Who would ever have thought that there are people out there who regard Barry Manilow as the second coming of Christ? Or that T-Rex’s Marc Bolan spoke to them from beyond the grave? Not to mention the theory that David Bowie is a semi-divine space alien (of course Bowie himself is at least partially to blame for that one). Sure, a lot of the entries in this collection of fan ramblings are in the more traditional, mundane mode, fantasies about having sex with Robert Plant and the like. But others display absolutely fascinating pathology, such as the fan who wants to give hepatitis to Boy George out of a love/hate desire to watch him suffer, or the woman who can describe in detail every room of the house she imagines she shares with the lead singer of Japan. As with many books on pop culture, this work suffers at least a little from anchoring in place and time; Kajagoogoo fans probably seemed at least a little less inherently odd in England in the mid-80s than they do now. Still, interesting patterns emerge. Assuming the contents are fairly representative of artists’ fan bases in general, Manilow appears to appeal primarily to unsatisfied housewives, while Bowie has little trouble drawing in a solid cadre of borderline psychotics. Overall fans of fandom will love this uncensored – aside from names – portrait of the real hard-core painted in their own words.