This was originally published in 2005 and found in the novella collection Hero, Come Back. (This is one of my favorite novella anthologies, primarily because it includes The Matchmaker's Bargain, by Elizabeth Boyle, which we have also featured on the podcast.)
This "Cynster" novella (is it really a Cynster book if no Cynsters OR HONORARY CYNSTERS make an appearance?) is 3 chapters' worth of Stephanie Laurens trying to make us care about a secondary character so boring we could barely remember who he was ... and we read two books featuring him pretty heavily last summer.
It's Reggie Carmarthen, if that means anything to you. (It probably shouldn't.) (He's Amelia and Amanda's best friend who was so sexually unthreatening that their parents let him escort them home - alone! - in a carriage, the hookup spot of the 19th Century, without a chaperone.)
He sees Anne Ashford, family friend, accosting a member of the ton along with a foundling child. Said child looks exactly like the Caverlocks, an aristocratic family that "breeds true." So obviously, Anne knows he is a by-blow of one of the Caverlock men. She needs to get them to adopt him, or at least pay for his care. Reggie doesn't disagree, but thinks she's going about things the wrong way. Luckily, his main character trait seems to be knowing how to do things the right way, so he can guide her with his superior tonnish knowledge.
They also get caught in the rain and have to take shelter at an inn where they pretend to be man and wife, so it's not all bad.
This is not a very good novella, and yet we both had a ton of fun with it. If you need a Cynster fix, try out Lost and Found for 75 pages of it.
9-Word Summaries:
Laine: How long can a book with no plot be?
Meg: Who needs foster care when you have the aristocracy?