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Lords of Arcadia #1

Distant Rumblings

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Lords of Arcadia: Act One Kane Vess may be gay, but he is also extraordinarily ordinary―a crushing weight in Athens, Iowa, where a person’s worth is measured by his uniqueness. But when he meets the school’s newest student, Kane’s ordinariness seems to evaporate. He is desperate to get to know the mysterious stranger… and that leads him into danger. Hawk is an exile from his homeland, an otherworldly traveler with impossible abilities and a changeling bodyguard. He’s generally disappointed in Earth, which seems common except for Kane. But while Hawk and Kane explore their mutual interest, the forces that made Hawk an exile are busy tracking him down. Kane’s newfound feelings pull him into Hawk’s shadowy fantasy world, where he learns he needs to grow up fast. Kane’s life may now be extraordinary, but if he isn’t careful it could cost him everyone he holds dear―including Hawk.

200 pages, Paperback

First published March 15, 2012

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John Goode

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John Goode is a member of the class of '88 from Hogwarts school of wizardry, specializing in incantations and spoken spells. At the age of 14 he proudly represented District 13 in the 65th Panem games where he was disqualified for crying uncontrollably before the competition began. After that he moved to Forks, Washington where, against all odds, dated the hot, incredibly approachable werewolf instead of the stuck up jerk of a vampire but was crushed when he found out the werewolf was actually gayer than he was. After that he turned down the mandatory operation everyone must receive at 16 to become pretty citing that everyone pretty were just too stupid to live before moving away for greener pastures. After falling down an oddly large rabbit hole he became huge when his love for cakes combined with his inability to resist what sparsely worded notes commanded and was finally kicked out when he began playing solitaire with the Red Queen's 4th armored division. By 18 he had found the land in the back of his wardrobe but decided that thinly veiled religious allegories where not the neighbors he desired. When last seen he had become obsessed with growing a pair of wings after becoming obsessed with Fang's blog and hasn't been seen since.

Or he is this guy who lives in this place and writes stuff he hopes you read.

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Profile Image for ☆ Todd.
1,441 reviews1,583 followers
April 25, 2018

Okay, give me book 2 in this series RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!



I loved nearly everything about this YA Fantasy story, other than the fact that the *frequent* POV changes didn't have any type of labeling as to who the new speaker was.

This ended as a total cliffhanger, but the entire series is complete now, so no worries. Otherwise, I'd be one raving bitch about now. heh

4.5 stars, because John Goode hasn't disappointed me yet, even after 19 books, which is pretty damned unheard of.
Profile Image for Meags.
2,478 reviews695 followers
August 14, 2017
4 Stars

Holy cliffhanger Batman!!!

Thank god I’m starting this series late and have plenty of already released sequels to keep myself busy, or else I’d be in a slight panic right now with an ending like that! Unfair, Mr. Goode, totally unfair!

This was an extremely pleasing and unique YA fantasy story. I'll admit that the writing style took a bit of getting used to, with most of the story being told in first person narrative by the relatable human MC, Kane, while the rest of the story was told in third person by a handful of supporting characters, including the POV of the second MC, Prince Hawk. It was a different format to what I’m used to, but ultimately I think it worked a treat here.

The world-building is fairly impressive, too. I liked the idea of the various interlinked realms and how they may or may not have influenced many of our world’s most famous fantasy stories – what a super cool notion.

On top of a fierce attraction, I loved the banter that the boys shared, which was hilariously spurred on by their continual clashes over language misunderstandings.

Although this is only the first part of a bigger series, Distant Rumblings held me captivated and built the foundations of what I’m sure will grow to be both an epic fantasy series and a heart-melting MM romance.
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358 reviews7 followers
August 19, 2015
Even better on the second read!!!


And what was way cool is that I noticed more of the little clues John is leaving throughout the book.




BR with Paul :D - August 2015





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First read October 2014


BR with Julie, Elsbeth and Momo!



Hy! *waves*

I could just say this is a John Goode book and leave it at that and everybody would know what I mean and scurry off to read it! (at least they better know what I mean, if not what's wrong with you?)

"Distant Rumblings" is an amazing book with lots of action, awesome characters (Ruber I love you!!), super cool and interesting plot (luurve the book/play and the nine worlds correlations! --> curios what I'm talking about? *evil green* READ THE BOOK!) and so, so, SO funny!!!! (this is me through most of the book:


Regarding the kickass characters? (Ruber I love you!!) :

KANE VESS


(Zip it, this is how I picture him)

"My name is Kane Vess, and I have lived in Athens, Iowa, my entire life.[..] . I was trying to find a place under my arm or behind my books and happened to look up as he walked by. I was so shocked, I slammed full force into the guy in front of me. That was the most obviously gay thing I had done so far in high school, and that included my ABBA phase. "

.........

