Calling All Creeps! By R.L. Stine is Goosebumps book 50 in the original series order. Calling All Creeps! could be titled How I Accidentally Started a Cult. This book is one of the least scariest Goosebumps that I have read, but the book is suspenseful. There's a plot about food poisoning, (not to kill, but something else) will the main character do it or not? The story moves pretty slowly and there is a lot of repetition. You feel bad for the character of Ricky who is picked on for no reason, even kids that just started at the school start pranking him. I do feel like Rick's anger is misplaced to the school editor than every other kid. This is the first Goosebumps book that acknowledges an attraction, most of the time it is best friends who don't see each other that way, but this book has a friendship with potential. The Creeps in the story were too predictable and I didn't like them. The ending was okay as Ricky who has been picked on his whole life, has an opportunity to lead a cult or destroy humankind. Spoiler alert he chooses to lead a cult. Calling All Creeps! was published on December 1, 1996.
Plot Summary: Ricky has been bullied his whole life it seems even kids that just started at school this year start bullying Ricky. Ricky works on the school's newspaper after class for credit, he wants to be a good reporter but the editor won't let him be published. He waits for an assignment and kids who bully him end up getting soda all over the computer the newspaper editor was working on erasing the layout. Ricky is kicked off the paper even though it was not his fault. He plots revenge on the editor breaks into the school changes the front page of the newspaper to an ad with the editor's name and phone number and asks for creeps to call after midnight. Ricky is almost busted by the editor but escapes. The next day Iris, the new girl, that Ricky likes says did you see the paper but it was all gone before he saw it. At midnight he learns that the editor switched it to his number as the creepy Creeps start calling awaiting orders. The Creeps start calling the commander and want to change all the humans to Creeps, which are scaly lizard creatures. Because of this mistake, the Creeps think Ricky is their commander and the destroyer of humankind.
What I Liked: The mistaken identity plot is pretty funny. I liked that not eating the macaroni and cheese in the school cafeteria worked out. The turn at the end when Ricky is trying to save kids but keeps getting mocked, and he chooses to rule them rather than save them.
What I Disliked: The repetitive nature of bullying there are no clever kids that mix up his nicknames. I did not like who the creeps were, I did not like they had only been at school a week. The pacing of the book was too slow. I felt Ricky's misplaced anger in the editor was just wrong. I thought Ricky was pretty annoying and did not do any favors for himself.
Recommendation: Calling All Creeps! is a Goosebumps book that I can not recommend. The ending is the only thing that makes the book stand out. The Creep's phone calls are the only thing that are unnerving the appearance is not that scary the way it is described. I compare this book to Legend of the Lost Legend and the only thing good about the book is the ending.
Rating: I rated Calling All Creeps! 2.1 stars out of 5.
Ranking: Here's my full ranking of the 50 Goosebumps books that I have read in order from my favorite to least favorite: 1) A Night in Terror Tower, 2) Stay Out of the Basement, 3) The Headless Ghost, 4) Ghost Beach, 5) Piano Lessons Can Be Murder, 6) The Haunted Mask, 7) Ghost Camp, 8) The Horror at Camp Jellyjam, 9) One Day At Horrorland, 10) Night of the Living Dummy, 11) Welcome to Camp Nightmare, 12) A Shocker on Shock Street, 13)The Phantom of the Auditorium, 14) It Came From Beneath the Sink, 15)Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns, 16)The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb, 17) Say Cheese and Die, 18) Let's Get Invisible, 19) The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight, 20) Welcome to Dead House, 21) Monster Blood II, 22) The Beast From the East, 23) The Girl who Cried Monster, 24)Deep Trouble, 25) The Ghost Next Door, 26) Say Cheese and Die - Again! 27) Night of the Living Dummy 2, 28) My Hairiest Adventure, 29) Be Careful What You Wish For..., 30) Return of the Mummy, 31) Why I'm Afraid of Bees, 32) The Haunted Mask II, 33)How I Got My Shrunken Head, 34) How to Kill a Monster, 35) Attack of the Mutant, 36) Go Eat Worms!, 37) Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes, 38) The Werewolf of Fever Swamp, 39) Bad Hare Day, 40) Cuckoo Clock of Doom, 41) Vampire Breath, 42) Monster Blood, 43)Night of the Living Dummy III, 44) The Barking Ghost, 45) Egg Monsters from Mars, 46) The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena, 47) You Can't Scare Me!, 48) Legend of the Lost Legend, 49) Calling All Creeps! and 50) Monster Blood III.