Jonathan Carroll is a mystery to me. Ever since first discovering him, I have been drawn to his writing — I’ve read eleven of his books and will surely read more. But do I enjoy his work? Sometimes. Sometimes it is absolutely amazing. And sometimes it is frustrating. At times it has made me angry. But his writing always compels me. I have the reader’s equivalent of a complicated relationship with his work.
His writing fascinates me, sometimes almost mesmerizes me. His magical realism works wicked tricks, creating a tension often full of anxiety and pending doom, occasionally creating similar reactions as dark horror, though his work can’t accurately be described by that genre. His insight into human nature and foibles is unique. Unambiguous happy ending are even rarer in his work than they are in life. And speaking of endings, his are more often than not problematic — he will come to the end of a skillfully told book or story, and the ending often seems half baked, an afterthought that he doesn’t seem to feel is important. He is definitely a writer that you read for the journey, not the destination, and maybe that’s the point.
Yet he continues to compel me. His work is unique — I cannot think of any writer that I could accurately compare him to. This is my second reading of this collection of tales. If you have yet to discover this fascinating writer, The Woman Who Married A Cloud is a perfect gateway to his magically strange and often disconcerting world.
Mr. Fiddlehead: an oddly disturbing tale of friendship, marriage, an imaginary friend made manifest, and a unthinkable betrayal.
4 ⭐️
Uh-Oh City: this long story about an ordinary English professor and his extraordinary cleaning lady encapsulates all the things that draw me to Carroll’s writing, as well as the way it often frustrates me. There’s the startling magic realism that comes out of nowhere, blowing away all foundations and leaving you off balance, and feeling vaguely threatened. It is both disturbing and addictive. But then there are the plot details that just get dropped — important seeming points that are left behind and never again referenced. And of course, there is the ever frustrating abrupt ending that seems way undercooked for the complexity of the tale.
3 1/2 ⭐️
The Second Snow: dogs, disappearance, and death — short and sour tale of loss and betrayal. A mystery, but no actual magical realism in this one.
3 ⭐️
The Fall Collection: A banal, dying man finds dignity and meaning in haberdashery.
4 ⭐️
Friend’s Best Man : Another Carroll story with a dog at center stage. The magical realism creeps up on you in this one, almost gently. Then the sweet/sad mood created by the adorable dying child and the protagonist’s new relationship is whiplashed by the startling ending.
4 ⭐️
The Sadness of Details: ”Even God doesn’t know or remember anymore. It is as if he had a kind of progressive amnesia. To put it simply, he forgets things…there are fewer and fewer periods of clarity. His mind loses its footing more and more…His condition is becoming worse, and something must be done quickly.” A recurring theme in Carroll’s stories is that Universe is out of whack because of a kind of mysterious degeneration of the Deity, somehow effected by human agency. In this disturbing tale, an average housewife is recruited to use her neglected talent to mitigate this God crisis, and her world will never be the same.
4 ⭐️
Waiting to Wave: A grim, depressing tale of a man obsessed with the lover he has lost, and the sad superstitions he clings to, hoping to set his life right again. Of course there’s a dog, but it doesn’t help.
2 1/2 ⭐️
The Jane Fonda Room: Died and went to hell. Predictable.
2 ⭐️
A Quarter Past You: A long term, happy couple play out a naughty fantasy to add spice. It all goes to hell.
3 ⭐️
My Zoondel: I’m not certain, but my guess is that Carroll has never written a book without a dog. This is another of his dog centric tales. It might have been a straightforward man and dog story, except werewolves, and existential evil lurking in the human heart. This had potential, but the ending was a bit too heavy handed for my tastes.
3 ⭐️
Learning to Leave: Another short relationship tale revealing yet another path to dark mental corners of a seemingly happy coupling.
3 ⭐️
Panic Hand: Trigger Warning ⚠️ If the novel Lolita bothers you, don’t read this one.
This dangerously taboo tale is Carroll at his best. A mundane train trip morphs into a pleasingly interesting situation, drawing you in, then the magical realism knocks everything off kilter, leaving you uncomfortable and troubled. But Carroll raised the stakes on this formula by flirting with incredibly taboo subject matter, pushing those uncomfortable feeling to extremes. And just as you are feeling that the actions of his protagonist may have partially redeemed the story, he hits you with that ending (a goddamn rare brilliant ending for Carroll) that leaves your jaw on the floor, and makes it all worse.
4 1/2 ⭐️
A Bear in the Mouth: Rich man, poor man, magic and money — money may talk, but this story just didn’t speak to me.
1 ⭐️
Postgraduate: Another story on a common trope — that anxiety filled dream that you’re back in high school. Carroll adds a couple twisted that make it more horrific.
3 ⭐️
Tired Angel: An absolutely chilling tale of a sadistic, psychopathic stalker. Carroll puts you inside his head by using first person narration. He finds so many ways to disturb us.
3 1/2 ⭐️
The Dead Love You: And here is another signature Carroll story — a mundane occurrence quickly turns disturbing, then frighteningly so. Unexplainable magical realism stuff cranks up the volume on the creepy. Then a major plot twist flips everything on its head, changing everything but the creepy and disturbing, and finishes with an incredibly frustrating ending that is either half backed or ingeniously ambiguous to force you to imagine things far worse and more chilling than he could possibly write.
