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The Ups and Downs of Being Dead
Fifty-seven year old Robert Malone is the CEO of a successful clothing store chain and married to a former model. When his doctor tells him he is dying of cancer, he refuses to go quietly. Instead of death, Robert chooses cryonics. He knows it’s a long shot. His frozen body will be stored in liquid nitrogen for the next seventy-five years, and then he’ll wake up in the future. Maybe. If technology figures out a way to bring him back.
He’s willing to take that gamble.
What he doesn’t realize is that he won’t lie in some dreamless state all that time. His soul is very much awake, just like the others who were frozen before him.
He discovers that he can ride in the cockpit with the pilots, but he can’t turn the page of a magazine. He can sit in the oval office with the president, but he can’t prevent a child from dashing in front of a car. He doesn’t work, or eat, or sleep. These obstacles make it difficult to fall in love, and virtually impossible to reconcile with the living.
Over the next several decades, Robert Malone will have plenty of time to learn The Ups and Downs of Being Dead.
He’s willing to take that gamble.
What he doesn’t realize is that he won’t lie in some dreamless state all that time. His soul is very much awake, just like the others who were frozen before him.
He discovers that he can ride in the cockpit with the pilots, but he can’t turn the page of a magazine. He can sit in the oval office with the president, but he can’t prevent a child from dashing in front of a car. He doesn’t work, or eat, or sleep. These obstacles make it difficult to fall in love, and virtually impossible to reconcile with the living.
Over the next several decades, Robert Malone will have plenty of time to learn The Ups and Downs of Being Dead.
389 pages, Paperback
First published May 27, 2012
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March 20, 2015
The Ups and Downs of settling on a genre
An “affordable fashions” entrepreneur decides to have his body cryonically preserved to await some future time when his cancer can be cured. Rather than sleeping until his body is revived as he was told by the salesman, he discovers that his spirit remains hovering on earth. An interesting Sci-fi or paranormal concept which turned into more of a drama/tragedy with some awkward comedic relief and romance thrown in and was plagued with uneven pacing and tone.
An “affordable fashions” entrepreneur decides to have his body cryonically preserved to await some future time when his cancer can be cured. Rather than sleeping until his body is revived as he was told by the salesman, he discovers that his spirit remains hovering on earth. An interesting Sci-fi or paranormal concept which turned into more of a drama/tragedy with some awkward comedic relief and romance thrown in and was plagued with uneven pacing and tone.
July 19, 2017
Enjoyed this story about a rather disagreeable middle-aged man who learns more about the meaning of family and love in death than he ever learned in life. Thinking he’ll be unconscious for the 75 years while his body is cryonically frozen (because he’s dying of cancer,) Robert Malone is frustrated to “wake up” as a ghost, realizing he must spend those 75 years waiting to be revived without the ability to spend nearly every waking hour on his high-powered career. Rather than make his “ghost” into some kind of super character, the author has created a family tragedy that Robert gradually comes to grips with, so that he becomes a better soul.
I, myself, don’t believe in ghosts. But I had no trouble suspending disbelief to enjoy this tale. It was his growing humanity that kept me turning the pages. I liked the ending, which I didn’t anticipate.
There were some editing issues, but they didn't detract from my enjoyment.
I, myself, don’t believe in ghosts. But I had no trouble suspending disbelief to enjoy this tale. It was his growing humanity that kept me turning the pages. I liked the ending, which I didn’t anticipate.
There were some editing issues, but they didn't detract from my enjoyment.
January 8, 2013
This was definitely one of my favorite books of all time. I read it in 2 days, I could have finished it in one day but I slowed down towards the end because I didn't want it to end. My sister recommended it to me, and before I started reading it I wasn't really looking forward to it, but I changed my mind after the first few pages. The environment and characters the author created seemed so real!
In my mind, this book is really about life choices and second chances. In the beginning, Robert is not a very likeable guy. He worked so much on making his stores a success that he didn't have much time for his children. He had no hobbies at all. After finding out he had cancer, he met a guy who was into cryonics who convinced him to freeze himself after death so that he may be reanimated - brought back to life - whenever scientists discovered a way to do so. When he first died, he followed his body to the cryonics center, where he met the guides who were on duty at the time, Maggie and Sam. They explained to him that he was not going to be "asleep" while he waited for technology to advance. He could go anywhere and see anything, but he could not eat, sleep, or talk to the living. He also couldn't turn the pages of a book, turn the channel on the TV, etc. The first place he decides to go is to see his family, even though his new friends said it might be hard to see how they are getting along without him. After finding out about a secret of his wife's, he goes on to see his drug addict, worthless son Robbie, and is disgusted by what he sees. Later on he goes back to his home to see a tragic scene unfold, and is helpless to do anything about it. Then he visits his daughter, where he finds out something new about her. It is all a lot for him to take in. He goes back to Maggie and Sam and eventually they come upon a car accident, where Robert meets a woman named Suzanne. Every year all of the people who were frozen and awaiting reanimation meet up to catch up with each other to catch up and find out what kind of advances have happened in technology.
