Santa & Company by Fern Michaels
Santa Crew's # 2
8h 58 m narrated by Susan Bennett 368 pages
Genre: Women's Fiction, Holiday - Christmas [NOT], Contemporary Romance [Nope]
Featuring: 2 Years After Santa Cruise, No Sex, High School Friends, Jersey Girls, Thirty-Somethings, Vacation Planning, South Lake Tahoe, California; Why Research When You Can Make It Up, Italian, Food, Holidays, Family Drama, Shopping, Traveling, Horrible Pet Names, Work Talk, Music, Tricenarians That Sound like Quinquagenarians Becoming Sexagenarians, Babycakes, Post-Covid-19, New Jersey, Boston, New York City, Los Angeles, Reno, Non Mysteries, Skiing Resort, Reunions
Rating as a movie: PG for adult situations
My rating: ⭐️⭐️🎿
My thoughts: 📱12% 1:03:20 Ch. 4 - I haven't heard Yes Siree Bob in ages. Dutch and Mexican aren't races or ethnic groups and will not show up on 23andMe. I don't recall the drama between Frankie and Rachael. I going to stop now and just get this over with, later. I need a break from this nonsense. 11 people are waiting but they need to start their vacation already, it went from nineties daytime sitcoms to eighties daytime soaps.
📱17% 1:31:09 Ch. 6 - This first half is awfully slow.
📱87% 5:54:13 Ch. 13 - The TSA scene seemed off for Pre-Check, the club music was dated, those songs were old when I was little so I doubt most younger folks know or would be jammin' to those artists. Every decision made so far has been sitcom ridiculous. Finally, that's not how you play 6 degrees of separation, it's 6 people or less, you don't try to make 3 degrees 6 degrees, the connection is made, game over. I cannot stand the dialogue in this story I think overall all this stuff is supposed to be funny but it's not. I've been with this book all day off and on but after 116 minutes of chapter 12 with tons of nonsense, I need a break. Hopefully, it won't put me to sleep tonight.
📱90% 8:01:53 12 of 61 minutes Ch. 13 "When she got back to her room, she unpacked the box, plugged it in, activated the Bluetooth, and hit a button from her music playlist. All was in working order. She heard boomboxes were back, but now they had much more advanced technology. Pretty cool! She also heard cassette tapes were making a comeback, why not, vinyl did? She disliked the phrase, old-school. How about smart-school or we-did-a-lot-of-stuff-before-you-were-born-school?" Ain't no way these ladies are thirty-somethings! You should have made them 62. Honestly, my mom is more hip than these girls, and the spoon-fed dialogue and commentary are unreal.
This will probably be my last Fern Michaels book. The amount of Christmas in this book was zilch and the character's mannerisms didn't fit their descriptions. I would have enjoyed it more if it were 60-year-olds on vacation, a lot of the conversations and actions made no sense and nearly everything seemed forced, including the drama and bland romance. It felt like a 3-star read but then chapter 12 happened and it just got worse from there. The storyline made no sense, they really should have left this one alone. The ending was rushed but I was just glad they stopped. Tons of unnecessary hijinks. Hopefully, in 3 months, I won't remember this story but I'll remember I didn't like it. Too bad because her covers are beautiful.
Recommend to others?: No. Don't be fooled by the cover and timing, this isn't a Christmas book and it's so dated.