely hope you read it.
Do it for the collectors (I mean, come on, if you're on this site, you probably fit the bill), do it for the porcelain, do it for Utz!