I love all of the little details that the author thought of, like how they couldn't live alone if they wanted to be able to read or watch movies or listen to music. I love all of the rules of the dead that she made, and I wish life after death were really like this. Overall this book was incredible. The characters felt like they were your friends, the settings felt so real, and it was so creative!
In my mind, this book is really about life choices and second chances. In the beginning, Robert is not a very likeable guy. He worked so much on making his stores a success that he didn't have much time for his children. He had no hobbies at all. After finding out he had cancer, he met a guy who was into cryonics who convinced him to freeze himself after death so that he may be reanimated - brought back to life - whenever scientists discovered a way to do so. When he first died, he followed his body to the cryonics center, where he met the guides who were on duty at the time, Maggie and Sam. They explained to him that he was not going to be "asleep" while he waited for technology to advance. He could go anywhere and see anything, but he could not eat, sleep, or talk to the living. He also couldn't turn the pages of a book, turn the channel on the TV, etc. The first place he decides to go is to see his family, even though his new friends said it might be hard to see how they are getting along without him. After finding out about a secret of his wife's, he goes on to see his drug addict, worthless son Robbie, and is disgusted by what he sees. Later on he goes back to his home to see a tragic scene unfold, and is helpless to do anything about it. Then he visits his daughter, where he finds out something new about her. It is all a lot for him to take in. He goes back to Maggie and Sam and eventually they come upon a car accident, where Robert meets a woman named Suzanne. Every year all of the people who were frozen and awaiting reanimation meet up to catch up with each other to catch up and find out what kind of advances have happened in technology.
I love all of the little details that the author thought of, like how they couldn't live alone if they wanted to be able to read or watch movies or listen to music. I love all of the rules of the dead that she made, and I wish life after death were really like this. Overall this book was incredible. The characters felt like they were your friends, the settings felt so real, and it was so creative!
June 18, 2020
Good concept. i enjoyed a lot of it except the romance, not sure why but that part just bored me and i kept fading out of the story.
October 6, 2012
If you had a chance to come back to life some time in the future, would you choose cryonics?
When fifty-seven year old Robert Malone is diagnosed with terminal cancer, instead of accepting death he chooses cryonics in the hope that technological advances will be made so that he could be brought back to life sometime in the future. When Robert dies and his body is frozen, he discovers that his soul is very much still alive and he embarks on a journey where he starts a new life outside of his physical body and soon discovers The Ups and Downs of Being Dead.
The Ups and Downs of Being Dead is a fascinating sci-fi drama that will make you sit up and ponder the possibility if this technique could become a reality sometime in the future. Written in the third person narrative, author M.R. Cornelius weaves an intriguing tale that engages the reader to follow Robert's journey on a new realm of "living" and the challenging ups and downs of out of body experiences that he encounters. Rich in detail and vivid descriptions, the reader easily gets caught up in the twists and turns of Robert's adventures. This futuristic tale is fast-paced with a very creative and imaginative plot, the characters are realistic with engaging dialogue and interactions, and most of all this story will engage you in thinking outside the box and consider the what ifs of the potential possibilities of cryonic technology.
The Ups and Downs of Being Dead is a story that will appeal to readers with a penchant for the sci-fi and drama genres. It's futuristic storyline will open your mind to ponder the thought provoking and imaginative possibilities that author M.R. Cornelius has masterfully brought before her readers in true fashion like the timeless classics of "1984" and "Brave New World."
Disclaimer: I received a copy of the book from the author in exchange for my honest review and for hosting a virtual book event on my blog site.
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When fifty-seven year old Robert Malone is diagnosed with terminal cancer, instead of accepting death he chooses cryonics in the hope that technological advances will be made so that he could be brought back to life sometime in the future. When Robert dies and his body is frozen, he discovers that his soul is very much still alive and he embarks on a journey where he starts a new life outside of his physical body and soon discovers The Ups and Downs of Being Dead.
The Ups and Downs of Being Dead is a fascinating sci-fi drama that will make you sit up and ponder the possibility if this technique could become a reality sometime in the future. Written in the third person narrative, author M.R. Cornelius weaves an intriguing tale that engages the reader to follow Robert's journey on a new realm of "living" and the challenging ups and downs of out of body experiences that he encounters. Rich in detail and vivid descriptions, the reader easily gets caught up in the twists and turns of Robert's adventures. This futuristic tale is fast-paced with a very creative and imaginative plot, the characters are realistic with engaging dialogue and interactions, and most of all this story will engage you in thinking outside the box and consider the what ifs of the potential possibilities of cryonic technology.