 "Hawk’keen Maragold Tertania, prince and heir to the Arcadia throne" aka HAWK


(this beautiful suggestion for Hawk was kindly provided by John :->)

“I said gay.” He nodded. “Yes, happy.” “Gay!” I shouted. “As in, I like other men.” [..]“Oh, you enjoy males more than women,” he said excitedly. “And that is what makes you happy? Why didn’t you say so? I find males much more pleasurable as well. Are you trying to initiate sexual activities now?”
"How about we split a rosemary chicken with the baby potatoes." "Your potatoes have children?" Hawk asked paling. "And you eat them?"


The way he didn't get what Kane was saying and kept misunderstanding things was hilarious and so, so, endearing!
But he also had a point:

“So your society is based on money, and you give the most money to the prettiest people.Your leaders make less money than the pretty people who, unlike the best looking people in my world, are not trained to lead. So the rich, pretty people are ‘idols’ because they’re rich and pretty? And useless,” he said, sitting down across from me. I opened my mouth to say something when the other people in the diner began to clap. Cries of “You tell them! Capitalism sucks, man!” echoed throughout the restaurant as they thought Hawk just another eccentric hippie.

...........

RUBER (I luve you!)


(hands down my favorite character (in case you didn't pick up on that)


"I could swear the gem’s voice became boastful as it said, “I am the Raatnaraj Ruber Scientia, first consular to the Stone Throne and was a personal gift to the royal family of Arcadia by the Djupur himself.” “Ruber?” Not wanting to ask the stone what any of that meant because the gem seemed so proud of it that it might be taken as an insult. “You may refer to me as that, yes.”

Also, diamonds suck!!! "Diamonds are excessively pampered, ignorant inbreds that rule only because of tradition. I assure you, anything a diamond can do a ruby can do better, and with color I might add." That was it. I just insulted a talking rock.

We also have Spike and some dark elves but I don't feel like making a big deal about them, other than to say that in the end I did feel bad about Spike and I could see where he was coming from.. I was a little sad about the outcome :(

I'm not sure if this review makes much sense but hopefully you got the main idea, which is



p.s. when starting this first installment in series make sure you have book 2 available cause you'll need it!!!! ( just trust me on this :->)

Profile Image for Kaje Harper.
Author 91 books2,727 followers
March 28, 2012
4.5 stars - I really enjoyed this book. The first-person narrator has a wonderful teen-boy voice and viewpoint, the world-building is great (and made more detailed by interwoven third person observations from the principal players.) The story kept my rapt attention as it went off in unexpected ways. There were strong and somewhat unusual secondary characters, and plenty of action. This is a YA small-town urban (suburban?) fantasy that may move into alternate worlds fantasy with future volumes. John Goode has found a sweet spot with his writing here and I eagerly await the next installment - be aware the ending is a cliff-hanger. Definitely worth a read if you enjoy the genre.
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Author 32 books632 followers
April 8, 2012
The problem with Athens, Iowa was that it was not normal enough for Kane Vess. That's a funny thing for a young gay guy to think, but it's true. The town is full of eccentrics, and the more outrageous the personality, the better. So for Kane, he just wants to get the hell out of high school and go to college. Find a boyfriend. Be...normal.

Then this gorgeous hunk of a guy, a new student at school, runs Kane through with a sword and everything in his life changes. There's no damage, but what. the. hell?

Prince Hawk has been sent - exiled - from Arcadia by his parents for his safety. With his shape-shifter protector, Spike, to protect him, he's trying to adapt to mundane human life. And not doing a great job of it.

Then he runs into Kane. The two dance around an attraction, finally landing on a fragile truce of friendship an budding romance. As Kane tries to show Hawk how to fit in, Hawk teaches him lessons in life, responsibility. New ways of looking at himself and his own world. And the favor is returned.

When his enemies find him, and betrayals become apparent, Hawk is in danger. How far will Kane go to help his friend? Will their romance happen? And will Hawk live to fight another day?

I don't want to give away too much, because John Goode has done a terrific job of world building here. He starts with simple Americana, adds layers of eccentricity with the local townsfolk. Then we get to meet Kane's family; his flautist father, his lovely mother (who I suspect we will find out a lot more about in the near future), and his best friend. Then we add Prince Hawk. Spike. Arcadia.

And it just keeps getting better and better, richer and deeper. Mr. Goode's characters come to life and stretch and yawn and fill the space he built so lovingly built for them. Kane goes from bored young gay-boy to thoughtful, funny, interesting and honorable young man. Hawk - he flexes and we see him grow from spoiled princeling to courageous, regal, loyal man with so much potential.

Mr. Goode does what he does so well. He starts us on a journey with wonderful characters, entertains us with their humor and goodness, then blinds us with the sheer real-ness of their hearts and souls.

I look forward to each of his books with a little touch of bittersweetness (if I may coin a term). I want to read it, can't wait to unwrap it like I used to when was a kid and saw my birthday cake. My mom used to bake it from scratch and we would savor every crumb. And then it would be gone. That's how I feel about his books. They leave me full, satisfied, but wanting just one more crumb.

