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192 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1931
He was a weedy-looking young man with straw-coloured hair and rather long legs, who had failed twice for the Foreign Office. He sometimes wore tortoiseshell-rimmed spectacles to correct a slight squint, and through influence he had recently got a job in a museum. His father was a retired civil servant who lived in Essex, where he and his wife kept a chicken farm.The group from the bar decide to go to a party where we are introduced to even more characters. Powell does a great job of showing a party in full swing with random conversations with random people, the constant flux of partygoers and the general chaos involved with people getting drunk, some passing out in the bathroom, drinks getting spilt and so on. Atwater meets a girl, called Lola ('She had the look of a gnome or prematurely vicious child.') whom he unsuccessfully tries to get to go home with him, that is until he is obviously entranced with the appearance of the beautiful Susan Nunnery, then Lola is eager to get Atwater away from the party.
They all went downstairs and lent a hand in getting Mr. Scheigan into his taxi. He got out once, but they put him back in again, and as the taxi drove off they saw him leaning through the window talking to the driver. The taxi door came open as it turned the corner at the end of the street, but as long as the vehicle remained in sight Mr. Scheigan had still not fallen out. Barlow said:The first section also contains a chapter where we see Atwater at work in the museum. He's visited by an annoying member of the public called Dr. Crutch who tries to get private access to some of the exhibits, presumably exhibits of a sexual nature. There's also an amusing paragraph where Atwater lists all the things he could, and should, do but instead he 'sat and thought about existence and its difficulties.'
"He seemed quite unused to getting into taxis."
Susan poured herself out some more wine. She said:Atwater takes Susan to see some boxing but she warns him that she won't fall in love with him, and she doesn't, instead she plans to go away from London for an unspecified period of time.
"You're nice. You must come and see me some time. I live miles away from anywhere with my father. You'll like him."
"Tell me about him."
"He's a curious little man with a walrus moustache."
"What does he do?"
"He's a failure."
"Where does he fail?"
"Oh, he doesn't any longer," she said. "He's a retired failure, you see. You must meet him."
"I'd like to."
The barman came to the other side of the counter.
"Time please," he said.
Harriet said: "You mustn't hurry a lady drinking a pint of beer. The effects might be fatal."