The Ups and Downs of Being Dead is a story that will appeal to readers with a penchant for the sci-fi and drama genres. It's futuristic storyline will open your mind to ponder the thought provoking and imaginative possibilities that author M.R. Cornelius has masterfully brought before her readers in true fashion like the timeless classics of "1984" and "Brave New World."
Disclaimer: I received a copy of the book from the author in exchange for my honest review and for hosting a virtual book event on my blog site.
http://jerseygirlbookreviews.blogspot...
September 25, 2012
I loved this story. It felt so real. I have thoughts of death (just generally) often and this book really did intrigue. As it progressed it became a little more sci-fi.
I love the concept of being on the outside and looking in on the lives of others totally undetectable. Not so sure on the being frozen for being brought back though.
This book is a 4 1/2 star book but as usual it doesn't allow that.
I love the concept of being on the outside and looking in on the lives of others totally undetectable. Not so sure on the being frozen for being brought back though.
This book is a 4 1/2 star book but as usual it doesn't allow that.
December 23, 2012
Every great once in a while you come across a book that is so well written, so engrossing and engaging that you don't want it to end. This is one such book. The story is well mastered and thought-provoking. Even the 'dead' characters are brought to life on the page. I thoroughly enjoyed this story and will look for other books by this author.
September 29, 2015
This book was a nice change of pace for me. I like sci-fi-lite books and this fit right into that category. The plot was well developed and interesting. I liked that you got to know the characters really well. For a free kindle book, I am very impressed.
January 14, 2022
AIBA Book of the Day: 14 January, 2022: 020/41398
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May 4, 2013
January 30, 2018
More paranormal than scifi, this is a good book! People discover that their souls don't sleep when they've been cryogenically frozen after death. The hope of those folks is to be unfrozen and reanimated in the future when technology catches up. So, this story is about the ghosts (focus on 4 or 5 individuals) and what they find to do.
April 26, 2020
I found this a likeable easy read & read it in one sitting ... I really liked it a bit of everything in it not too over the top but you never know lol are they watching us or are they asleep really lol
September 20, 2024
This was the only one of Marsha’s books I hadn't read, and I’m sorry I waited so long to read it. Despite the downbeat topic, it’s very entertaining and nobody writes from inside a character’s head better.
February 28, 2017
It was nice to read something different than some of the fantasy things I tend to read. This was fun and I really liked the concept
April 18, 2018
Engrossing and interesting.
September 2, 2018
I was rolling my eyes at first but quickly got captured by the storyline- it's basically A Christmas Carol + cool tech.
February 21, 2023
This story gives new meaning to "Till death do us part"...
I thoroughly enjoyed this book: cryogenics, death, afterlife, love, and redemption.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book: cryogenics, death, afterlife, love, and redemption.
November 16, 2012
After reading H10N1, I was a newly converted fan of M.R. Cornelius (you can read my review here). An addicting adventure/thriller, H10N1 was quite different than her next novel, The Ups and Downs of Being Dead. Although still enveloped in the sci-fi genre, Dead seemed to me to be more of a futuristic take on the science of cryonics, and a tale of where things could go in the future if certain advancements were made. Add to this an intriguing tale of a man caught up in the midst of an unexpected experience during his cryopreservation and you've got the recipe for another great book. With that in mind I began reading!
Robert Malone is a typical suit. He's always concerned with business, unemotional, and so addicted to his work that he barely spends any time with his family. Not that he would want to spend time with them even if he could; his wife is a model who is as unemotional about their marriage as he is, and his son is a drug addict who has never worked a day in his life. Thus, everyone found it quite odd when he decided to cryogenically preserve his body in the hopes that future scientists would be able to invent a way to bring him back to life. After finding out that he was terminally ill he had the procedure done, and to his surprise he awakens in suspended animation, neither living nor truly dead. He meets a woman named Maggie, who states that she is a "temp" just like him: a person who has been cryogenically frozen and is waiting around until he or she becomes unfrozen. She states that her job for the next month is to take new additions to their ranks (like Robert) and teach them the ways of the undead. They can float, move through walls, and even feel the pressure of buildings and physical objects, but they are basically invisible to the living. Maggie and Robert are walking in the street when they meet Suzanne, a woman who literally died in a car accident right in front of them, yet didn't "cross over" to the other side despite her physical death. Robert is leery to begin a new life as he prepares to wait out the decades that will pass before he can reawakened, yet he learns a lot more about his family, his friends, Suzanne, and himself before that day comes. What he does in this "in-between time" will change his life forever.
I admit, it doesn't take much to pull me in if you've got a good sci-fi storyline. I'm already a sucker for science, so I was definitely intrigued at Cornelius' intention on building a novel around cryonics (I admit I had to look up the distinction between cryonics and cryogenics). Although the real science of cryopreservation is a long ways off, it was really awesome to see how much she had researched and was able to put in the book and build a great story around it.
