Kealan Patrick Burke, I love you and I love your work (no rhyme intended,) but man if this one didn’t do it for me. Normally, I really enjoy stuff like this- and by that I mean disjointed horror stories that truly bend and alter all the rules of reality. I like to place myself in worlds aside from our own and embrace a full surrealist fantasy. But this… it changed so rapidly, I was just thrown off. To say I had trouble following the story would be an understatement, as there were quite a few moments when I genuinely had no idea what was going on anymore.
I had trouble following nearly everything, from who was who to what was what. I mean, it was truly beautifully written and some passages brought me to near tears; but story-wise I had to do quite a few triple takes. Our story starts out strongly enough, at a tavern called Eddie’s where a group of unconventional people congregate to commiserate over a few drinks. There’s Tom; the sheriff, Kyle; his son, Wintry; a mute giant, Cobb; the nudist… etc. So immediately there is an eccentric and original cast of characters presented, and a unique concept that sucks you right in. I will give this book credit where it’s due; a lot of these concepts have not been done before.
But ultimately, for me, the excitement stopped there. I love bizarre, as I’ve said priorly, and I’m often not one who can focus on drawn-out, elongated explanations, but sometimes it genuinely felt as though every chapter were introducing a different story. I think this could’ve worked marvelously as a short story, or even a collection of short stories, but as a novel I could not fully concentrate on it.
The plot is all over the place, yes, but Cadaver… what a villain. I have to take my hat off for that one. He is grisly and horrifying, as is the town of Milestone. So overall, great concept, great ideas, but I did not get much out of the execution. However, I will continue to read Kealan’s work, as I believe he is a phenomenal creative.
I’m happy I got to stop by for a visit, even if the town wasn’t for me.