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Ghidul Optimistului. Ghidul Pesimistului

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Prezentare de carte Niall Edworthy, Petra Cramsie - Ghidul Optimistului. Ghidul Pesimistului

Optimistii, dar si pesimistii din lumea intreaga au acum un fel de biblie proprie in Ghidul Optimistului si Ghidul pesimistului scrise minunat de Niall Edworthy si Petra Cramsie.

Ghidul Optimistului
Va vine sa credeti ca, pentru fiecare lucrare stiintifica pe tema fericirii, exista mai mult de o suta scrise despre depresie? Dar ce-o fi in neregula cu oamenii acestia? Oare soarele nu rasare si pentru ei in fiecare dimineata? Pasarile nu canta, florile nu infloresc si pentru pesimisti?

Indemnati la actiune de aceasta revolta, am scris Ghidul Optimistului – o lucrare indelung documentata si splendid realizata, menita sa demonstreze ca acesti mineri cu mutre acre ai disperarii sapa de atata vreme intr-un loc gresit. Asa cum a spus la un moment dat o bunicuta vesela: “Pesimisti! Lasati in urma povara voastra de nenorocire si grabiti-va sa slaviti revarsarea de avutii a vietii!”

Daca ar sti unde sa sape, minerii acestia ar descoperi ca exact sub bocancii lor vechi si murdari se afla o mina fara fund, plina-ochi de filoane si pepite scanteietoare, care celebreaza viata. O celebreaza, nu o denigreaza!

Cu grija infinita, cu bucurie nemasurata si cu incurajarea extraordinarului nostru editor, am cantarit si lustruit pentru dvs. pretioasele giuvaieruri gasite, incercandu-le cand pe fata, cand pe dos, mutandu-le de colo-colo, cizelandu-le pe unele, renuntand la cele imperfecte. Asa cum veti vedea, le-am pastrat doar pe cele mai stralucitoare, fiecare fiind pus in valoare de o montura ideala, astfel incat nu doar sa le reliefeze pe cele din jur, ci sa alcatuiasca, impreuna, un ansamblu minunat.

Ghidul Pesimistului
Tipic, nu-i asa? Cand ne-a venit ideea acestei carti, nu ne-am inchipuit altceva decat un lejer periplu pe vastul ocean al documentarii, plutind printre resturi si fragmente de idei naufragiate si visuri uitate, culegand cateva date amarate si jalnice citate, pentru a demonstra ca viata nu-i deloc atat de al naibii de minunata pe cat ar vrea amicii nostri optimisti sa ne convinga ca e.

Ar fi trebuit sa stim ca nu avea sa fie un voiaj usor. Abia ce am pornit la drum, cu un vant firav suflandu-ne in panze, cand in randul echipajului au izbucnit ciorovaieli si ciondaneli. In vreme ce pluteam in deriva, abatuti, drept in ochiul unei furtuni de nemultumire, fiecare era pe cont propriu. [...]

Asa ca iata aici – dupa ce cu greu am evitat o revolta la bord – Ghidul pesimistului. Desi continutul sau va va oferi poate o palida satisfactie, speram ca, inmarmuriti de absenta preferatilor dvs si enervati de arbitrariul categoriilor alese, va veti distra, citindu-l, la fel de putin cum ne-am distrat noi scriindu-l.

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592 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2008

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150 reviews170 followers
June 3, 2010
Because this book was a gift by one of my best friends, I don't want to write a bad review and disappoint her. But I felt like this book was kind of tedious, under-whelming and uninspired. The pessimist's side is much more fun (and not because I'm a pessimist by nature!) and you get to learn quite a few things due to all the "info boxes" it has - even though they are sort of depressing. The "About The Authors" was incredibly funny to read on both sides! And the book provides many website addresses and if feels like an ad campaign at some point. But it's not a book you can just begin reading and feel like continue reading after a while. You just sorta want to "get through it." My favorite quotes from it were:

Optimist's Side

Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly. ~Robert Kennedy

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. ~Andre Gide

Live all you can. It's a mistake not to. ~Henry James

Hitch your wagon to a star.~Emerson

Pessimist's Side

It is better to be careful a hundred times than to be killed once.~Proverb

If you see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the incoming train.~Robert Lowell

Cat, n: a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong.~Ambrose Bierce

You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.~George W. Bush
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October 11, 2018
I’m of two minds about this one. On the one hand, I think it’s great. On the other hand, I think it’s terrific. Various pundits, artists, writers, publicists, suffragettes, et al., bring their thoughts to bear on some of the weightier and lighter subjects that have teased humanity. Whether you have a jaundiced view of the world or a perky one, this book brings its lights to shine in the darkness.
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January 15, 2024
I feel like people don’t understand the point of this book, although I’m still reading and don’t know what’s going to happen next I would just like to say this book is about other people’s opinion and even though it’s not that helpful (in my opinion), this book depicts people’s experiences. I feel like I’m not going to re-read, maybe if I want some quotes I will, but it’s not a bad book.
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April 21, 2020
I mainly read the pessimists Handbook and it was cool I suppose Being that I'm into philosophy and this book is just really philosophical with its information and lines from important people in history.
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1,538 reviews91 followers
August 19, 2016
Be warned, at least several of these "quotes" were never made by the people cited in this collection (Gandhi never said "Be the change you want to see in the world."), and it isn't worth trying to track down the authenticity of all or any of them. Worse, the anecdotal tidbits interspersed are un-sourced, so there's no way of confirming veracity.

It's a gentle pair of reads. But don't think of quoting from it unless you can confirm the source. Nearly got one star for quoting Dinesh D'Souza. Fortunately, I got it on clearance.
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1,545 reviews27 followers
January 10, 2009
This is a clever little book with witty quotes, side bars, and little snippets of information. The first half is The Optimist's Handbook and then flip it over when you get halfway and resume with The Pessimist's Handbook--or vice versa depending on the option with which you begin. It's easy to pick up and just as easy to put down--ideal reading for just a few moments when you're really too tired to read, but want to wind down or quiet the voices before turning in.
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17 reviews1 follower
August 16, 2020
O carte cu citate , texte , sintagme , povestiri și multe altele din toată lumea . Unele Clasamente nu mai sunt de actualitate .
Sigur oricine ar găsi un citat sa unde potrivească , dar nu cred ca merita citită toată cartea doar pentru asta .
Capitolele nu au legătura între ele deci pot fi citite oricum oricând
Profile Image for Bri Molles.
4 reviews
December 28, 2016
full of trivia, quotes, wisdom and distractions <3 it's got everything that could possibly entertain you in bite size form, categorized by broad topics like Religion, Sex, etc

A very BALANCED read ;D
Profile Image for [ps...] Peter.
1 review
January 18, 2009
good book on the good and bad things in life, every subject is written from a pessemist / optimist view on opposite sides of the book, quite interesting and very amusing
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October 10, 2020
I like this kind of book for when I'm going to bed. It's a simple thing that keeps my mind distracted. I want more like it.
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