I can't wait to see what comes next. The cliffhanger - I almost took off to Texas to wring Mr. Goode's neck, but then I might not get my next fix.

Ah, hell. Guess I will have to be patient.

Good night, sweet prince.

Tom
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843 reviews296 followers
March 22, 2012
3.75 stars. A promising start to a fun YA fantasy series. The author combines his talent for portraying young love with an entertaining tale of adventure and magic.

Kane is totally embarrassed by his hippie hometown of Athens, Iowa and his dorky flute-playing father. He is the only gay boy in the village (sorry, I had to say that - fans of Little Britain will know what I mean!) and he's resigned to never having a boyfriend. Until one day he sees the gorgeous and mysterious Hawk at school. Hawk is a prince in-exile from another world protected by his shapeshifting servant, Spike. The two boys are immediately attracted but getting to know each other is beset with problems as they face betrayal and enemies from Hawk's homeland.

I was drawn into this tale straight away by the great description of Athens and it's quirky inhabitants (it sounds like a cool place to live IMO). Hawk is funny as he tries to learn the words and customs of humans but I did find his behaviour a little inconsistent as he swung from understanding hero to arrogant prince at different times in the story. Spike is satisfyingly scary and the use of human stories and fairytales to make up the other-worlds is creative. The romance is quite chaste, idealistic and quick to develop. The story ends with a cliffie so be warned. I'll definitely be buying the sequel. Recommended for fantasy and YA fans.
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Author 3 books110 followers
April 15, 2013
I have to say I really enjoyed this book. I found Kane to be an engaging main character. Growing up in a small town I can empathize with his desire to get away. I like that he read like a teenager, and that he was far from perfect. I found Hawk harder to take, and while he does makes some good points about human society, his arrogance, and high handed manner really grated on my nerves. That's when this book really worked for me, because instead of just giving into the boy he's falling in love with, Kane takes Hawk to task for his poor treatment of others, and for his rotten attitude. It was refreshing to see that no matter how much he felt drawn to Hawk that Kane wasn't blind to Hawk's faults, and often struggled with that sense of bonding. It made their quickly developing connection easier for me to take.

The plot seems to be nicely complex, and I like that there seem to be a variety of characters involved for a multitude of reasons, and motivations. I especially liked the dark elf assassins. They were a nice touch, and quite different than I thought they would be. I look forward to reading the rest of the series, and seeing how the plot unfolds, and the characters continue to grow and mature.
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263 reviews42 followers
April 30, 2018
Blowing The Book Budget

And lovin' every minute of it.

This. Is. So. Much. Fun!

It's witty and snarky, smart, smart, smart, and perfectly paced.

There's a little young love (not the squicky kind), an unhealthy obsession, some minor villains, a glimpse of the immediate Big Bad, a lot of cluelessness, an interesting 'overlapping worlds' philosophy, snarky collisions of opposing societal and cultural views, a fragile but developing soul bond, and the clear beginnings of a great framework for more fun and lots of TROUBLE to come.

I love these guys. All of them. I even liked Spike. I felt bad for his doomed ... (no spoiler). The unfairness of it was sad since what made the possibility of it so impossible are outdated ideas and, of course, prejudice and classism ... and probably speciesism too. [Yikes that's a weird lookin' word]

Anyhoo, this is going to be a wicked fun ride! I absolutely lurve, lurve, luuuurve the language barrier awkwardness. It. Was. Hilarious. Pass the catch hup, please. I'm not as enamored of Ruber as some other reviewers, but I have a feeling that may change for the better. He's too bitter (deservedly so if what I suspect is true) for me just yet, but the snarkasm! Oh the snarkasm! is just great.

If I have two teensy weensy tiny slivers of niggle they are:

1) It comes off a little Ryan Foxheart OTT here and there, but not in an *eyerolling* way. It's actually really engaging and ultimately the sporadic OTT-ness is quite clearly a direct consequence and function of these guys' two worldviews colliding. That said, the dialogues are smooth, genuine, and they flow well. So I think the OTT-ness is more of a feeling perceived on my end than it is a deliberate writing style or literary mode. But that's subjective and I could be projecting. I see Ryan Foxheart ev-er-y-where these days.

But still, I noticed it, and know it might be off-putting for those who expect a little more gravitas with their fantasy titles.

2) It is a mutherhumpin' cliffhanger godsdamnit, BUT! books 1-4 are already available so ... not really much of an issue unless you're compelled to pause between installments to write a freakin review cuz it's just that serious. IMHO, it's nearly perfect.

I could go on and on with nothing but more good stuff to say, but I won't. These are worth reading for yourselves.

