Martin Caidin was apparently a real-life Kilgore Trout. He had written more than 50 books and created cyborg Steve Austin, the Six-Million Dollar Man, who went on to entertain stoners for years to come. He seems to have had a wealth of experience in aeronautics and aviation and according to Wikipedia restored a plane. Bad-ass. With that said, this book was hot garbage.
It read like a bad relationship. At first, it was exciting and fresh. I had picked this book out almost a decade ago from a library book sale. Admittedly, it was because the cover looked like the box of a Commodore-64 game. Nevertheless, when I opened it to find out I was reading "The Six-Million Dollar Man," I was excited.
Then, like a bad relationship, it got tired. This was the fourth installment of the Steve Austin series. By this point, Caidin had traveled a lot with Steve Austin. Caidin seems to think Austin, despite cybernetic legs, has worn out his mileage. The plot chugs along, tending to wallow in banal scenes of tepid debate and long stretches of gloss-over just to get to the end. And like a bad relationship, what was once charming becomes irritating. Steve Austin doesn't jump from anything, doesn't punch anyone. He doesn't even use his sweet cybernetic eye. He doesn't do much of anything. Instead, Caidin describes the components of the eye. But he never uses it. IT'S A SWEET CYBERNETIC EYE!
So the bad relationship continues. Little things start to become bothersome. The way he repeatedly uses peoples' full names. The incessant use of the word "gestalt." "P-A-G-E" is not how you spell that as a name. There were some fireworks, sure, the actual plot devices were keen and there was almost an ember of real tension between a few of the characters but it all fizzles out. Until finally, it abruptly ends without so much as a final bow for some of the series' long-standing characters.
Perhaps this was the swan song of the series. Maybe Caidin was just cashing in, as the television show was going well. As an introduction to Caidin's work, perhaps not the best. But like any bad relationship, one can look back and say, at least he tried. One can say the same about this book.