Big dick, come quick

by Calanthe

Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.

Harry Potter fanfic
Word count: 204,473
Tags: Drama, Humour, Romance, Smut
Artpost: http://pandora-gold.deviantart.com/ar...

Genres: Fan Fiction, M M Romance, Fantasy

614 pages, ebook

First published May 8, 2006

About the author

Former Fanfic Author

Reviews

[Bitchie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Pretty much a really long PWP, lots of increasingly inventive sex, revolving around Draco and Harry's growing relationship. It's really long, but not much happened. I kept waiting on some angst or after, beyond the sexual.

[Anna Kļaviņa · Rating 1 out of 5]

Didn't like and didn't finish.

[bubblegumpopper · Rating 1 out of 5]

DNFing this at 25%. I never DNF. That's how bad this is. The author's note does indicate that this is just a lot of sex, but all the parts that are not sex are so incredibly bad and OoC and seem to be lacking a basic understanding of how humans think and feel and react, that it just made the sex annoying by association. If it had been a ton of sex between two believable characters, then great! I'm in! But this is just a ton of sex between two charicatures of people. The final straw for me was when Draco and Harry are exchanging flirty owls all day and then it's mentioned off-hand that Hermione is unconscious in the hospital and is not doing well. And then Draco laments that this should be time he and Harry get to spend together. WHAT THE FORK?! This is supposedly a "classic" fanfiction, but I can't for the life of me figure out why it ever achieved such notoriety.

[Seani Fully · Rating 5 out of 5]

If i had to choose a book, to represent how much i love harry-draco. This, is the most Sexiest, sensual, perfectly blazing story yet which i keep finding myself reading over and over. Masterpiece. This is porn. With loads of sugar. The porn bit, specially in the first 30% of the book, is yummy. So I'm drizzling some stars over it. I didnt finish it.

[TT · Rating 3 out of 5]

Well as many have already said, this is mostly sex with storyline sprinkled in. There is a lot of good stuff here actually, and the moments between the two men are sweet, but the author more or less said she started with one story and decided to expand it, so its a bit uneven and again, mostly sex. At least I finally know what all the fuss is about, been curious about this story for awhile.

[Sahara Scarlet · Rating 5 out of 5]

If i had to choose a book, to represent how much i love harry-draco. This, is the most Sexiest, sensual, perfectly blazing story yet which i keep finding myself reading over and over. Masterpiece