Thanks for extoling its virtues, ☆ Todd. Totally worth the hit to my book budget this month!
Profile Image for Mandy*reads obsessively* .
2,197 reviews341 followers
December 4, 2012
4.5*
Kane Vess a 16 year old living in Athens Iowa " Hippie Central " where everyone is unique or extraordinary and even the fast food places have interesting and unusual names ( Rice Rice Baby, for the Chinese takeout place). The problem is Kane is pretty ordinary and boring, his claim to fame is being the only gay kid in town.
He lives with his widowed father, a flautist and spends all his time with best friend Jewel.
He is just biding his time until he can finally leave Athens, that is until he sees the hottest guy ever at his school, the guy no one else seems to be able to see.
This story is told mainly from Kane's POV (first person) which I enjoyed, it was a treat to see how he sees himself, his town and its inhabitants.
We do get Hawk's and Spike's and even Jewel's POV (third person) as well, which sometimes causes the story to jump around a bit, but it was no problem for me to follow.
Hawk, the Prince of Arcadia and his changeling protector Spike have been sent to earth to escape the 'Dark' assassins, mercenaries for the rebel cause in his homeland of Faerth.
Hawk is royalty in his world and is accustom to being treated as such, so he comes off as arrogant and superior to the 'common' people. His attitude doesn't always make him likable or pleasant but considering the world he comes from I understood him and he also shines a little bit of light on how our society sees and values people.
Spike is not only Hawk's protector he also harbors deep feelings for him which cause conflict, and I actually feel sorry for him, despite everything.

But, for me Ruber the Ruby steals the show. He is a prince among minerals, a real gem and delivers some of the best lines in this book. He also helps 'translate' between the boys at times and it has some hilarious results! I can't wait for more of him and his story.

The attraction between the main characters is immediate but they face a series of challenges from friends and foe alike. Hawk needs to put his sword to the test more than once and I am surprised how well Kane took to all the things thrown at him.
At one point Hawk thinks of a fable from his world about the origins of the soul and 'soul mates' which I loved and helped explain the feelings they have developed so quickly for each other. I hope that is expanded on a bit in the sequel.
This is a sweet, fun and interesting YA story, the world building was promising but we will have to wait for the sequel to have it fleshed out. I liked the way a lot it was explained and brought together by bringing in stories most people will have read by authors like C.S. Lewis, Shakespeare and Lewis Carroll very clever.
I have to read the sequel and here is your warning, it says # 1 and John Goode means it.
This one ends on a cliffhanger!


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906 reviews58 followers
May 4, 2018
rollicking fun - 4.5* (rounding down because of cliffhanger)

This is book 1 in a 4 part series and I have only finished the first two but so far I am truly having a great time. This one has a cliffhanger which always annoys me so of course I had to read the next book immediately. That meant 2 books in one night! Grrr. And just like Todd says in his fabulous review there are a number of hard to follow POV changes. Other than this I was quite enamoured of the writing.

Kane Vess is the only gay boy in the village. And what a village it is. I so know these people and I related to Kane because of it. I understood feeling like an outsider because you are "too normal". Kane feels invisible because he has no unusual dietary requirements and lacks special talents. He is also lonely because there are literally no dating options for him. That is until Hawk shows up in town.

Hawk is from the realm of Fearth. He has travelled to earth along with a changeling (Spike) and a gem elemental (Ruber). Nothing on Earth is very interesting to Hawk until he meets Kane. It turns out Kane does have some talents that no one else around the boys seems to have. Kane helps Hawk learn a bit more about their town while learning from Hawk that there are other worlds and that some of our better known stories seem to have been based on them. The boys are just starting out on their friendship when Fearth politics rudely interrupt them. From then on out it is an action packed ride. One I immediately went and got another ticket for.
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6,239 reviews489 followers
March 23, 2012
Technicality: multiple POV; Kane is written as 1st person, while the rest are written as 3rd person

As much as I want to lower the star rating because CLIFF-HANGER ON BOOK IS EVIL!!!! but I also have to be fair, since the story charms me from beginning to end.

Kane Vess is the only openly gay teenager in Athens, Iowa -- or also well-known as Hippieville :). Kane's voice is quirky and funny. Just like the other teenagers from the pen of John Goode's, Kane is simply a fun to read. The way he describes his life, his town, his best friend Jewel, and this new HOT young guy keeps me chuckling several times over.

Hawk, is a prince of Arcadia, being sent to Athens to hide from Dark assassins, along with his Changeling protector, Spike. At first, Hawk is confused on how Kane seems to be immune to his power -- but then Hawk finds himself attracted to Kane. There are several funny "lost in translation" moments, as Hawk struggles to understand English slangs and Earth customs.

I must say that I side with Kane more than Hawk. At times, Hawk comes as this very arrogant and condenscending prince. I support Kane for calling Hawk's a douche bag at one point. ALTHOUGH, the part where Hawk explain about how his people prides beauty above all else, by making comparison with Brad and Angelina is totally spot on :p. I realize the way Hawk lives in Arcadia is quite different; still, I'm not exactly entertained with Hawk when he's looking down on people.

