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313 pages, Paperback
First published May 1, 2003
This is a woman who loves miniature schnauzers. This was partly due
to the fact that she sported a bright yellow badge, the size of a
teaplate bearing the unequivocal declaration, 'I love miniature
schnauzers'. But there was another clue that was hard to overlook:
under her arms she was also holding a couple of panting miniature
schnauzers - their moustachioed doggy heads were almost permanent
features on either side of her colossal waist-high breasts. Doreen
was a figure from Greek mythology with a human head and body
but with two doggy heads coming out from under her arms. In case
you were in any doubt as to her feelings about miniature
schnauzers, the big badge was backed up with an extensive
collection of further schnauzer insignia: another thirty or forty
little metal badges in the shape of her favourite dog breed or
boasting membership of the Miniature Schnauzer Club of Great
Britain pinned all over the front of her green gilet.