SPOILERS AHEAD
synopsis: a lad's life is described, as are his homoerotic dreams about stork hunting. after participating in a lengthy gang rape of a local girl and, later, experiencing the euphoric highs of ecstasy, the young man begins to learn a lot about himself and a little about life. he comes to understand that nihilism and gang rape are bad. sadly for him, the victim of the gang rape is less self-actualized, and so she eventually scissors his dick off while he's in a coma, chokes him to death with that dick, leaves the scissors in his neck. the end.
per the book's back cover: "lethally funny... outrageous hilarity". did the person who wrote that read the same book that I just read? to honor that summary, I will try to make my review as lethally and outrageously funny and hilarious.
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This is one of the most intellectually and emotionally incoherent novels I've read in a long while. But it was definitely worth the read. The writing, on a technical level, is superb. The prose is fantastically creative, unafraid to be completely experimental, and playfully moves from poetic, surreal musings to presumably authentic Edinburgh Scots dialect. I still despised nearly everything about the book.
I get that it could be interesting to give readers the perspective of a lad who participates in a gang rape. This is not exactly a common topic and I'm an open-minded reader. I can think of a couple interesting paths for such a novel to take. It could portray a seemingly normal young man who is so completely entrenched in his patriarchal, misogynist world view - one where women are divided into mothers and whores - and so gang rape is just another fun sport, something that could happen when you've had too much to drink, are horny and aggressive as usual, and out with the boys. I feel like I've met guys like this when I was in college or worked in finance - but maybe I was just taking their various gang rape jokes too literally? Anyway, a story along the lines of American Psycho, except not about a serial killer.
Another path would be to portray a completely debased life, one full of violence and sexual abuse, perhaps life in a community or a country where the mother/whore binary is the norm, and so gang rape is just something that happens or that you participate in because everything and everyone around you is so degraded that gang rape has become something of its own norm. Like, say, a novel similar to the movie City of God or some of the films of Takashi Ishii. I think both sorts of portraits could be illuminating to read. (Although I'd probably never read a book that advertised itself as such; I have certain triggers I suppose, plus I read for entertainment not edification.) Then there's the path of a book like Young Törless, which treats its gang rapes - if you could even call them that - as an intellectual exercise, as metaphor. Which is gross.
Marabou Stork Nightmares doesn't do any of that. Or maybe it does all of that? Which is what may have created the incoherence that so completely aggravated and appalled me. The book is all over the place; it tries to have to have its cake and eat it too. (I don't love that figure of speech, but I'm not sure what would be a better one.)
On the one hand, it wants to be a portrait of total nihilism: the young chav who represents everything that is bad about his lower-class milieu. He's violent. He's a misogynist and a homophobe. He's an ultra-violent football hooligan, despite not really even liking football. Before the gang rape, he sexually assaults both a girl and a boy in high school. He graduates from tormenting insects to repeatedly torturing and then finally killing the family dog (in grueling detail). This is not a normal lad. This is the portrait of a sociopath, full stop. Until perhaps the last 20 pages, he is given practically no positive traits. Similarly, his entire milieu is incredibly debased and disgusting. There is virtually nothing positive about his community; this is a mainly callous and brutal world full of human animals (except that's insulting to animals). Irvine Welsh shows only contempt for such monsters and for the monstrous society they live in; nothing is three-dimensional and no one is humanized. The monstrous antihero gets what he deserves: torture and murder at the hands of a righteous female avenger. Prior to that comeuppance, the reader and the protagonist are inundated with the messaging that "Rape Is Bad" via an anti-rape campaign that is all around town; that message really gets into the lad's head. And so the author can easily maintain that this entire novel is feminist in spirit. It is against gang rape! It is a Rape Is Bad novel and he makes sure that readers leave with that message via the horrific vengeance enacted at the end. Because, otherwise, the reader may not understand that Rape Is Bad? For fuck's sake. Rape Is Bad is Irvine Welch's cake. Let's see how he eats it...
The author does provide context. Namely, the young lad was sexually abused by an uncle when much younger. Those moments take up perhaps a page or two total and are very rarely reflected upon by the protagonist. But I guess they are there to provide the reader a certain understanding: hurt people hurt people. And other cliches. We also see, during the very graphic and extended gang rape, that our hero has mixed feelings about this gang rape and can barely perform during the long night of the gang rape. This doesn't save him in the end, as the victim-turned-avenger appears to confuse his meager participation with the very engaged participation of the gang rape crew's sadistic leader. Which is perhaps tragic, because in the 20 pages prior to the vengeance, our protagonist has finally understood that (1) gang rape is bad, (2) nihilism is bad, (3) ecstasy and raves are good, (4) having a loving partner and loving your outcast brother (who is gay and HIV+, of course) are good, (5) loving life is good, and (6) the person that he truly hates the most is himself. Also because, of all of the rapists, the feminist avenger liked him the most, she actually had a crush on him, pre-rape. Because of course she did. Anyway, the reader gets to experience 20 or so pages of Life Perspective Being Turned Around. Thanks to gang rape! I guess participating in a gang rape can lead to Important Life Lessons. It can really turn a frown upside down. The author seems to think that he has somehow humanized his mad lad protag. This is Irvine Welch eating his cake too.
Question: how in the world could Irvine Welch forget about what happened to the dog? How could he overlook what it means when a person can repeatedly and carefully torture and then kill a family pet? Did the author just forget about those sequences? I can understand casual animal abuse, that happens all the time. But carefully planning out and then enacting a series of animal tortures... does not happen all the time. Does Welch not understand that his protagonist is not just degraded by his environment... he's demonstrably crazy? And does he think that a person can just turn off his severe mental illness after he begins feeling guilty and ashamed due to his participation in a gang rape? Is this characterization supposed to be even remotely realistic?
Perhaps he doesn't care. Marabou Stork Nightmares is, after all, a book where at least half of the action is a fantasy about hunting Marabou storks that is occuring in our protagonist's head as he lies in a coma. The excessiveness in having this bizarre series of dreams being half of the goddamned book was kind of mindblowing. Not in a good way. But it was sort of impressive how completely self-indulgent this author decided to be in making these fantasias fully half of the book. Perhaps he was trying to distract the reader from the lamentably incoherent qualities of the other half of the book, all of the sequences that take place in the supposed real world. A world, and a cast, that weren't even faintly realistic.
All that said, I agree with the book as far as its verdict on Marabou storks go. There were so many of them in Kenya. They were all over the place, these huge, creepy, vulture-like birds that have a peculiarly dead-eyed look. Revolting creatures. They remind me of this revolting book.