We get the twist around half-part of the book and the danger towards Hawk and Kane escalates from there. However, I must admit that some of the actions seem to stop mid-point and never fully developed. I hope it changes in the second book.

As for the world-building, it is pretty non-existent in this first book, basically because it sets in our world. It is more like I Am Number Four; rather than sets in an alternate/fantasy world. It will probably change after the cliff-hanger and we move into the second book. I cannot wait to see that part.

All in all, a definitely great start of a series. Also, a good introduction to Harmony Ink, a YA imprint division of Dreamspinner Press.

You've done it again, John Goode. Now tell me when the sequel will be out, will you?
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658 reviews77 followers
June 12, 2016
He was... he was inside of me somehow, and I knew I was inside of him. There was something pulling us together, and I didn't care anymore if I was in danger.
[...]
Oh God, I sounded like a Disney princess.




I have my thoughts in a knot and don't know where to start with this review. I'm sorry but it looks like this is gonna be some random thoughts, one after the other.


—> Athens, Kane's hometown, is nothing like Foster (the small town from John's other series), and I found the contrast very smart and funny. So, on first sight, you may think, it's all the same, but it really is not. To give one example, Kane is openly gay, but since this is about all that sets him apart, he's really nothing special in Athens, less than ordinary, actually.

—> Distant Rumblings is a YA romantic fantasy story, with smart dialogue, destined love, fairytales and hidden realms, and a lot more that we don't know about yet, because it merely is Act 1 and is only introducing the characters and the world. It is more or less mandatory to read the next book, because there is not much closure in this first one. And maybe that's why it is so hard for me to write a decent review right now :-/

—> Kane and Hawk, our protagonists, are sweet, but I don't have a really good feel for them yet. I have yet to find out what makes them tick and special. Hawk is a little clearer to me, because of his princey attitude, though. The lack of character depths and the generally YA vibe make this book light and easy.

—> This is balanced by the smart look on our world when we see it in contrast to the other worlds that play a role in this fantasy. The differences between Kane and Hawk, between our world and Arcadia, are interesting to read about, and nicely revealed through the dialogue of our two boys.

—> I haven't decided how I feel about the fantasy world yet, because as I said, I only have a very vague picture until now. I know that I like Ruber, our talking rock :-) It looks like the next book will play in Arcadia and not in our world, so I hope to find out more then.

—> The plot was very, very tropey, and this is either not a plus, or it may end up in something brilliant. Again, I can't say yet.

—> I liked the dialogue and John's smart ideas about our world best, the rest is likeable enough, and I will continue with the next book.


3.5 stars
Profile Image for Sammy Goode.
628 reviews86 followers
April 1, 2012
I have begun this review 4 times. Each time I tried to think of a clever way to pull together all of the elements that made this book shine. In one, I began to tell you of a talking cat (think changeling), or better yet a talking ruby--and please don't make the mistake of offending him by calling him a diamond. I began to tell you how this cat--well this changeling, for cat was only one of its many forms, was the bodyguard of the Prince. But more than that, he was in love with him...however, the love was a jealous and twisted love, much like the true form of this changeling itself. Then there was the ruby, also a Prince in his own right, but given to the elves. He was an elemental--taking the form of a gem and his ofttimes sarcastic responses gave this reader more than a few laughs along the way. But then I thought, no...they were phenomenal secondary characters but not really main characters.

So, I scratched that and went in for the world building aspect. This time I waxed prosaic on the small town of Athens, Iowa, the original hippie kingdom where shops have insanely funny names like "Donde Esta da Bean" (the local coffee shop) and spoke of its inhabitants who all loved and accepted one another, even those who dared to be different--cause there in Athens, different is the norm. I wanted to express to you how a piece of me desired to visit there, sit in the shops, get to know the people. Mr. Goode had drawn them in such a way as to make them funny and appealing and sweet all at the same time. But the town...no, the town was not the real story here, either. So, I sighed heavily, hit the delete button and started again.

This time I attacked the aspect of the new fantasy world that we are introduced to in Distant Rumblings. Arcadia. Even its name sounded regal, ancient! It's inhabitants were elves and other amazing creatures. But there was trouble in this paradise of beautiful faerie folk, and Prince Hawk had been exiled in order to save him from the "dark". We come to find out that the "dark" included those elves who had rebelled against the current monarchy and that they were sinister and deadly. I tried my best to relate how they fit into this incredible story without giving away too much information..without revealing any of the amazing cliffhanger that ended this novel and had me wanting to hurl my kindle across the room and storm over to the author's home demanding the sequel right then and there. However, I realized that while all that was compelling, it was still not the real focus of this story. So, back to the drawing board I went...