The real meat of the story is Robert's transformation from an unlovable, cold businessman to someone who we can identify with and rally around, and I think the best part of the story by far was Robert's relationship with his son Robbie. Taking the main stage at the end of the novel, it was amazing to see their journey together and it did a great job of hooking me until the end. I liked how Cornelius was able to weave Robert's relationships with his various family members as well as Suzanne to create many dimensions to his character and show how he was able to change over time. Suzanne is also interesting in her own right, and a great counterpart to Robert's character. All in all, it's a great story of personal growth and change that will leave you wondering about whether or not we can actually be preserved and revived in the future.
Todd (Reflections of a Book Addict)
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Robert Malone is a typical suit. He's always concerned with business, unemotional, and so addicted to his work that he barely spends any time with his family. Not that he would want to spend time with them even if he could; his wife is a model who is as unemotional about their marriage as he is, and his son is a drug addict who has never worked a day in his life. Thus, everyone found it quite odd when he decided to cryogenically preserve his body in the hopes that future scientists would be able to invent a way to bring him back to life. After finding out that he was terminally ill he had the procedure done, and to his surprise he awakens in suspended animation, neither living nor truly dead. He meets a woman named Maggie, who states that she is a "temp" just like him: a person who has been cryogenically frozen and is waiting around until he or she becomes unfrozen. She states that her job for the next month is to take new additions to their ranks (like Robert) and teach them the ways of the undead. They can float, move through walls, and even feel the pressure of buildings and physical objects, but they are basically invisible to the living. Maggie and Robert are walking in the street when they meet Suzanne, a woman who literally died in a car accident right in front of them, yet didn't "cross over" to the other side despite her physical death. Robert is leery to begin a new life as he prepares to wait out the decades that will pass before he can reawakened, yet he learns a lot more about his family, his friends, Suzanne, and himself before that day comes. What he does in this "in-between time" will change his life forever.
I admit, it doesn't take much to pull me in if you've got a good sci-fi storyline. I'm already a sucker for science, so I was definitely intrigued at Cornelius' intention on building a novel around cryonics (I admit I had to look up the distinction between cryonics and cryogenics). Although the real science of cryopreservation is a long ways off, it was really awesome to see how much she had researched and was able to put in the book and build a great story around it.
The real meat of the story is Robert's transformation from an unlovable, cold businessman to someone who we can identify with and rally around, and I think the best part of the story by far was Robert's relationship with his son Robbie. Taking the main stage at the end of the novel, it was amazing to see their journey together and it did a great job of hooking me until the end. I liked how Cornelius was able to weave Robert's relationships with his various family members as well as Suzanne to create many dimensions to his character and show how he was able to change over time. Suzanne is also interesting in her own right, and a great counterpart to Robert's character. All in all, it's a great story of personal growth and change that will leave you wondering about whether or not we can actually be preserved and revived in the future.
Todd (Reflections of a Book Addict)
Originally Posted: http://wp.me/p18lIL-1hQ
September 9, 2013
Robert Malone is what you'd expect and rich business man to be: a self-centered, controlling jerk. He's married to a woman who hates him and his while he adores his business savvy daughter, his grown son is a spoiled drug addict who only wants money. When Robert finds out he is dying, he decides to have his body frozen in hopes that in seventy years or so he will be brought back brand new and healthy to continue his life. What he didn't know is that while his body is frozen, his soul is stuck living daily life but with little benefits. The only people who can hear or seem him are the other dead people. Dead, boring people. Robert is not thrilled about having to spend his years hanging around as a ghost, waiting to be brought back. But maybe that time is what Robert really needed to see what it truly meant to live...
The Ups and Downs of Being Dead was truly a great read. I was sucked into Robert's story immediately. Can you imagine having yourself frozen, only to wake up and realize that you have to hang around as a ghost for seventy years just with the hopes that you might actually be brought back? What would you do with all that time?
I admit that I was not a fan of Robert for most of this book. He was very arrogant and I felt bad for his family. I could see why they turned out the way they did. Having married his wife for her looks, their relationship was far from healthy and they grew to despise each other. His son was a horrible person, addicted to drugs and still taking his mother for all she was worth. I wanted to reach into the pages and slap the sense into each one of these characters.
Even so, I still felt kind of sad for each of them. Robert grew up with a hard family life and even though he only wanted to have a better life than his father, he ended up with the same bad qualities. This played a major role in the downfall of Robert's family and I felt awful for him. I was so happy to see Robert start to grow as a person (even though he was technically dead) that I couldn't turn the pages fast enough. I was anxious to see how Robert would be able to repair his relationships while still a ghost, or if it was even possible.
