Anyone who has done battle with evil things from Middle Earth or voyaged to planets with names difficult to spell will sympathize with Colin. While he is date-stamping in Clacton's library, a Tharg tries to borrow The Chronicles of Ancient Threa. Krap the Conqueror reduces everything to green gore.
Colin is constantly thinking about sex, like non-stop. If Colin wasn't currently passed out, someone was dying and the ending was more than underwhelming.