Finally, I settled for this...Distant Rumblings is a love story...a sweet teenage boy, son of a hippie flautist (flute player for laymen) and a deceased but gentle mother, falls in love with a Prince. A Prince who has much to learn about compassion for those he deems as being of lesser stature than himself (basically everyone) but a Prince who has a heart of gold...one that has begun beating for that teenage boy who lives in that quirky small town where being gay is not only accepted but respected.

There, I had finally stumbled upon what I felt this delightful story was about...love.

John Goode is a master at weaving all these elements into an extraordinarily enjoyable novel. The way he uses language to create an alternate world, a ruling class of elves, and the intriguing mind of a sweet teenage boy left me breathless and giddy at the same time. I wanted to be Kane's best friend, sit and exchange witty barbs with the Ruby Prince and send that changeling packing more than once. This is the beauty of a John Goode novel. He strolls into your everyday existence and invites you to take his hand and enter a world where the very characters leap off the page and wrap themselves around your heart. A true master storyteller. A highly entertaining novel. A unbearably sweet love story. Distant Rumblings...a 5 star read.
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Author 2 books44 followers
May 6, 2012
I’m saying this right up front, I normally don’t review books but in this case, I felt compelled to do so. In a society full of sparkly vampires and post-apocalyptic games over food, the genre of fantasy has exploded all over the place and Distant Rumblings is one of the newest H-Bombs to hit the Earth.

I have never read a book so quickly and so relatable in quite some time. Growing up in Long Island, I (much like Kane) felt so out of place in the town I lived in and dreamed of getting the hell out as soon as I could. Sure, I wanted a hot A&F boyfriend too but what hormone raging 17 year old gay boy doesn’t? He would swoop in and take me far away where we would live happily ever after while never keep our hands off each other.

Of course that never happens in real life which is why books like Distant Rumblings are written.

I won’t go into too much plot description because you need to experience it all on your own but I will give you this... Kane, a normal kid in an abnormal town, meets what he thinks is the perfect specimen of man but has NO idea how cracked that “perfection” really is.

What follows is a story that is so imaginative and consuming, you thirst for more after every climatic point (and believe me, there are plenty to choose from). The way the reader is transported to different points of view so seamlessly throughout the novel is simply genius. You feel the characters’ pains and triumphs and want to go to there. (A Rice Krispie Treat for those who get that reference.)

In a world full of Bellas and Katnisses, I want to be a Kane.
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1,542 reviews104 followers
April 28, 2018
Let me start off by saying YA is not usually my thing. I like a bit more steam in my romances if ya get what I mean. That being said I loved this book. I am so glad I took a chance. Hell $6.99 is steep by my standards on Amazon. If I didn't love it, there was no way I was forking over another for the next in the series. But I did so moot point.

The world building was different. I don't even know to explain it into words. You just have to read it to understand what the sci-fi like world is. There is Earth as we know it, and then there is more, much more. Hawk is from that more and Kane is from Earth. They meet and drama ensues. There is the start of romance between them, but not much. Too much is going on for either of them to really have time to figure out their emotions.

And we end on a cliffy, so yeah there's that. I'm glad these books came out years ago because I need the next one. It's just that good. I was engaged the entire story eating up every piece of the puzzle that fit together. I have more questions than answers but perhaps book two will fill in some info.
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1,078 reviews250 followers
March 22, 2012
3.5 stars? 3.75? Somewhere around there, rounded up.

A nice start to a new series, with a funny voice in the MC Kane, a snarky best friend named Jewel, funny "lost in translation" like dialogue, and maybe a curious peek into the worlds we might see in the future of the series (I won't give it away but you've heard of them before).

Kane is the most normal high school boy in Athens, Iowa. Raised by his flautist father in a community of ex-hippies, vegans, and all around "original" souls, he ends up sticking out by being the least ostentation person in town. His only claim to originality is that he's gay, and in Athens that's barely enough to get you anywhere. Still, he's the only gay guy at his school, which is depressing along with everything else, so when he sees the most beautiful guy that he's ever seen walking right across campus and no one else seems to see him or know who he is, he's quite intrigued. After a fortuitous mistake on the mystery guy's part, they become acquainted and learn to know one another. The only problem is, like the play they're studying for drama, Hawk is not from this world. He's a prince of Faerth, sent away from the Nine Worlds for his safety with his very loyal Changeling guardian Spike.

This first installment of the series sets up the world pretty nicely, even though it is pretty slow going. We get both of the MC's POVs along with a few other characters (Jewel and Spike, for example). There is quite a bit of funny getting to know you conversations that they have where they both can't ever seem to understand what the hell the other is talking about. This did get frustrating for me a couple times because I wanted to hurry the plot along, but it wasn't a big deal and to my personal taste.

