As with most anthologies, Splatter-Punks is a mixed bag. The stand-out entries notwithstanding, its contents can be divided into two categories: stories reading like newspaper articles and gross-out tales. Given the nature of the splatterpunk subgenre, the latter is to be expected, but the gross-out stories in this book often lack substance.
That said, Splatter-Punks starts off strong with The Night They Missed the Horror Show by Joe R. Lansdale. Broadly speaking, this entry would fall into the category of a newspaper article-style story. However, Lansdale is a more talented writer than that. Instead of simply reporting on a fictional crime, he juxtaposes two crimes committed in quick succession, shining a light on the contradictions that characterize human behavior. On its most simplistic level, this is in regard to racism, but the story goes beyond that and cleverly explores these ironies in general. 4/5
The Midnight Meat Train by Clive Barker is next, exemplifying what I consider to be a traditional horror story. Barker's beautiful prose and mastery of suspense are highlights in a tale that is indeed violent, but not to the level I would expect of the splatterpunk subgenre. One forgets that in traditional horror tales like Bernice and The Black Cat, classical horror authors like Edgar Allan Poe could get just as gory as anything featured here. 4/5
Film at Eleven by John Skipp is a step down from the first two entries. Largely an epistolary piece, the story reads more like a news report on an abused spouse than a horror story. 2/5
Red by Richard Christian Matheson is much the same, this time reporting on a family tragedy. There are some interesting structural elements at play in terms of how information is revealed, but it's not clever enough to make this read as a horror story or even as a story period. 2/5
The book picks up again with A Life in the Cinema by Mick Garris. This tale of a struggling filmmaker who comes across a mutant baby would fit perfectly in an EC comic and features a gross-out climax that earns the story's splatterpunk tag without feeling forced. 4/5
Less Than Zombie by Douglas E Winter is a largely plotless exercise. According to the introduction, it is a parody of Bret Easton Ellis' Less Than Zero but reads more like a rip-off, as it's simply imitating Ellis' style rather than satirizing it. As far as imitations go, this fails because Winter lacks Ellis' ability to break the rules of traditional story structure while remaining engaging. 1/5
Rapid Transit by Wayne Allen Sallee is another newspaper-style entry, this time about a man witnessing a murder as he waits for the train. This event is described quickly, and the remainder of the story is just the witness going through the motions of his life afterwards. Boring, plotless, and not even particularly gruesome. 1/5.
While She Was Out by Edward Bryant is a story that could have simply been another news report. However, Bryant understands characterization and story structure. The story works because instead of simply describing an event (in this case, a woman attacked on her way home) Bryant gives her agency that drives the plot. 4/5.
The Meathouse Man by George RR Martin is the best offering in this anthology. It may be more of a tragedy with sci-fi elements than a horror story, but that doesn't matter with writing of this caliber. Martin delivers a heartbreaking portrait of a youth whose childhood delusions are shattered the more life experience he accrues. While the protagonist's disillusionment is specifically with romantic love, like Lansdale's contribution, the themes go beyond just that and can be applied to life in general. 5/5.
Reunion Moon by Rex Miller is a huge drop in quality after Martin's story. More of a gross-out comedy than a horror tale (and one that isn't funny), Miller is simply crass for the sake of it and offers nothing beyond that. 1/5.
I Spit in Your Face: Films That Bite by Chaus Balun is not a story. It's an essay on splatter films, and an enjoyable one, but feels incongruous in what is otherwise a fiction anthology. 3/5.
In Freaktent, Nancy A. Collins serves readers an entertaining Ray Bradbury-esque horror tale. While it does go into unnerving territory, Collins' treatment of body horror is more psychological than explicit, making for a fun read but not one I would consider to be "extreme." 3/5.
Crucifix Autumn: Chapter 18- The Censored Chapter by Ray Garton is a section from a novel deemed too grotesque for its publisher. The contents--involving an orally performed abortion-- prove squirm-inducing, but divorced from the larger narrative, one cannot judge if it was necessary or just done for shock value. 2/5.
Goosebumps, the book's second Richard Christian Matheson tale, is a classic horror story that would fit happily into any Peter Haining anthology. While there is some gore, body horror, and even metafictional elements, the story doesn't go into extreme territory, but is so entertaining, one cannot complain. 4/5.
Goodbye, Dark Love by Roberta Lannes moves the needle back to the grotesque. As the story involves graphic depictions of violence, sex, and incest, its stomach-churning passages feel right at home in an anthology of extreme horror. Yet there isn't much of a plot beyond that. Aside from a clever reveal at the end, the story feels shallow--regardless of what the author may claim. 2/5
Full Throttle by Phillip Nutman starts off slow but takes advantage of its longer length to build to a powerful climax. Excellent characterization, the correct use of splatterpunk shock, and ingenious structural techniques make this the best entry in the book after Martin's. 5/5.
City of Angels by J.S. Russell is a disappointing final entry and the worst story in the book. Resembling Terry Musalata's Baby in a Blender more than anything else, Russell earns the splatterpunk tag but does little to support the thesis of the book's editor that splatterpunk is more than just schlock. 0/5
Closing out the book is an overview of splatterpunk literature by the editor. An interesting resource for those who wish to delve further into the subgenre, but it feels like it would have been more at home in an issue of Fangoria. 3/5