Speak Italian in plain English. This book includes phrases 'Excuse me, there's a horse's head in my bed' and 'Does your older brother need to come too?'
Drew Launay was born of French parents in England. Lives in Nerja, Southern Spain. After early years in the family meat business he escaped to the Windmill Theatre in London's West End to write the screen play for 'Yes we have no Pajamas'.
Over 50 books have since been published under pseudonyms André Launay (General Fiction), Andrew Laurance (Psychic Thrillers) and some of the popular Xenophobe and Bluffer's Guides.