A Decapitated Coffee Please: And other great malapropisms

by Des MacHale

Have you heard about the confirmed septic? Or the doctorÆs hypocritical oath? How about the antique vase from the Ming dysentery? When Mrs Malaprop isnÆt running away from her sex mechanic of a husband, listening to her favourite song, æI left my heart with some FranciscansÆ, or reading about Omelette, Prince of Denmark, sheÆs unconsciously making the most delicious verbal blunders and slips of the tongue. æA Decapitated Coffee, PleaseÆ contains the biggest and best ever collection of these hilarious bloopers and howlers. Keep your ears open and youÆll hear many more of them ù thereÆs a Mrs Malaprop living near you!

96 pages, Hardcover

First published December 1, 2006

Reviews

[Geoff Cumberbeach · Rating 3 out of 5]

A wide collection of malapropisms and bloopers.
Some famous and others like school boy howlers.