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337 pages, Audible Audio
First published July 1, 2001
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Tis' the (Open) Season.

Maybe she needed to warn Chief Russo to keep a close eye on aisle five at Clud's Pharmacy, because judging by the variety offered here, there were some hinky things going on in Hillsoboro.
A peculiar expression crossed his face. "I'm not wearing the purple condom," he said, handing it back.
"It's grape."
"What's wrong with blue?"
"It would make you look...frozen."
"Trust me, it isn't frozen."
She took out a cherry, of a particularly violent shade of red, and shook her head.
"What's wrong with that one?"
"Nothing, if you want to look infected."
He flopped back on the bed and stared imploringly at the ceiling. "Isn't there a nice pink one in there? The bubble gum flavor?"
She rooted around in the box, but couldn't find anything that could possibly be bubble gum flavored. "I've been stiffed. There's no bubble gum in here."
"Swear out a warrant tomorrow," he said in growing desperation. "Try the watermelon."
Sure enough, the watermelon condom was green. Daisy gave him an appalled look. "Gangrene."
Unless he missed his guess, Daisy was looking for a man. All the signs were there: the sudden change in her hair and clothes, wearing makeup, and suddenly going to nightclubs. If a man was what she wanted, she needed to look no further. He volunteered for the job. Not that he was going to tell her; she’d likely run as fast as she could in the opposite direction. No, he’d have to play his cards close to the vest for a while, until she got over the idea he wasn’t her type.Then there's Jack Russo.
“Remember the deal we made?”I think that's why Daisy's story resonated with me so much. Underneath the murders and romance, Open Season is really about refusing to let your life happen by default. It's about deciding that comfort isn't enough. It's about realizing that one ordinary day can become the day everything changes if you're brave enough to make a different choice.
“Which deal?”
“That I’d marry you if you got pregnant.”
Her cheeks got pink. He loved it that she could still blush. “Of course I remember. I wouldn’t have begun this affair with you if you’d said no. People have to be responsible, and if you think you can weasel out of the deal now—”
“Let’s go to Gatlinburg this weekend and get married.”
Her eyes rounded and her lips parted in surprise. “But I’m not pregnant. At least, I don’t think . . . It was just that once, and—”
“So we try again,” he said, shrugging. “If you insist on being pregnant before we get married.”
“My goodness, of course not! You mean you actually want—”
“Oh, yeah,” he said softly. “I want.”




What's not to like? — Nothing.