4 ⭐️
Florian: ”He closed his eyes, and knew there was no hope. There was only small magic in the world, never enough to go around, not nearly enough to write a dying child back to life.” A writer, his wife, their beautiful child, and a very sad story with typical Carroll twists. ”A line came to the man as he watched his son play: ‘They had the most beautiful child in the world’”
3 ⭐️
The Life of My Crime: Jonathan Carroll ‘s stories have a definite sense of morality. Like everything else about them, it functions in extremely odd ways, but is rarely absent. Though sometimes in his stories very evil people seem to get away with what they do, the body of his work suggests that is just because of where the story ended, and that eventually judgement will come. In this story Carroll’s magical universe punishes the offending charming bastard in unique and bizarre ways.
3 1/2 ⭐️
A Wheel in the Desert, the Moon on Some Swings: This story is what I read Jonathan Carroll for. A man is going blind — has only three months until his sight is irrevocably gone. He wants to capture ten, perfect photographs to imprint on his mind before this happens. That’s the set up. It reads as a straight story until it’s climatic end, and in that portion it captures Carroll’s compelling vision of being alive and human in this world. Then the magical realism of the climax kicks in and perfectly paints Carroll’s unique understanding of spirituality. It’s stories like this one that keep me coming back to Carroll again and again, no matter how much he sometimes frustrates me.
5 ⭐️
A Flash in the Pants: In Carroll’s worlds, anything can have a soul — even a house. In this bittersweet tale, a gray man living a gray life alone in a nondescript house is visited by previous residents of his house, and the house dramatically demonstrates that it remembers happier days when it was vibrant and alive, full of a hopeful family and love, days when it was a home. ”No wonder it wept now. No wonder the man and the beautiful woman were silent. He because he knew he was part of why the place wept; she because she knew her life would never, ever be as good again as it had been here.”
4 ⭐️
Black Cocktail: A compelling protagonist who host a call in radio show for freaky people, a fascinating hook involving a menacing teenager who hasn’t aged in decades, and the key to finding true purpose, is spoiled by undisciplined writing, including multiple abrupt twists that subvert, rather than enhance the tale, and another half baked ending that is rushed and unsatisfying.
3 ⭐️
Crimes of the Face: A man’s memories of his stylish, impeccably dressed father, and the unusual discovery he makes after inheriting his dad’s wardrobe.
4 ⭐️
Fish in a Barrel: Memory is a fragile thing. We re-edit our memories every time we call them up to take off those uncomfortable edges. Forgetting can be a blessing. Now imagine a government office run by disinterested bureaucrats that has a file on every memory you’ve ever had since birth, unfiltered and unedited, and can play it all back for you. A terrifying concept.
3 1/2 ⭐️
A Gravity Thief: A nondescript, nothing special guy loses his hot wife and is heartbroken and angry. He goes to the gym to work out that anger, and discovers a magical revenged. Short, slight, and kinda a waste of good magic realism. Not impressed.
1 ⭐️
The Great Walt of China:
”His full attention was mine now. He liked this — women and wagers, the cost of connecting.”
”How many truly great memories do we have — I’m talking about the ones carved in stone, the ones that define us and help make us who we are?”
Vincent Ettrich is a charming philanderer, the protagonist of two Carroll novels. In this story he bargains high stakes for the chance to meet a new woman who has taken his fancy. This is peak Carroll here!
4 1/2 ⭐️
The Stolen Church: Carroll gets relationships and their complications. A dream visit with deceased in-laws and a bedsheet covered in secrets make a happy couple confront what they’ve hidden from each other.
4 1/2 ⭐️
Alone Alarm: ”I slept my way to the middle.” A sad man is revealed to himself in grand, Jonathan Carroll style. Disturbing and just a little bit funny.
3 ⭐️
Asleep in Wolf’s Clothing: A NYC meathead experiences an inexplicable fame nightmare.
2 1/2 ⭐️
The Language of Heaven: ”What do you do when you need the language of Heaven, but all you have are your hands and eyes?” Another Vincent Ettrich story, of a time inverted relationship that’s over before it began.
3 1/2 ⭐️
The Heidelberg Cylinder: ”The Devil wore a chef’s hat.” This is one of Carroll’s strange morality tales — a battle between God and the Devil, with God sitting on the sidelines and allowing humans to fight the Devil.
This is perhaps Carroll’s funniest tale, chock full of absurdity and ridiculousness, mixing his usual unsettling scenes with humor. But he maintains a medieval sense of morality that demands pain and loss, so you shouldn’t ever expect a feel good ending from him.
3 ⭐️
Elizabeth Thug: the meaning and mystery of an enigmatic tattoo.
3 ⭐️
Home on the Rain: A couple, a secret, an obsession, scaffolding and pigeons. This one is beautiful, sad, mysterious, and powerful — the ineffable within the mundane. This one is perfect.
5 ⭐️
Vedran: A short tale of loss, grief, aging, and remembrance. Carroll captures these nuggets of wise sadness so well.
4 ⭐️
Water Can’t Be Nervous: ”Water can’t be nervous — it’s your heart that’s shaking.” How can you end a story with such a perfect, great line and still flub the ending? Another failed relationship story that took an interesting twist early on, and a frustrating one at the very end.
3 ⭐️
East of Furious: Carroll is great at telling stories within stories. Most of this tale is just that — one character telling another a long and fantastical story about an encounter with alchemy. The disturbing reveal comes at the end.
4 ⭐️
Nothing to Declare: A small story with a big punch — lots to think about. What impact lies and stories have — not malicious ones, but told to enhance the ego of the teller as they entertain the listener. ”Smallishious”
4⭐️
Let the Past Begin: ”The woman likes dessert, foreign politics, the truth, working in perilous situations, and wonder — not necessarily in that order.” More striking characters, stories within stories, and seriously odd relationship angles.
3 1/2 ⭐️
The Woman Who Married a Cloud: So, an intergalactic dating service — a different take on “men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
3 1/2 ⭐️