I knew I shouldn't have bought this when I did. I knew I was going to be cringing at a book written by someone who clearly didn't know what she was talking about. But it was about gymnastics, so I did it. We all have our vices.
And honestly, I feel bad giving it a straight-up one star, because it wasn't just absolutely horrible, but as a gymfan, I would just feel dirty giving it anything else.
Before I go any further:
*If you have a publicist, you've already gone pro
*A DTY lands facing the vault
*No one actually gets a benefit from the "international look" (see Simone Biles, Jordyn Wieber, Shawn Johnson, Vanessa Ferrari, Chellsie Memmel, Carly Patterson, et al... and Aliya Mustafina and Gabby Douglas and the Romanians successful at the beginning of the 2000s all had body types in between the willowy shape and the tiny, compact muscular shape)
*Bars routines don't last 90 seconds
*A double Arabian is a forward skill
*You don't pick the gymnasts who compete in the AA final before the Olympics, you put up three AAers in qualifications and the lowest scorer gets booted from the final
*If you get a 12.355 on a DTY, that means the vault had to be terrifyingly, horrifically crashed, or you literally walked off the podium. You don't get that for a slip onto your bum.
*On bars, you either kip between skills and don't connect them or you get the connection. There aren't hesitant connections you don't get credited for.
*JO is separate from junior elite (and only a US program) and there is no junior World Championships
From what I could tell from what was written, the routines were either extremely rudimentary for a team that expects to be in the hunt for an Olympics team medal or the skill sets were straight-up impossible. Back layouts to back tucks on beam don't happen. You can't do a double layout+double tuck direct combination. A double-double beam dismount has never been done onto a competition surface, let alone in competition, and you can't do a dismount of that difficulty out of a layout. But in another routine, the gymnast is counting giants into her D-score on bars.
The rules and scoring were all over the place. In one routine, it was stated (correctly) that elements can't be repeated for credit, but in two other routines in the book, a gymnast does a skill multiple times in separate connections. One gymnast completely seriously sets the goal of getting a 9.5 E score on every event, which is absolutely ridiculous and completely impossible to achieve, and she's still talking about how that won't necessarily clinch first. If that doesn't get you into first, your D scores must be those of a thirteen-year-old. Yet, at another point, a gymnast gets a 6.555 E score for issues that would get her at worst a point higher than that, unless her form is utterly abhorrent. And one gymnast's beam dismount changes from day one to day two.
And, to top it all off, only a fool would play by the strategy of dropping all events except for one and not showing work on any other events at camps for two and a half years and then pulling out three new routines at Olympic Trials. It's not stupid politics that's hurting your chances, it's you and your coach's stupid strategy. The US has an established enough program and enough gymnasts who aren't completely broken by the Olympics that it has the luxury of options, which means the luxury of choosing based on consistency and not just who are the talented enough gymnasts. If you only hit a routine twice in a two and a half year period leading up to the meet, you haven't hit it at all. It doesn't matter that they're your only two performances, you've only hit it twice. You need enough competition reps not to be a risk. So shut up about how unfair it is, because you simply chose not to prove yourself.
I get that this review is just me ranting about gymnastics and nothing really regarding characters, plot, or any of that kind of stuff, but it is all just so clearly written with such bad understanding. And again, the book really isn't horrible enough to warrant a one star, but as a gymfan, that is the stuff that I can't look past.