Aside from Robert himself, the idea behind this story is fascinating. I've always been interested in cryonics, mostly because my husband is always talking about it, but because the idea of coming back again after death is intriguing. Who wouldn't want to come back? I admit that science is not my strongest subject, but I didn't feel like I was missing anything when it came to the actual freezing process in this story. There isn't a ton of scientific terminology, or when there is, it is explained in an easy way for me to understand. I had no problem following along and understanding how the system worked.
Another thing that I loved about this book is that it didn't take a turn to towards the spiritual side in which most stories like this would. There was no "higher power" at work here and there was no big explanation as to why Robert and the others were still hanging around. They just were, and this was all the explanation I needed.
Overall, I enjoyed this story quite a bit. Robert's journey of self discovery, as well as his journey through the after life is not one to be missed. I recommend this story to anyone who is looking for a refreshing new read.
The Ups and Downs of Being Dead was truly a great read. I was sucked into Robert's story immediately. Can you imagine having yourself frozen, only to wake up and realize that you have to hang around as a ghost for seventy years just with the hopes that you might actually be brought back? What would you do with all that time?
I admit that I was not a fan of Robert for most of this book. He was very arrogant and I felt bad for his family. I could see why they turned out the way they did. Having married his wife for her looks, their relationship was far from healthy and they grew to despise each other. His son was a horrible person, addicted to drugs and still taking his mother for all she was worth. I wanted to reach into the pages and slap the sense into each one of these characters.
Even so, I still felt kind of sad for each of them. Robert grew up with a hard family life and even though he only wanted to have a better life than his father, he ended up with the same bad qualities. This played a major role in the downfall of Robert's family and I felt awful for him. I was so happy to see Robert start to grow as a person (even though he was technically dead) that I couldn't turn the pages fast enough. I was anxious to see how Robert would be able to repair his relationships while still a ghost, or if it was even possible.
Aside from Robert himself, the idea behind this story is fascinating. I've always been interested in cryonics, mostly because my husband is always talking about it, but because the idea of coming back again after death is intriguing. Who wouldn't want to come back? I admit that science is not my strongest subject, but I didn't feel like I was missing anything when it came to the actual freezing process in this story. There isn't a ton of scientific terminology, or when there is, it is explained in an easy way for me to understand. I had no problem following along and understanding how the system worked.
Another thing that I loved about this book is that it didn't take a turn to towards the spiritual side in which most stories like this would. There was no "higher power" at work here and there was no big explanation as to why Robert and the others were still hanging around. They just were, and this was all the explanation I needed.
Overall, I enjoyed this story quite a bit. Robert's journey of self discovery, as well as his journey through the after life is not one to be missed. I recommend this story to anyone who is looking for a refreshing new read.
September 17, 2012
This is a very inventive and truly speculative science fiction drama, which kept me interested from page one to the final word. The plot works very well, provided of course one is prepared to temporarily take on-board the very speculative premise. The idea that one may be able to exist, be a ghost, between the realm of the living and the kingdom of God or oblivion, works well enough for me. Cornelius has some unusual "explanations" for some behaviours that actually fit well to many theories about the subconscious and psychotic illness. You will be missing the enjoyment of a great story if you can't embrace the idea that out of body experiences may be portends of the future, rather than just the dying illusions of oxygen starved minds. The revival of tissues from cryogenic suspension has already been shown to work. It may not be long before it is possible to thaw out and give back life to once dead human.
The question of how a mind, a soul, detached from the physical world, might influence and be influenced the living, is the central premise. We all face situations we wish we could intervene to change, when all we can do is watch. We find ourselves as helpless bystanders, constrained from what we wish to do. Imagine an extreme of this, actually watching from beyond the grave your partner sleeping with your best friend, and then being murdered. In this case we are watching through Robert, after his physical body has been preserved.
Cornelius's craft is sound enough that one is easily drawn into the flow, almost forgetting that one is reading. There almost always are a few sentences that need reading twice, but I found very few. My only qualm with the book was a bit of irritation with the mention of a million locations that one or other of the dead visited without really advancing the plot. So perhaps the book was five percent longer than necessary. I am sure that plenty of people, especially ones familiar with some of the locations, would totally disagree with this view. The point was to explain how a ghost could overcome the tedium of years of existence without being a physical influence. I just didn't need quite so much of it to get the point.
The climax was one that I really hadn't predicted, even though it logical fitted. That is, logically enough within the constraints of this fiction. I actually felt that the author wasn't sure until very late how things might end either, not that there is anything wrong with that. I like the feel that I am in an ongoing story rather than working through a pre-solved mathematical problem.
If I find myself dead but not gone I must be careful to avoid viewing those I love. That I suspect would be almost as hard on most of us as it was on Robert. I must do my best to leave a positive legacy, or none at all. Now then, I wonder what I should do about . . . If only I didn't so hate the idea of being frozen . . .
