... this is the true story of a dishonest poltroon who takes a perverse pride in having attained to an honoured and admired old age, in spite of his many vices and entire lack of virtue – or possibly because of them.
Second extract from the memoirs of Sir Harry Paget Flashman, the reluctant swashbuckler of the Victorian Era, the one who would rather flee than fight yet ends up as the celebrated hero for other men’s valour.
First book introduces the character, from his school days as a bully to his early military career that eventually lands him in Kabul during the First Afghan War. Returned to London and to his libertine wife Elspeth, Flashman lives the good life of a wastrel, drinking and gambling and chasing skirts. He is already past his due date as a Regency rake, but that doesn’t cut into his aplomb.
We were entering into what is now called the Victorian Age, when respectability was the thing; breeches were out and trousers came in; bosoms were being covered and eyes modestly lowered; politics was becoming sober, trade and industry were becoming fashionable, the odour of sanctity was replacing the happy reek of brandy, the age of the Corinthian, the plunger, and the dandy was giving way to that of the prig, the preacher, and the bore.
Two other visitors to London in 1842 cross paths with Harry and find reasons to hate his guts, leading to momentous events that will soon change the political landscape in Europe. Flashman is, or at least he claims to be, the kind of pebble that overturns the chariots of history. Accidentally, of course.
The two celebrities in question are Otto von Bismarck and Lola Montez. The beautiful and fire-tempered courtesan saves Harry from a police chase and briefly becomes his lover:
As anyone will tell you, put Harry Flashman next to a woman like that and one of two things is inevitable – there will be either a scream and slaps, or the lady will surrender. Sometimes both.
When Harry shows his true nature of a cad, the Irish Lola smashes several pieces of furniture and swears revenge. Bismarck, on a personal visit to London before turning into the political powerhouse that would dominate Prussia, starts by resenting Harry for stealing Lola from him, then for mocking the foreigner over horsemanship and honor. Another lifetime enmity is born.
Although they are not a major factor in the plot, two areas of proficiency are mentioned as a counterpoint to his less than savoury talents: horsemanship and foreign languages. Both assets are used in this second book for plot coherence.
There is a moment every jockey knows, when he feels his mount surge forward, and he lies with his head down being brushed by the mane, and sees the gap narrowing ahead of him, and knows he has the legs of the field.
While not raising to the lyricism of a Dick Francis racing novel, the chapter describing a wild steeplechase race with Flashman and Bismarck is not only useful in underlining the character of the players but also very well written and memorable. An evening at a gentleman’s club in London in the company of a bare-knuckle champion is also historically accurate and key to understanding the rivalry between Flashman and Bismarck.
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With the introduction out of the way and with the three-way tension between Flashman, Bismarck and Lola Montez established, it is time to get at the meat of the story, which takes Flashy in 1848 first to Munich and later to the tiny dukedom of Strackenz (fictional, but neighbour to the more famous Schleswig-Holstein)
Both Germany and Denmark claimed Schleswig and Holstein, and the people living there were forever arguing about who they should belong to.
There is no need to describe the plot, because it is so famous it has created its own literary subgenre, known as Ruritanian Romance, after the original novel The Prisoner of Zenda . Harry Flashman, never known for his modesty or for any particular shyness in claiming credit for other people’s hard work, explains that it was Anthony Hope who has stolen the idea from him:
Only once did I tell the tale, and that was privately some years ago, to young Hawkins, the lawyer – I must have been well foxed, or he was damned persuasive – and he used it for the stuff of one of his romances, which sells very well, I’m told.
This deceit is also useful for George MacDonald Fraser, who follows the plot of Zenda almost to the letter, the only major departure being the despicable character and self-interest of Flashy, source of most of the humor in the novel. I feel any red-blooded modern lady should cheer for Lola Montez and for gentle, principled Duchess Irma against our dastardly Flashman:
Formal chit-chat isn’t my style – a little gallantry, a few jocularities to see if she will or she won’t, a pinch on the buttocks, and off we go. Either that, or off I go.
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The Flashman series is great fun for those who don’t try to read too much in the gender roles and in the liberties taken with historical fact. The books are very well researched and filled with guest appearances of major political and cultural icons of the period. Here, we have a glimpse of Ludwig I of Bavaria, whose affair with Lola is well documented, Franz Liszt, also assigned as her lover, Karl Marx, Richard Wagner, John Gully (champion boxer) and many others.
The political context is clearly explained but not allowed to overshadow the swashbuckling nature of the series. Even if Harry is a self-confessed coward, he will eventually turn back and fight like a cornered rat when all other options to flee have been exhausted. Flashy can also admit to his respect for the true adventurers of his epoch:
They are rare, but they do exist, and you can only call them adventurers. Rudi was one; it was the excitement, the mischief, that he lived for, more than the reward; the game, not the prize. Mad as hatters, mark you, and dangerous as sharks – they are not to be judged by the standards of yellow-bellies like me.
Royal Flash is the only book in the twelve part series to be filmed so far, by Richard Lester in 1975, probably because the plot is so instantly recognizable. I plan to try and find a copy and watch it soon.