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59 pages, Paperback
First published August 1, 1931
While walking in the tall grass that has sprung up around the city of Troy, Balso Snell came upon the famous wooden horse of the Greeks. A poet, he remembered Homer’s ancient song and decided to find a way in.
On examining the horse, Balso found that there were but three openings: the mouth, the navel, and the posterior opening of the alimentary canal. The mouth was beyond his reach, the naval proved a cul-de-sac, and so, forgetting his dignity, he approached the last. O Anus Mirabilis!
“After all, what is art? I agree with George Moore. Art is not nature, but rather nature digested. Art is a sublime excrement.”