The best part of the story is probably the voice of Kane, who cracked me up quite a few times. Jewel is pretty awesome too, they're like peas in a pod and I could really see that. I also had a fun time chuckling at the town of Athens, since I went to school with a lot of people like that :)

I noticed a few times that, because of the way the story is narrated (which is a bit off the cuff, like the ramblings of Kane's mind) that the action would start and then need to stop for a few lines of exposition to catch us up on what things meant. Those were a little jarring, but if it meant that the story had to lose that rambling style of voice that Kane has, I'd definitely swallow those little bits and forget about them, because Kane's voice is what makes this story so fun.

I'm really looking forward to seeing where the rest of this series goes. This first part barely touches on the world-building, or really just gives us clues, and I can see that we're going to get quite a bit more in the sequels. I'm definitely excited for that part, because one of the most fun parts of the story for me were when Kane and Hawk finally realized that they both knew about the worlds that Hawk comes from, so I'm excited to read/see more about that.
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566 reviews15 followers
March 12, 2019
"Distant Rumblings" isn't normally what I go for, but I was pulled in by an inviting publisher's blurb. The promise of a queer love story was icing on the cake. Within a few pages, Kane's hilarious narrative voice, not to mention his quirky little home town, had me spellbound.
Many of the fantasy elements are heavily derivative, but I read for character far more than for plot, and it didn't take long for me to fall in love with Hawk and Kane, a pair so well-matched and entertaining I was filled with actual joy. Banter can be hard to pull off, and I've grown used to fantasy novels that lack credible dialogue, but Goode doesn't disappoint. There's plenty of action, a handful of interesting villains, and a protagonist whose warmth and kindness make him a welcome departure from the swaggering, egotistical "chosen ones" I know too well. Kane is much more Harry Potter than Eragon Shadeslayer, and I’m okay with that.
I did feel that Jewel, Kane's best friend, got short shrift in the story. She doesn't have much personality, and spends more time as a passive pawn than anything else. Seeing as she's the only female character of note in the entire book, that left a slightly bitter taste in my mouth. I hope the rest of the series devotes more page time to women, especially in a more empowering light.
I devoured "Distant Rumblings" in two sittings, and I can't wait to dive into the sequel. As a reader who rarely gets invested enough to follow a series at all, let alone enthusiastically, I'd say that speaks for itself.
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Author 6 books77 followers
March 12, 2013
Having enjoyed Goode’s Foster High novels, which are firmly grounded in reality, I was intrigued as to how he would tackle something more fantastical. Much as I suspected, he pulls it off brilliantly. This first installment in the Lords of Arcadia series has two boys from utterly different worlds exploring an unlikely but powerful attraction, while danger closes in on them from all sides. Magic, intense emotion, and fast-pace action have been brought together to create a book I found to be both original and compulsive reading.

Kane Vess might be gay, but in Athens, Iowa, where popularity is dictated by a person’s outlandishness, he is thought dull. One day at school, however, his ordinary existence is shattered when he almost collides with the new boy in the corridor. Captivated by the stranger’s extraordinary beauty, Kane is anxious to learn more of him. The revelation that Hawk is an exile from another realm turns out to be just the beginning. Kane hasn’t spent long in his company before he makes two discoveries. For one thing, they share an immediate affinity that defies understanding. For another, hanging around with Hawk could cost Kane his life.

Fleeing those who would either use or kill him for his royal status, Hawk seeks refuge on Earth with his changeling bodyguard. He has a low opinion of his new home, considering it both mundane and incomprehensible…that is, until he meets Kane. It doesn’t matter that Kane is a human with no special powers, or that he is a commoner far beneath his own station. Hawk is instantly drawn to him in a way he can’t ignore. But as they take the first tentative steps towards building a relationship, the forces that drove Hawk from his homeland are catching up with him, and even Hawk’s enhanced abilities might not be enough to save them.

I have to say, what really brought this book to life for me was the humor. The miscommunication between the heroes as they struggle to decipher one another’s languages, often with hilarious results, had me laughing out loud throughout. Yet, despite the vast differences in their culture and upbringing, the spark that leaps between the two boys from the outset is undeniable, and it was a pleasure to watch it grow. Moreover, this novel ends on a cliffhanger that will surely leave any reader desperate to know what happens next.

If you’re looking for a young adult fantasy that combines action with plenty of humor and romance, I can highly recommend this book.

Written for Rainbow Book Reviews and the Boys on the Brink Blog
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Author 15 books716 followers
April 13, 2013
I just finished the second of John Goode's fantasy YA series "Eye of the Storm." I ended up frustrated because there's CLEARLY a third book to follow these two, and the ending was a cliff-hanger.

I hate cliff-hangers. Arrgh.

But I do like John Goode's writing - and these two books make for a great Harry-Potter-like experience for a gay teenager - with the kind of self-affirming and romantic message that these books need to have. I would have DIED to have these books when I was 15. Died.

The first book, "Distant Rumblings" takes place in this world. Kane Vess is a bored teen - but bored because his small, hippy-liberal town in Iowa (hey Morgan!) is just nowhere. Then he spots the hottest guy in the world in his school, and can't figure out why no one is gossiping about him.

