I just...
I can’t!
I tried, I really did.
I LOVED the "Cat Star Chronicles”. This is the main reason WHY I stayed for the ride even after reading “Stud” in all its gory relationship conflicts and ghastly sperm (or snard, if you will) related back stories.
I think that part of the attraction when it comes to the Cat Chronicles was the fact that these big kitty-cats were pretty monogamous and very very rare, thus
they turned in to HUGE puddles of goo when in love,
and…well, when their mates got pregnant and SAVED THE SPECIES! Whooot! Whooot!
This dimension is clearly GONE, when the hero is/was a stud prostitute that spread his semen in order to make (a gazillion) more little Zetithians.
(And PLEASE, I do NOT even want to go in to the utter futility of only THREE male Zetithians procreating en masse. That just makes one HECK OF A LOT OF little kittens with THE SAME DNA. NOT A GOOD BREADING GROUND FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS! But what the heck, right?)
Anyhow, there was a (somewhat boring) plot in this book. There were even some ex loves, and jealousy thrown in just for good measure. And a psychotic killer! Yay, oh yay.
(yawn!)
And yet…
...my mind always came back to the fact that my hero impregnated and/or fuc*ed half of the galaxy.
When Tarq
from “Stud” was
mentioned in the most bizarre sentence
where we, the readers, are told how his FREAKING MATE (AKA WIFE AKA PARTNER) IS SO PROUD OF HIM FOR GETTING EVERYBODY AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER PREGNANT, I thought I was going to hurl.
Species perseverance aside, there is just no way a woman in ANY GIVEN UNIVERSE is happy about her partner having swarms of children with different mothers.
Eh…sorry, what was this book about again?
I forgot.
In the end it's not that I am giving up on these series because I just read the 9th (freaking!) book. It isn’t about the length of the series. It’s about prostitutes.
(There, I said it!)
Even some of the characters are baffled at how Zetetians could be so promiscuous. Well, I am right in their boat. I was used to one type of sexy, mouthwatering heroes in the earlier books, and this sperm-fest is just not cutting it for me.
Sad, but true.
I am guessing that people that like “reformed prostitute/stud” books will like this read (and the one before), as much as they would have been bored with the first 7 novels. But eh, to each their own.
This was just not my cup of tea.