Something had gone wrong when they'd loaded the ship and the rations hadn't quite lasted long enough to make the outbound end of the uranium prospecting trip. Then they found an abandoned world and landed the ship on an old warehouse facility . . . and tried to found something to eat.
Not an easy thing to do, going through an alien warehouse when they could barely read the manuals and had not much clue as to the nature of the local biology.
They would have eaten a horse, if there'd been one. But there wasn't. And that was probably for the best -- it might have eaten them first!
One of science fiction's great humorists, Sheckley was a prolific short story writer beginning in 1952 with titles including "Specialist", "Pilgrimage to Earth", "Warm", "The Prize of Peril", and "Seventh Victim", collected in volumes from Untouched by Human Hands (1954) to Is That What People Do? (1984) and a five-volume set of Collected Stories (1991). His first novel, Immortality, Inc. (1958), was followed by The Status Civilization (1960), Journey Beyond Tomorrow (1962), Mindswap (1966), and several others. Sheckley served as fiction editor for Omni magazine from January 1980 through September 1981, and was named Author Emeritus by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America in 2001.
”Hellman, you don't know what you're talking about. You're a librarian, remember? And I'm a correspondence school pilot.”
Hellman and Casker seem to have gotten themselves into a bit of trouble. They're out in the vast reaches of space having just split a single radish between them, the last of the food on their ship. When they stumble upon an alien warehouse, how can they determine what's safe to eat and what isn't?
“One Man's Poison” is a short and delightful Project Gutenberg find. The plot's not particularly deep — it's a twenty-ish page short story so that's to be expected — but it is a whole lot of fun. I'd never want to explore the cosmos with Hellman and Casker since they seem woefully unprepared for space travel (and can you really trust a correspondence school pilot to deliver you home safely?), but I would totally read about their presumably ridiculous adventures all day long.
An all-time classic, very memorable. I'd like to edit an anthology of my favorite SF stories, including "The Last Question", "The Nine Billion Names of God", "A Sound of Thunder" and the less well-known "The Next Tenants". I'd include "One Man's Poison" to lighten the tone a bit. It's quite funny, but also brilliant enough to be worthy of inclusion. Just call out "Everybody drinks Voozy!" in a gathering of SF readers and see how many of them immediately correct your syntax error.
Kinda dry humor, kinda very alien aliens. No actual sense of wonder or what if, which suprises and disappoints me in an old short story. Read on projectgutenberg.
Anything by Rs is usually gold. Good narration by Pete Milan ? A tale of two characters with opposing views on how to best handle a critically endangered sense of anticipation of gustatory delights. Their chances of surviving dwindles rapidly into the realms of fantasy, when faced with a plethora of assorted alien opportunities.... to eat .... perchance to hopefully escape...? Excellenté..
Another will written fantasy Sci-Fi space opera adventure thriller short story Robert Sheckley about two men in space and out of food but there is a creature on board and it is hungry. Who will become the food for the trip home? I would recommend this novella to readers of space fantasy novels. Enjoy the adventure of novels 👍🔰 and books 📚. 2022 😢
The ending needed some work and some more antics wouldn't have hurt this short story. Overall I didn't think it was too bad for a 30 minute audiobook, but if it had been much longer I would've demanded better quality.