The question of how a mind, a soul, detached from the physical world, might influence and be influenced the living, is the central premise. We all face situations we wish we could intervene to change, when all we can do is watch. We find ourselves as helpless bystanders, constrained from what we wish to do. Imagine an extreme of this, actually watching from beyond the grave your partner sleeping with your best friend, and then being murdered. In this case we are watching through Robert, after his physical body has been preserved.
Cornelius's craft is sound enough that one is easily drawn into the flow, almost forgetting that one is reading. There almost always are a few sentences that need reading twice, but I found very few. My only qualm with the book was a bit of irritation with the mention of a million locations that one or other of the dead visited without really advancing the plot. So perhaps the book was five percent longer than necessary. I am sure that plenty of people, especially ones familiar with some of the locations, would totally disagree with this view. The point was to explain how a ghost could overcome the tedium of years of existence without being a physical influence. I just didn't need quite so much of it to get the point.
The climax was one that I really hadn't predicted, even though it logical fitted. That is, logically enough within the constraints of this fiction. I actually felt that the author wasn't sure until very late how things might end either, not that there is anything wrong with that. I like the feel that I am in an ongoing story rather than working through a pre-solved mathematical problem.
If I find myself dead but not gone I must be careful to avoid viewing those I love. That I suspect would be almost as hard on most of us as it was on Robert. I must do my best to leave a positive legacy, or none at all. Now then, I wonder what I should do about . . . If only I didn't so hate the idea of being frozen . . .
January 18, 2013
I’m not sure if it the hospice nurse in me, or just my twisted nature, but I read about a lot of dead things.
The undead, occasional murder mysteries, ghosts, etc.
I even read about the process of humanity’s death i.e. apocalypse. I read about massive flu outbreaks, zombie infestations, war.
This latest book, however, tops it all: “The Ups and Downs of Being Dead” by M. R. Cornelius.
The book is one of those mismashes that I love. A little bit sci-fi, a little bit of a thriller, a little bit romance, a lot of making the reader think.
The basics: a wealthy man (Robert) is dying of cancer. He decides to have himself frozen in liquid nitrogen (think Walt Disney) until he can be reanimated in the future when they will have cures for such things as cancer.
But instead of “sleeping” out the decades, he finds he is more like a ghost. No one can see him, but he can see the world around him. He can float through walls, visit people, do amazing things he had never though of doing, but he can’t sleep, he can’t eat and he has the next eight decades to fill.
Robert isn’t alone in all of this. He meets other “temps” as they are called, others who have made the same decision to be frozen for the future. They give him a bit of a tutorial on being dead: what he can do, what he cannot, and advice, mainly concerning his family.
Robert starts reviewing his life, visits his family, and that is where the mishmash begins. It starts turning into a thriller and a book on familial relationships. Robert, being a very wealthy man, has two children. One is now running his company after his death, and the other is a typical spoiled rich kid and ends up getting in major trouble. Visiting his widow, Robert learns some things he might have been better off not knowing.
The book turns into a romance as well with the addition of another character. And through an accidental incident with another ghost, Robert learns some surprising skills that go a long way to making “life” more bearable as a dead person.
By the end of the book, it is not just a sci-fi book about being frozen. It is a tale of forgiveness, love and spirituality. A character that was really unlikable at first, Robert, is now redeemed. The overriding theme at the end is that people can change with time, whether embodied or not.
I really loved this book. The sci-fi element with frozen brains and bodies as well as the wonderment at the abilities the “temps” have. It made me think about what I would do if I had no constraints of a human body and could spend the next several decades wandering the world, learning and observing. It also made me wonder about my own relatives that have passed on.
Overall a fun, thought-provoking, emotional read. Definitely eclectic and difficult to categorize. Loved it.
The undead, occasional murder mysteries, ghosts, etc.
I even read about the process of humanity’s death i.e. apocalypse. I read about massive flu outbreaks, zombie infestations, war.
This latest book, however, tops it all: “The Ups and Downs of Being Dead” by M. R. Cornelius.
The book is one of those mismashes that I love. A little bit sci-fi, a little bit of a thriller, a little bit romance, a lot of making the reader think.
The basics: a wealthy man (Robert) is dying of cancer. He decides to have himself frozen in liquid nitrogen (think Walt Disney) until he can be reanimated in the future when they will have cures for such things as cancer.
But instead of “sleeping” out the decades, he finds he is more like a ghost. No one can see him, but he can see the world around him. He can float through walls, visit people, do amazing things he had never though of doing, but he can’t sleep, he can’t eat and he has the next eight decades to fill.
Robert isn’t alone in all of this. He meets other “temps” as they are called, others who have made the same decision to be frozen for the future. They give him a bit of a tutorial on being dead: what he can do, what he cannot, and advice, mainly concerning his family.
Robert starts reviewing his life, visits his family, and that is where the mishmash begins. It starts turning into a thriller and a book on familial relationships. Robert, being a very wealthy man, has two children. One is now running his company after his death, and the other is a typical spoiled rich kid and ends up getting in major trouble. Visiting his widow, Robert learns some things he might have been better off not knowing.
