"It is 1962. Tom Llewyllyn has been invited to create a prestige television series...(and) is given carte blanche...to prepare candid and controversial programmes...and invites (Fielding Gray) to undertake research for a programme on 'Cyprus after the troubles'.
"Fielding agrees...but fails to understand that...the CIA (amongst others)...are deeply concerned that he should not uncover any kind of truth...
"...Fielding is determined to proceed...his opponents...are determined that he will be distracted...and provide (a distraction that)...draws Fielding away from...his story...and back to everything that first caused his...downfall." From the flyleaf if the uniform edition published by Anthony Blond in 1968 provided because at the time of writing (March 2023) the synopsis for this book is only available in German which considering how completely English Raven was in a outlandishly archaic, and possibly assumed, colonel Blimpish way is actually rather funny.
This is the fifth novel in the series as according to publication order (see my review of Raven's 'Friends in low Places' for a full discussion of the publication versus chronological order question) and we are back in the present after the two previous 'Alms for Oblivion' volumes were we saw Fielding as an army officer in 1952 and a schoolboy in 1945. Now we see Fielding as a TV researcher which is no more surprising or unlikely then many incidents in this novel. I must warn that in the paragraphs that follow there will be spoilers but only as few as possible and only because without them it would be impossible to review this novel.
The novel is about Fielding's attempts to reveal the real reasons for the 'Cyprus Crisis' (see my footnote *1 below) as one of Raven's characters explains, "(In Cyprus) We thought we were dealing with a spontaneous demand for self-determination. In fact...the Cypriots were being...pressured into demanding something they didn't want and...into using means they detested to get it. We (i.e. the British - Liam) weren't quarrelling with the Cypriots...we were fighting an American secret service conspiracy to humiliate and dispossess us...the only motivation was...atavistic jealousy of the British..."
The other part of the novel is the machinations of a CIA man to prevent Fielding revealing this 'truth'. The CIA man forces an middle age female acquaintance of Fielding's to reveal that Fielding is carrying a torch for a dead school friend named Christopher and she supplies the useful information that the dead boy looks like a statue of a boy with a flute in the arcade of the Agora the Americans rebuilt in Athens.
The CIA man goes to Athens and finds a boy (fathered by a German soldier during the war because no Greek boy could look like an ancient Greek statue never mind an English public schoolboy) who he engineers for Fielding to stumble upon in the ruins of Delphi, immediately after Fielding has offered up a prayer and libation to the ancient Gods. He abandons his quest to reveal the perfidy of the CIA and goes off for a honeymoon with his 'Christopher'.
Once Fielding has screwed everything up forcing the abandonment of the TV programme 'Christopher' reveals himself to be not be a 17 year old English public schoolboy brought back to earth and life in answer to Fielding's prayers but a twenty two year old half-breed prostitute who looks young because he spent most of his youth without enough food and his growth was stunted. The CIA man appears in car and takes 'Christopher' away and Fielding suffers a total emotional and physical collapse.
I couldn't avoid giving some of the story away because it is only by doing so I can comment on the utter ridiculous nature of the novel, were it is not in fact rather offensive. This was the first novel by Simon Raven' that I read and although I found his writing immensely fun I couldn't help thinking that it was terribly improbably.
As a citizen of a country formerly part of the British Empire (Ireland) I knew that people don't fight a five year war of independence as the Cypriots did because they have been tricked into it by the CIA. Although at time I first read the novel (1979) I was to young (19) to know or have read anything much about the period I was confident that when the CIA undermined foreign governments they did so at the behest of US government policy and not out of 'atavistic jealousy'.
