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400 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 19, 2012

Honestly, as I study this picture, I can see only one thing: Lord Manly-Parts' awkward embrace. He's holding Lady Hairpiece as though he's about to cart her out like a mannequin, or like he's frisking her for weapons, or like, well, like...like...like he's trying to imagine the dress on himself. Lord Many-Parts isn't trying to get the sweet love action. He isn't pulling her close for a heated kiss. No, he's positing her to see if her dress will fit his waist! Take a look if you don't believe me. He's not looking at her neck or her breasts, he's looking at the clothes. He doesn't want the woman. He wants the woman's wardrobe. 

