Joe Burton's problem with malevolent lawn gnomes has now become Jay Gardener's, and there's a lot more unnerving paranormal activity for Jay to contend with than ever afflicted Joe in the first Goosebumps lawn gnome adventure, Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes. Twelve-year-old Jay moved with his parents and younger sister to a new town only weeks ago after some unexplained transgression he committed traumatized the family, but Jay doesn't seem to have learned the lesson and toned down his mischievous behavior. His parents keep much stricter watch over him now, not wanting to spoil their fresh start; though Jay loves mixing chemicals and gauging their hard-to-predict reactions, his chemistry equipment is prohibited in the new house, and it's clear that one of his experiments gone wrong is the reason his family had to move. The new town isn't unusual, except for the lawn gnomes in every yard: ugly plaster figures that everyone, without exception, uses for decoration. Of course, the predatory Buzzard Hawks are strange, too, massive blind birds patrolling the skies for live food, capable of swooping down and snatching a kid Jay's size to make a meal of him. The lake of bubbling orange goo is also bizarre, a deep quagmire that seizes anything which falls in and sucks it underneath, a deathtrap to be avoided at all costs. It turns out Jay's new neighborhood isn't as normal as it appeared at first glance, but his worst troubles don't begin until the lawn gnomes come to life.
"I know I'm supposed to be careful. I know I'm supposed to be good. But sometimes you have to take a chance and hope no one is watching.
Otherwise, life would be totally boring, right?"
—Planet of the Lawn Gnomes, P. 5
Jay's sister Kayla, possessed of the same bright blue eyes and curly red hair as him, attempts to dissuade her older brother from getting in any more trouble, but it's hard for Jay to toe the line perfectly when he's trying so hard. Accidents can happen, and with his parents predisposed to assuming the worst of him in the wake of what occurred before the move, innocent slip-ups have serious repercussions. Tangling with their grouchy old neighbor Mr. McClatchy won't earn Jay any commendations, and he resents the grownups all the more after he's punished. Jay makes friends with a kid named Elliot from down the block, but even Elliot behaves oddly about the town's perilous idiosyncrasies, dismissing the orange quagmire and Buzzard Hawks as no big deal. When Jay sneaks out late one night in defiance of his parents' rules, he runs into a horde of living lawn gnomes that attack him like a band of wild animals. Jay escapes their clutches and runs home to spill the unbelievable story to his parents, but their ho-hum reaction is puzzling. What does Jay have to do to be taken seriously? Perhaps there's a major piece to the puzzle he doesn't have yet that completes the logical picture. There are too many oddities to ignore, too much that doesn't align with the normal world as we know it. Maybe Jay just isn't seeing the forest for the trees...
Paying subtle homage to the 1968 film Planet of the Apes in classic Twilight Zone/Goosebumps style, Planet of the Lawn Gnomes indulges in twist after twist, continuing through the book's final paragraph. Before the story begins, R.L. Stine himself replaces Horrorland theme park's Story-Keeper from the Hall of Horrors series, assuming the role of host and leading the reader on a simulated tour of his writer's office, where scares lurk around every corner. Brandon Dorman's appealingly ghastly cover artwork again contrasts vividly with the covers of the original Goosebumps series; all one has to do is look at a 1995 copy of Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes beside Planet of the Lawn Gnomes to notice the enhanced intensity of the newer book's cover. Though its plot logistics aren't the tightest, I'd give Planet of the Lawn Gnomes one and a half stars, and I almost rounded up instead of down. This is an intriguing start to the Most Wanted series, and I look forward to reading more. R.L. Stine is bound to have a few thrilling surprises for us.