The book turns into a romance as well with the addition of another character. And through an accidental incident with another ghost, Robert learns some surprising skills that go a long way to making “life” more bearable as a dead person.
By the end of the book, it is not just a sci-fi book about being frozen. It is a tale of forgiveness, love and spirituality. A character that was really unlikable at first, Robert, is now redeemed. The overriding theme at the end is that people can change with time, whether embodied or not.
I really loved this book. The sci-fi element with frozen brains and bodies as well as the wonderment at the abilities the “temps” have. It made me think about what I would do if I had no constraints of a human body and could spend the next several decades wandering the world, learning and observing. It also made me wonder about my own relatives that have passed on.
Overall a fun, thought-provoking, emotional read. Definitely eclectic and difficult to categorize. Loved it.
December 24, 2015
Summary:
Robert Malone is dying from cancer. But instead of making funeral arrangements, he’s preparing to be cryonically preserved, or frozen in liquid nitrogen. He’s hoping that with advances in nanotechnology, he’ll wake up in a hundred years or so, good as new. However, Robert won’t be in a deep sleep during all that time like he thought he would be. Although he’s invisible to living people, he can interact with others like him, as well as dead people who haven’t crossed over yet.
For once in his life, Robert is free to do as he pleases. The problem is he hasn’t done anything his whole life but work to make Audrey’s a successful clothing store chain. He’s never really cared for his family or had the urge to travel to exotic places. But with the help of his new friends, he starts enjoying life while stuck in limbo. Scientific breakthroughs though mean he’ll be returning to the living world much sooner than expected. And Robert’s not too thrilled about coming back anymore.
My Thoughts:
“The Ups and Downs of Being Dead” makes for an intriguing, oftentimes hilarious, read about life post-death. Cryonic preservation might sound like something out of a sci-fi book, but it does exist, which makes the premise of the story all the more fascinating to imagine being true. Cornelius envisions a future where people choose to die of their own free will; compatibility tests replace dating; and children are awarded though court petition only. It follows in the tradition of classics like “1984,” “Brave New World” and “The Giver,” all texts which hint at the genetic and social engineering of humans.
The creepy part? The aforementioned things seem like part of a far-fetched vision, but they already exist to a certain extent in our society today. This puts the interpersonal relationships between the characters into greater focus, designed to remind readers not to take for granted those daily interactions which give life meaning. Cornelius drives this point home through Robert’s journey which is the cornerstone of the novel. In the beginning we meet someone whose life only revolves around work and business. By the end, we’re left with a thoughtful and caring human being who has finally started to live life and appreciate what he never had time for.
“The Ups and Downs of Being Dead” is an exciting page-turner that forces you to reevaluate your place in a rapidly changing world. An entertaining read that I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend to others.
Robert Malone is dying from cancer. But instead of making funeral arrangements, he’s preparing to be cryonically preserved, or frozen in liquid nitrogen. He’s hoping that with advances in nanotechnology, he’ll wake up in a hundred years or so, good as new. However, Robert won’t be in a deep sleep during all that time like he thought he would be. Although he’s invisible to living people, he can interact with others like him, as well as dead people who haven’t crossed over yet.
For once in his life, Robert is free to do as he pleases. The problem is he hasn’t done anything his whole life but work to make Audrey’s a successful clothing store chain. He’s never really cared for his family or had the urge to travel to exotic places. But with the help of his new friends, he starts enjoying life while stuck in limbo. Scientific breakthroughs though mean he’ll be returning to the living world much sooner than expected. And Robert’s not too thrilled about coming back anymore.
My Thoughts:
“The Ups and Downs of Being Dead” makes for an intriguing, oftentimes hilarious, read about life post-death. Cryonic preservation might sound like something out of a sci-fi book, but it does exist, which makes the premise of the story all the more fascinating to imagine being true. Cornelius envisions a future where people choose to die of their own free will; compatibility tests replace dating; and children are awarded though court petition only. It follows in the tradition of classics like “1984,” “Brave New World” and “The Giver,” all texts which hint at the genetic and social engineering of humans.
The creepy part? The aforementioned things seem like part of a far-fetched vision, but they already exist to a certain extent in our society today. This puts the interpersonal relationships between the characters into greater focus, designed to remind readers not to take for granted those daily interactions which give life meaning. Cornelius drives this point home through Robert’s journey which is the cornerstone of the novel. In the beginning we meet someone whose life only revolves around work and business. By the end, we’re left with a thoughtful and caring human being who has finally started to live life and appreciate what he never had time for.
“The Ups and Downs of Being Dead” is an exciting page-turner that forces you to reevaluate your place in a rapidly changing world. An entertaining read that I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend to others.
