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330 pages, ebook
First published August 2, 2012









"You pretend to be this rough, tough, ass-kicking Enforcer," his tone maddeningly condescending. "But beneath it all you're just a scared little girl who's still running from the Big Bad Wolf."
Shuddering from the sudden chill, I went inside to prepare for my date, wishing my intended companion was not the in-your-face sexy vampire I was going to meet but rather the shadowy enigma who had so recently darkened my doorstep.
"You think these gentlemen care what kind of panties you wear?" Gran said, shooing me into the bathroom.
For people like Dave who couldn't control their more questionable proclivities for very long, Happy Endings was pretty much a foregone conclusion.
"Probably the only name you'll recognize - Alfred Simon."
"Simple Simon?" I said, tossing the photo back onto the pile. "Poor little guy. Last I heard he was holding down a good job delivering soda to restaurants or something. Who'd want to hurt him?"
“What do you get when you cross an egomaniacal fairy godmother, an arrogant genie, and a couple of wandering plagiarists whose idea of cultural preservation is stealing the stories of unsuspecting villagers and passing them off as their own?”
