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Strange Guts: American Septic

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Strange American Septic is a hilarious and disgusting collection of cartoons. It’s the Far Side meets Friday the 13th! Sure to please the most hardcore horror fan or anyone who enjoys a good disemboweling. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach or those lacking a sense of humor.

112 pages, Paperback

First published October 7, 2011

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Brian J. Orlowski

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Brian J. Orlowski was born at the crappy end of the 60’s to an over-bearing father and a coddling mother and a wardrobe of plaid pants. He was considered a prodigy in his early years; a moniker he immediately set out to disprove with great success. His teenage years consisted of being fat, having a Kirk Cameron mullet, and wallowing in unpopularity.
An avid fanatic of all things film and television; Brian would write a great deal of nothing worth printing and has kept at it to this day. In the late 80’s and early 90’s, Brian became a stand-up comic and performed over a hundred times across the north New Jersey area with famous names like Uncle Floyd and, well, just Uncle Floyd. Brian almost received a degree in Fine Arts at the local community college and eked out a graduation from the prestigious Joe Kubert School of Cartooning and Graphic Arts.
Brian has been a graphic artist, technical artist, comic book colorist, multimedia specialist, web designer, video editor and throughout his tepid career always kept his dream of being a published and full-time working writer and cartoonist. He is a regular contributor to Girls & Corpses magazine and several other publications suffering from a lack of public awareness.
Brian stills resides in the same town in New Jersey he grew up in and every day prays that he escapes before he dies. He lives at home with his wife, Anna, along with a large, stinky dog, Abigail, and an antisocial cat named Buddy. Every year Brian travels to the arctic to participate in the running of the lemmings. One day he hopes his dreams will be fulfilled, his career will skyrocket, his years of perseverance will pay off and prove his worth as a contributor to the art and horror community, and on that day a bus will hit him.

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