I also found the salacious aspects of the novel disappointing. To get information from Fielding's female friend Raven has the CIA man choreograph a complicated seduction scene were the woman is brought to a state of sexual frenzy by nine teenage boys stimulating her and then, on signal from the CIA man ceasing, so the woman is left begging for more which she only gets after divulging the required information. That this takes place outdoors on dark night on a shingle beach made me think it was not simply unlikely but impossible. If it was dark and the boys concentrating on the woman how did they see any signal? How did nine boys simultaneously stimulate this woman, in the dark, without knocking heads, elbows and anything else against other? Was there really enough room for nine boys to simultaneously stimulate one woman? I doubted it and I couldn't help thinking both those boys and the woman must have been terribly uncomfortable on a shingle beach - those stones are very uncomfortable to sit, kneel or lie on - never mind the racket the shingle makes as you move on it, and there must have been a great deal of movement as the boys undressed the woman and themselves. It all seemed to improbable and suggested Raven had more imagination then experience were sex was involved (see my footnote *2 below).
Finally the idea that 'Christopher' had looked exactly like a particular 2000 year old statue (after all Fielding had never seen the statue and Christopher together) and that it was possible to find a Greek boy, even one with a German father, who also looked like that statue is really stretching matters. There is no suggestion that it was a general, or vague resemblance, or one that conjured up an image. It was the dead 'Christopher' returned, identical, to life. Aside from stretching probabilities there is the problem that starvation doesn't keep you young looking but rather ages you and even if this boy looked exactly like Christopher he certainly wouldn't have spoken or sounded like Christopher or any 17 year old public schoolboy. The idea that this rent boy from the slums of Athens was going to so bewitch Fielding that he will throw away his quest is pretty far fetched.
Like the sex scenes with the woman and the nine boys on the shingle beach the scenes between Fielding and his reborn 'Christopher' are very unconvincing. I don't know what I expected when I first read it but I certainly thought that there was more convincingly expressed homo-erotic desire in 'The Devil's Advocate' by Morris West published nearly ten years before then in this novel. I didn't believe the novel when I first read it and having read it again my opinion hasn't altered if anything it has only become more absolute. It may be well written, it does have a certain scurrilous charm, but it is utterly unconvincing.
What is most unconvincing are Fielding's opinions about the Cyprus Crisis (and it is clear that Raven on some level believed it too). It is the sort of theory you expect a retired major making on one of his rare outings from his shabby rooming house in a rundown provincial English seaside town to the golf club to make between complaining about his small pension and socialist governments giving in to 'wogs' abroad and home and all the long haired Nancy boys at the BBC undermining respect for authority, etc. etc.
It is the rant of suburban Middle England the males of whom constituted Raven's most loyal readers and it is not surprising Raven believed and wrote what he did; he spent most of his life living and working in a small seaside pension and low to middle ranking retired army officers are exactly the sort of people he mixed with. Raven wasn't a regular at either the clubs of St James or the fleshpots of Soho but of the most banal of suburban of environments. His concept of a Britain cheated out of it's empire and of basically loyal subjects who still wished they would one back was a delusion that appealed to many Britons when Raven was writing. That hankering for the importance empire gave English people still lingers today (March 2023) and explains why Brexit was successful.
But the greatest truth about Raven is that although a tremendous snob he was most respects a tremendous fraud. He was not part of any landowning or army class, his father manufactured zippers or something equally absurd. Rather than being part of the ancient regime he was an outsider wannabe projecting an 'Oxbridge/Public School' image to fool those lower down the social scale. Reading his books today it is sad to realise that Raven probably had as little real experience of sex beyond school boy crushes as he did of the corridors of power.
*1 Raven's insistence on calling what happened in Cyprus between 1955 and 59 the Cyprus Crisis (any Cypriot calls it their War for Independence) was, and still is, typical of many Briton's continuing refusal to view their colonial entanglements by anything except the euphemisms that were used to deny reality. It is actually insulting that India's first rebellion is still called by many English academics and writers 'The Mutiny' though it is a totally illogical, the troops were mercenaries working for a public limited company whose authority came from the 'Emperor of India' in Delhi who who the rebellious soldiers were loyal too.
*2 I have commented on Raven's unconvincing writing about sex in my review of 'Fielding Gray' and of his other novels.