2.5 underwhelmed ⭐️s. Such a bummer, I REALLY wanted to like this but it just annoyed the heck out of me. While the writing wasn’t terrible, the side characters were an obnoxiously large part of the plot, the tension was almost none, the “forbidden” aspect didn’t pan out, and the H/h were not sexy together.
Sally is the baby of the wealthy Canton family, 23 and doesn’t stand up for herself. She’s often smothered and treated like she’s still a kid by her large well-meaning family (despite being in med school for neurosurgery and also a piano prodigy?). On spring break vacation, she decides to get a makeover and have a good time, shirking all the insecurity and good decisions for a few days. She meets Nate, huge and tattooed, in a bar and they spend a few days getting to know each other before she has to leave suddenly and without goodbye. Six months later, she’s shocked to find he’s a bodyguard that’s been hired and assigned to her after a stalker threat to the family. They’ll be spending several weeks alone together - too bad he’s furious she wasn’t honest about who she was and disappeared.
First off, the premise was great. And I liked several things, like Sally’s spacey-ness and obsession with idioms. I’m assuming she’s mildly autistic. I also liked Nate when we first meet him. He’s mysterious, tall, dark, and silent.
If unravels from there though.
1. The sheer number of other characters we’re supposed to know right off the bat. This was listed as a standalone, but apparently there were 5 other prior stories and right in the first chapters we’re introduced to this massive family and all their significant others, plus friends and more. It is OVERWHELMING and doesn’t help that all the kids have S names. We meet or hear about Sam, Sally, Shelby, Susan, Sky, Sadie, Shep, Emerson, Matthew, Adam, Lulu, Lorelei, Buck, Jon, mom, Gran, Grandpa, Val, Mal, Janie, Kat…. Then later Dean, Fergus, Nate, Joe, Regina, Leanord, Nicole…. Then farm animals/pets Harry, Ringo, Ron, Tony Stark, Hermione, Bilbo Baggins, Han, Leia… How in the world are we expected to remember who these people are and who’s married to who, etc? My eyes were crossed trying to keep up.
2. These interactions with side characters take up soooooo much screen time. I had zero interest in her family, they were all sort of bland, interchangeable people. I didn’t care about them at all, so it was incredibly frustrating to have her spend as much time with/talking about them as with Nate it felt like. I wanted them to go away so we could see Nate and Sally together. They finally did for the middle, but were all back again for the third act.
3. There was no tension or “forbidden” aspect of the bodyguard role. His supervisors find out and don’t care, her family doesn’t care. He says he “can’t put his career in jeopardy” but it never does. And they never have to sneak around or anything.
4. His calling her “kiddo” or “kid” all the time. 🤢🤮 He does this to demean and separate her. Like you’ve seen this woman naked, why are you reducing her to a child??
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She’s referred to as kid or kiddo around 20 times. The hilarious thing is she’s a 23 year old med student and he’s 29. Why the heck is he acting like she’s 15?!?!
5. Nate loses all mysteriousness after those initial meetings. At first I was like “cool, he’s all broody and hard to read”. But then (especially after their separation) he just got hot and cold and whiny.
6. The intimate scenes were not sexy. So bland and utterly forgettable. No tension. I’ve read better in a YA.
7. The “stalker” plot went nowhere. I was hoping for some suspense or exciting moments but there are literally none, just a random and overly dramatic, rushed scene at the end.
Overall I had high hopes for this book but I just could not get into it at all unfortunately.