This book had a lot of firsts for me. From the two-star rating, you might guess that these "firsts" aren't particularly positive. For one thing, this is the first time I've ever actually stopped reading the book to roll my eyes. It is also the first time that I've said things out loud while reading such as "Oh, come ON," and "You've got to be kidding me," as well as the occasional, "Why am I reading this?"
Why AM I reading this? I'm not exactly a chick-lit girl. The title could not be more cheesy or stupid. And I'm reading something classified as "Christian Fiction" when I'm a highly skeptical Buddhist/spiritualist/agnostic. This sounds like a recipe for disaster. However, I gave the Sisterchicks a chance because my neighbor and close friend recommended the books and was kind enough to let me borrow hers. Okay. So here goes.
This book is a piece of trash. There is literally no creativity whatsoever. First off, the characters. The two best friends at the center of the story, Sharon and Penny, are two of the most irritating characters that I have had the misfortune to spend 274 pages with (at least the vocabulary is at a third-grade level, so you can skim, get the basic idea, and get through the $@#* thing quickly).
Obviously, Gunn made NO attempt whatsoever to create unique characters. Instead, she uncreatively mashed several stereotypes together and gave them names. Sharon = "The Quiet One" + overly stressed mother of four + God-fearing down-home Christian + unconfident/mousy one + subservient housewife. Penny = that-crazy-best-friend-who-takes-the-boring-one-on-a-wild-ride. They are so predictable on so many levels that you feel as though you know them already...because they inhabit every low-budget chick flick and T.V. movie you've ever seen.
The plot is contrived at best, and at worst, a poorly hewn-together string of vaguely unrealistic events. The excuse? Penny is insane. I don't buy it.
Every time anything remotely touching, fortunate, family-related, or unusual happens, Sharon/Penny/other women present/all of the above automatically respond by dissolving into tears. This, more than anything made me roll my eyes every time. I am not exaggerating. I do mean EVERYTHING. Every memory discussed...tears. Sharon discusses visiting Penny Lane as a surprise for Penny...tears. Any mention of family at home...tears. These women are either on the brink of menopause, or highly irritating. I wanted to throw this book through a window every time the words "wept," "sobbed," or "teared up" came into the book.
Sharon herself is extremely irritating. She overthinks EVERYTHING, so we read about every blip and minor detail as if it were a prompt for an analytical essay. And EVERYTHING comes back to God. Does anyone actually do that? Do people actually make no effort to intelligently think things through, and then just shove it all in God's face? "We're at God's mercy." "It is the will of God." Not to mention my personal favorite: "Maybe it wasn't a good thing...maybe it was a GOD thing." Do I really need to explain this one?
I honestly don't know why anyone would read this trash. Maybe it's feel-goody. Maybe it's good for you -- the godliness is very present. (All through the book, we get to hear complaints about how Sharon left her Bible at home. Fascinating.) All I can say is I am DONE with Sisterchicks for good.