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Peter Crouch Collection 3 Books Set

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Please Note That The Following Individual Books As Per Original ISBN and Cover Image In this Listing shall be Dispatched How to Be an Ex-Footballer [Hardcover]How to Be a FootballerI, How to Be a Footballer 2Peter Crouch Collection 3 Books Set (How to Be an Ex-Footballer [Hardcover], How to Be a Footballer, I Robot How to Be a Footballer 2):How to Be an Ex-Footballer [Hardcover]:Often recruited before they've worn long trousers, today's footballers become superstars who earn huge amounts without ever learning much about the world beyond the training ground. Coddled by their support teams, everything is done for them. They live their lives in the glaring media spotlight, yet only really develop one life skill - how to kick a ball better. Then inevitably, when age catches up with them or injury strikes, these man-children are thrown out into the real world.How to Be a You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you're suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station.I, How to Be a Footballer 2:In How to be a Footballer, Peter Crouch took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you’re on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next. In I, Robot, he lifts the lid even further on the beautiful game. We will learn about Gareth Bale’s magic beans, the Golden Rhombus of Saturday night entertainment, and why Crouchy’s dad walks his dog wearing an England tracksuit from 2005.

896 pages, Paperback

Published November 30, 2022

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