Suck

by Thom Young

Sometimes being a vampire can really suck.Life sucks for an unemployed vampire. Max Wilson drifts from one dead-end job to the next, until he discovers his destiny. With a taste of blood and revenge for being born, Max creates chaos wherever he goes. Thom Young's novella Suck is destined to make you cringe and laugh out loud. SUCK is the bloodlust story for the rest of us, a hilarious satire of the already too crowded vampire genre.

34 pages, Kindle Edition

First published May 20, 2012

About the author

Thom Young is a writer from Texas. His work has been in PBS Newshour, The Wall Street Journal, The Oxford Review, and over a hundred literary journals. A 2008 Million Writers Award and 2016 Pushcart Prize nominee. His work was recently featured in the Friction Series in over 700 Barnes and Noble locations.



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Reviews

[Camilla · Rating 3 out of 5]

((Freebie on Amazon/Kindle))

This is a quick read about a vampire named Max.

Max is young. Max likes blood. Max is bored. Max likes blood. Max has no job. Max wants more blood. Max wants a father. Max loves blood. Max is pale. Max needs blood.

Ok, I’ll stop, but that is pretty much how the story is written, so I just wanted to keep the trend going.

In the blurb for this book it says that it’s a “bloody good time.” Which I can’t argue with, because it’s very bloody, and yeah, I had an ok time reading it. Not because of the story, but more the way it’s written. It amused me that I felt like I was reading a children’s book where the main character goes around killing every girl he meets..

Maybe Max likes to dance too..

[Thom Young]

My new book and it's free today! A vampire dark comedy. A bloody good time.

[Mandy*reads obsessively*]

Very strange story about a vampire named Max.