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255 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 5, 2023
"Turns out, he [...] has spent the same time I've been pining for him, pining for me. We're idiots. (Loc 1247)
"One of the first steps of achieving that goal is attaining a tumescence" (Loc 255)
"I'm on a mission to save the human race. Sentient machines are on the brink of taking over. If I don't have sex with you right now and reignite the male capability to generate our long-lost life force, return home, and perform a transference with the brotherhood, the machines will win and humanity will be destroyed forever."
"Ooh, au fait. He's tall, hot, muscly, scaly, and French," Rigby coos.
"Don't be a dumbass," Courtland chides him. "He could be Canadian."
"They don't speak French in Canada."
"What language do they speak, then?"
"Canadian, duh."
Oh my God, are future-humans' buttholes all sewn up? I'm not sure what the correct etiquette here is. Would it be rude to ask Draxl if he has a butthole?
"You know what they say," Manning chimes in. "The way to a man's heart is through his ass."