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The Land Beyond the Forest: <i>Dracula</i> and <i>Swoo (Sun & Moon Classics)</i>
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102 pages, Paperback
First published November 1, 1995
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September 21, 2016
Hysterical verbal fireworks and some quite funny characters. Does it add up in the end? Idk.
March 25, 2009
This is pure excellence my friends. The behemoth of worldly drama. Mac Wellman knows the souls of vampires and you should cower at his feet.
"Happiness is a squirt of squid's ink in the baptismal font of the shit-named."
The horror!
"What masticates incarnadines."
The bloody gore!
"My name is Moral Shadow Witherspoon and my family is an old one, older I sometimes think than even the figure of Adam. That clinched nail in the mind of our creator, the defiler of polyphonous pagany, that eremite gasbag - Jehovah the Monotheist."
The heretical!
Never has the good Count been so funny! So indignant! Never has a vampyrette shown such contempt for modern democracy! Go. Read the Land Beyond the Forest this very instant or I suspect you may be the victim of some masticating incarnidation before you can even squeal DRKLOA! (Threat not valid in Sioux City, Iowa)
"Happiness is a squirt of squid's ink in the baptismal font of the shit-named."
The horror!
"What masticates incarnadines."
The bloody gore!
"My name is Moral Shadow Witherspoon and my family is an old one, older I sometimes think than even the figure of Adam. That clinched nail in the mind of our creator, the defiler of polyphonous pagany, that eremite gasbag - Jehovah the Monotheist."
The heretical!
Never has the good Count been so funny! So indignant! Never has a vampyrette shown such contempt for modern democracy! Go. Read the Land Beyond the Forest this very instant or I suspect you may be the victim of some masticating incarnidation before you can even squeal DRKLOA! (Threat not valid in Sioux City, Iowa)
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