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Modern Family: Wit and Wisdom from America's Favorite Family

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The Hilarious New Book by the Writers of the Emmy-winning Hit Show Modern Family Every week, the families of Modern Family have something to learn. Sometimes it's a lesson about parenting. Other times, it's about surviving marriage--or getting along with the dreaded in-laws. But no matter what, the Pritchetts always find a fresh and incredibly funny way to teach us a little bit about life and love along the way. Now, America's most beloved family has finally opened up their albums and shared some of their favorite quotes, photos, and memories for us to enjoy all over again. Touching on everything from motherhood and teenagers to siblings, school, and love, Modern Wit and Wisdom from America's Favorite Family features some of the funniest lines from the show, Look at A minute ago they were babies, and now they're driving, and soon we'll all be dead.

I called the florist and ordered one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey.

I'm Colombian. I know a fake crime scene when I see one.

She's my daughter. You're my wife. Let's remember what's important There's a football game on.

It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world, interacting with grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer . With exclusive chapter introductions by each family member, this book will leave the show's millions of fans laughing out loud at--and falling even more in love with--the funniest family on television. Created by Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd, Modern Family is one of the most popular and critically acclaimed shows on television. The show's writers and actors have won multiple Emmys and Golden Globes, as well as awards from the Screen Actors Guild and Writers Guild of America. The Pritchett family has won a few trophies here and there, but Mitchell destroyed them all in a fit of jealous rage.

288 pages, Paperback

First published September 4, 2012

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599 reviews744 followers
October 18, 2012
Modern Family is hilarious and is one of my favorite TV Shows. Modern Family: Wit and Wisdom from America's Favorite Family is a collection of funny quotes, advice, and moments from the Emmy winning show. For me this book was a quick, and fun read. Some of the best parts of the book include the Haley, and Gloria sections. This book is very similar to Phil Dunphy's Philosophy book he gave to Haley before going to college. If you want a good laugh, and you love Modern Family this is definitely a must read!
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918 reviews55 followers
July 3, 2013
This was a terrific gift from my daughter, Jenna. There is some original writing--written from the various characters' points of views.... or is it point of views? The rest of the books consists of great quotes from the show.

I love finding humor in the challenges of raising a family, and I find a lot of unexpected insights from the book!

The teacher in me is dying to use this with my 7th graders to examine sentence structure, dialogue, punctuation, and strong characterization. I know....some things are just to be enjoyed, but my teaching passion turns me into an education freak.
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747 reviews27 followers
January 18, 2014
A quick, easy read for fans of Modern Family. It's mostly quotes from the first few seasons of the show, but I enjoyed remembering the scenes and laughed many times.
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104 reviews5 followers
January 29, 2014
Super fast read that I couldn't stop giggling when I was reading
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12 reviews4 followers
February 18, 2014
This book is literally laugh out loud funny and includes some of the best, comical lines from the show. Modern Family fans will definitely enjoy this book.
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144 reviews40 followers
April 27, 2020
I wanted to read this before watching the series finale of Modern Family and it did not disappoint. it was fun being able to go back and relive some of the funny moments in the show.

some of my favorite lines:

“law and order: special parking unit” -claire
“some sick bastard auto tuned me” - phill
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346 reviews18 followers
May 12, 2019
Very cute. A good collection of funny quotes from the show. And I know the show so well I could hear the actors and how they delivered the lines in my head. Such a hilarious show—the writers and everyone be involved are so talented. These characters are classic.
Profile Image for Quinn Lavender.
233 reviews1 follower
January 2, 2019
Basically just a bunch of one-liners from the first 3 seasons of Modern Family. But I love that show so reading funny lines from it was enjoyable. A quick read.
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100 reviews
July 4, 2019
Really fun read- lots of great quotes from the first few seasons.
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July 8, 2023
This is so nostalgic. Every character gets their own section. Those sections contain their classic dialogues and funny moments. I read this in one sitting. Read on for a good laugh.
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38 reviews1 follower
August 24, 2023
If you love reading about history, then why haven’t you read this? Fabulous. I am a late in life MF gal and this was like a behind the scenes view.
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230 reviews2 followers
November 17, 2021
Reading this book was like picking up joy packaged in a little paperback. I've been a big Modern Family fan for years, especially the first 1-3 seasons, which are covered in this book. Each family member had their own section, which started with an essay written from that character's perspective! I loved getting another layer to the characters that I grew up with, directly from the writers who created them!
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30 reviews2 followers
April 8, 2014
I had just finished Divergent, and I needed something to read, and finish, until I got Insurgent. I had this on my bookshelf and decided that it would be easy and short enough to finish in a day. It was a correct thought.

This book was so funny. I'm a huge fan of Modern Family, and I was sitting at the doctor's office with my little sister, and I could not stop laughing at what I was reading. My favorite section was Phil's. And I think they should have put that last. Leave the book off with a bang. Despite that thought, I think this book was so hilarious. And if you're like me, and you won't start a new book until you've finished your current one, this is a short and easy, funny book that can be finished in a day.
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53 reviews
June 30, 2019
It was a nice light read. Found a lot of passages that I watched from the series - which made me laugh! But, it would not have been as funny, if I didn't watch the series. I say that because, there were a few that would not seem funny if you just read it - you have to go back to remembering scenes where the actors delivered them - just beautifully funny!
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981 reviews
November 1, 2012
If you're a fan of the show, you'll enjoy this book. Funny show quotes from all of the characters that will make you laugh out loud. The show's writers are clever and make me look forward to Wednesday nights. And now I can reread some their witty words anytime I want.
Profile Image for Whitney Garrett.
250 reviews24 followers
July 30, 2014
This was only okay. Other than a few essays (which were amusing) written by the characters, it was all just quotes from the show. So not much new material. I was at least hoping for a few new entries from "Phil's-Osophy."
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109 reviews21 followers
December 31, 2015
I LOVE this show, so it's no surprise I adored this book, as well. I could hear the different character's voices in my head as I read the quotes, and I kept getting looks from my family as I laughed loudly the entire time I was reading it... which was probably about an hour straight.
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6 reviews2 followers
June 10, 2013
As a fan of the show I thoroughly enjoyed reading some of my favorite quotes and would undoubtedly repurchase this ! Great coffee table prop. Love it !
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975 reviews9 followers
October 23, 2012
Full of quotes from the TV show and chapter introductions from different characters.

This is a great read for fans of Modern Family.
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Author 2 books26 followers
January 11, 2013
If you enjoy the show, then this is a fun, quick read. Mostly it is favorite quotes from the show. Each character also has a 1-2 page letter or note to the reader, and those are original and funny.
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191 reviews
February 24, 2014
So much fun. I recommend checking it out from your library, cause you'll finish it in a sitting and lament spending 20 dollars you kinda shouldn't be spending.
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415 reviews
March 16, 2015
Lots of funny quotes. Great relaxing reading before bed- just quotes from each character on the show. Good fun if you are a fan
Profile Image for Jamie.
232 reviews3 followers
December 17, 2015
It's a really quick read from the character's points of view and a good majority of it is just quotes. It would have been nicer if the quotes were labeled with which episode they were from.
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151 reviews3 followers
January 22, 2016
I love this show so much and this book was really funny and easy to read. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time I was reading this. If you have watched the show, this is a book you should read.
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