But when the guy, whose name is Hawk, plunges a magic sword into Kane's chest, things begin to get a little weird. Hawk, you see, is a fairy prince. Literally.

What charmed me about the first book is the way the bland reality of this quirky little town is presented to us through the snarky perspective of the protagonist. It's sly and amusing and captures the spirit of what being a teenager is. Even without bullying or family problems, being the only gay kid in your school is isolating.

As the story gets progressively stranger and the supernatural elements - in the person of beings from a different world - begin to complicate Kane's simple life beyond his control; Kane's attachment to Hawk becomes stronger. The cliffhanger ending literally opens the way both to the second book, and to Hawk's world.

"Eye of the Storm" plunges Hawk and Kane into the middle of a magical civil war in Hawk's considerably less boring world. Here we track different characters through different viewpoints as they fight, manipulate and spew magic and mayhem, generally trying to stay alive. It is as if all the fairy-tale figures of Kane's childhood are suddenly alive and deeply involved in a fight-to-the-death over political dominance of the Nine Worlds.

Betrayal, loyalty, heroism and love are liberally mixed into an action-packed adventure very different in tone from the first volume. Kane is still his snarky gay teen self, but on his quest to save Hawk, he realizes that he might be something special himself.

My favorite feature of this book is the talking gemstones. But I'll say no more. I love them.

Now I'm annoyed that I have to wait for book three, because I am just desperate to know how it all turns out. But I can assure you, it will be messy.
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380 reviews25 followers
October 7, 2016
Well, the blurb sounded quite interesting, but the whole book was unevenly written. We had two guys from different worlds, so there were lots of opportunities for miscommunication, especially with defective translator. And that was the funniest part of the book. Sometimes, I couldn't stop laughing out loud and other people where looking at me funny ;). But, unfortunately, I had other major issues with the book.

Kane was know it all, better than you guy. Seriously, he lived in an eccentric town (you know, people were called strange, because they were vegan, had uncommon names or grew their own vegetables) and he complained about it non-stop. He was the only person who was "normal" and after few pages, I had enough of his whining.

Also, the insta-love was a little over the top. As for my second issue - changing point of views. Kane was talking in the first person, the rest was narrated by the narrator (if it makes sense) and the author had a huge problem with portraying it. He overused pronouns and while describing one of the characters, he couldn't decide between using "he" and "it" (in the same sentence).

And last, but not least, Kane was such a special snowflake, because only he could resist being brainwashed by magic and wasn't hurt by it.

No, no and no. I won't read the next part :). But Distant Rumblings was an interesting experience. And John Goode had few great ideas . Pity, it was so poorly executed.
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1,606 reviews
July 16, 2014
Kane is an ordinary boy, living in the not so ordinary town of Athens, Iowa. Doomed to be the only gay teenager in a town of unique people, he is surprised one day to get a glimpse of a gorgeous guy no one else seems to see.

Hawk is the prince and heir to the throne of Arcadia, sent to hide on Earth due to the political turmoil in his world. He struggles to understand the strange ways of the people there. But there is one thing he doesn't struggle with, and that is his attraction to Kane that seems to be more than skin deep.

There's wonderful world building in this book, cleverly utilizing famous creatures and tales from Earth's literature. There is a huge cliff-hanger at the end. (I'm lucky enough to have the second book readily available, which I will be quickly buying.) I really can't wait to see what is in store next for Kane and Hawk, and hopefully we'll soon find out why they are so drawn to each other.
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2,853 reviews2 followers
May 5, 2018
I'm ashamed to say that this story has been buried in my kindle Mount Everest since December 2013!! So sorry John. 😕

Really enjoyed it. I have the whole series downloaded...and yes, they're going to be devoured one after the other, along with John's new story Jordan Vs All The Boys. Loads of pop culture references and my favourite line?? 'He can fight like a ninja, but Britney Spears is his kryptonite??' 4.25 stars for this Arcadia world builder.
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3,662 reviews233 followers
April 13, 2020
4 Stars

Loved the parts where human culture & American idioms are confounding to Hawk. Also #Points! for the scathing social commentary on the perks of beauty & fame vs. intelligence & experience...and politics (to some) basically being a popularity contest.

(The more I thought about it the more I liked it, so I upped the rating.)
Profile Image for Vicki.
32 reviews
March 29, 2012
I liked this book, already looking forward to the sequel, as this was left on quite a cliffhanger. Very likable characters in Kane and Hawk. They were sweet and often funny together. I am still hoping for some redemption for the Spike character. A good read, one I would recommend.
Profile Image for Michael.
Author 25 books126 followers
April 15, 2015
How dare he do this to me? I don't like fantasy stories. Not at all. And now John Goode has got me reading one, and worse yet liking it? This just is unacceptable. Before you know it I'll have to read the sequel. I must go hide my head in shame.
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