My Selling Pitch:
Girlypop accidentally summons a demon while reading an audiobook and now he and his boyfriend are dtf and by dtf, I mean down to fulfill the thinly veiled author insert revenge fantasy. Hot smut, bad plot. Skippable.
Pre-reading:
You gotta appreciate the irony of a book about an audiobook narrator not having an audiobook. The book box that put me onto Run Run Rabbit picked this book, so you bet your ass I’m reading it.
(obviously potential spoilers from here on)
Thick of it:
Being bigger and finding a friend you can share clothes with really is life changing.
This is not good.
What about the cops though? (Samantha has never met patience.)
Romances are obsessed with people’s coffee orders.
Oh, that’s awkward. The Kindle edition has a paragraph repeated within it.
I feel like avocados come up a lot with food nowadays. That’s like making your safe word espresso.
It’s really hard to picture any of the characters in this book. They’re not well described.
Smut’s not bad though. Kinda mid. But not bad.
G sin
It’s a murder on the dancefloor🎶
Don’t put my name on this.
Goddammit 😂
I don’t like this book. Bad plotting, therapy virtue signaling, author insert wish fulfillment, good for her nonsense, I-Like I’m good. No, thank you.
And title drop
Although don’t know if I love the author calling rape an albatross around a neck.
An avocado, thanks. (My brain is a hellscape.)
Double-stuffed Oreos should just be standard, you know? It's what we deserve. (Keep up.😂😉)
I get why it’s in the book given that it is what it is, but the smutty veteran me is like shut up, shut up, shut uppppp. It feels so patronizing to me. (The book’s like look they’re being healthy! And I’m like make it stop. Show don’t tell.) ((I recognize I’m the problem here. Like I’m not dinging the book for this.))
The books are always like immortality bad. And I’m just like I’m a Capricorn. Gimmie.
You guys have known each other for like three days.
The cultural chokehold Tiger King had on us.
You know what felt illegal? Reading that Facetime scene on my work lunch while absolutely housing a meatball sandwich. Good job though. Genuinely hot.
A cinnamon boy
Is this book gonna to be continued me? (YUP.)
Whats 2868? (Lmao it’s cunt. I'm an idiot.) ((Even funnier when you know I shouted across the bar to ask my coworker if he knew, and then had to shout the Urban Dictionary answer back when we were both stumped.))
Her name is essentially beautiful warrior heart? Girl, please.
“Nice.” made me cackle.
Post-reading:
This is a debut and it reads like it. Instead of being campy erotica, it is painfully earnest. It tries to tackle weighty issues, but it just comes off like tone-deaf virtue signaling. The plotting is so rushed. The characters’ descriptions are so vague that it's difficult to picture them. It’s hard to feel emotionally connected to or invested in them because their tragic backstories come in info dumps and their relationships feel like instalove. The plot feels like author insert wish fulfillment. I’m not a good for her girly. I’m just not. The revenge fantasy comes off a little weird when you have a character explicitly asking for her abuser not to be harmed and then her boyfriends ignore her which is just violating her right to say no all over again.
It’s a book about demons that pauses long enough for a character to have a panic attack about the moral and religious implications of that, but never actually addresses those implications. And like on the one hand I get it. It’s just smut. Asking for a coherent plot is a tall order when we’re more concerned about filling Twinkies, but I've seen it done, so I know it’s possible, and I will complain about every book within the genre that falls short of that.
All that being said, pretty hot smut for a first outing. Does every part of it work? No, but I think that's 50% personal taste, 50% inexperienced writing.
It’s readable. It’s skippable. I think it would work a lot better if it leaned into the humor. I think the campy element is fundamental to bonkers smut being enjoyable rather than cringe. I’d give the author another shot outside of this series, but I don't think you need to rush out and read this even if you like a devil’s three-way haha.
Who should read this:
Smut for the lols readers
Ideal reading time:
Anytime
Do I want to reread this:
Probably not.
Would I buy this:
For the plot? No. For the smut trophy…strongly considering. We’ll see how the sequel fares.
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