October 30, 2012
In many ways, this is a book of self-discovery, redemption, and second chances. The main character, Ronert, while rather unlikable at first, grows on the reader. While at first I simply felt a bit sorry for him, as the book progressed, I grew to really like him and find myself cheering him on. Robert was successful in one aspect and one only, that of building a successful business. He tried mightily to please his once beautiful wife but she made it painfully clear she loathed him. Their two children loathed him, partly due to Amanda's actions but also partly because Robert simply retreated into his business world. When he came down with terminal cancer, he decided to have his body frozen. It wasn't so much that he adored his life and wanted more. It was more of a case of finally winning over Amanda and his children. Amanda would have money but not the nearly unlimited riches she would have had if Robert had simply died. Robert assumed that while frozen he would simply sleep but that was not at all the case. He wound up meeting other "temps" one of whom was a very elderly psychologist, Maggie, who made him face up to some of the facts from his former life. Of course, he initially resisted her but wound up being good friends with her. Due to Maggie's efforts, he wound up meeting and eventually falling in love with a wise, loving woman, Suzanne. Interestingly, Suzanne was moderately attractive and not at all the type of woman Robert would have pursued in life. Through her influence, he was able to learn to enjoy the beauty of life and even come to a reconciliation with his son. I truly loved this book. The only reason I'm not giving it the full 5 stars is that there were more than just a few typos. This was science fiction without a big war or alien beings. It even touched on the benefits and problems that could come from scientific advances. Check this book out!
December 30, 2012
I really enjoyed this book. It is fast paced and a real page turner (or perhaps since I read it on a Kindle Fire a screen swiper).
We all want to know what will happen when we die. This book gives a possible explanation of what may happen. When Robert Malone is told he will die of cancer he decides to use part of his fortune to be frozen for seventy-five years. After which he will be revived and be able to carry on life cancer free. When he dies he is shocked to find his spirit lives on. With the help of some other 'temps' (people who are temporarily dead) he learns to navigate through death. After witnessing a car crash he meets Suzanne and falls in love. It's difficult because one of the downs of being dead is he cannot touch anything. Actually, all of his senses with the exception of sight and hearing do not function. However, an encounter with an irate dead mechanic gives him a way to 'enter' humans and experience their lives. He is also able to experience sensations again. He is able to help Suzanne experience this as well. They soon discover that the seventy-five years are nearly complete and Robert will be brought back. They are further dismayed when they find out that none of the intervening time will be remembered. Suzanne who is permanently dead will be forgotten while she must continue on without him. However, in the end Robert figures out a way to spend eternity with Suzanne and give his wayward son a chance at a new life.
The concepts brought out in this book were intriguing. It's somewhat disconcerting to think there may be spirits that can see everything we do in our material world. But on the other hand it's encouraging to think there may be life after death and that we don't have to stick around and see what the living are doing, but can cross over. Cornelius does a great job of presenting the afterlife and it's conundrums.
I enjoyed reading this book and will look for others by M.R. Cornelius.
We all want to know what will happen when we die. This book gives a possible explanation of what may happen. When Robert Malone is told he will die of cancer he decides to use part of his fortune to be frozen for seventy-five years. After which he will be revived and be able to carry on life cancer free. When he dies he is shocked to find his spirit lives on. With the help of some other 'temps' (people who are temporarily dead) he learns to navigate through death. After witnessing a car crash he meets Suzanne and falls in love. It's difficult because one of the downs of being dead is he cannot touch anything. Actually, all of his senses with the exception of sight and hearing do not function. However, an encounter with an irate dead mechanic gives him a way to 'enter' humans and experience their lives. He is also able to experience sensations again. He is able to help Suzanne experience this as well. They soon discover that the seventy-five years are nearly complete and Robert will be brought back. They are further dismayed when they find out that none of the intervening time will be remembered. Suzanne who is permanently dead will be forgotten while she must continue on without him. However, in the end Robert figures out a way to spend eternity with Suzanne and give his wayward son a chance at a new life.
The concepts brought out in this book were intriguing. It's somewhat disconcerting to think there may be spirits that can see everything we do in our material world. But on the other hand it's encouraging to think there may be life after death and that we don't have to stick around and see what the living are doing, but can cross over. Cornelius does a great job of presenting the afterlife and it's conundrums.
I enjoyed reading this book and will look for others by M.R. Cornelius.
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January 24, 2014
"Cryonics ... Dying to Get In!"
Mortality, is this something many people desire? Here's a partial quote from Benjamin Franklin: "I wish it were possible ... to invent a method of embalming drowned persons, in such a manner that they might be recalled to life at any period [time], however distant...." Robert Malone is a very successful businessman in the fashion industry. Though he is married and has two children, his work comes first. Then, he's diagnosed with terminal cancer. He elects to participate in the developing cryonics program by having his remains be stored in a freezing storage container; he is told it may be 75 years before technology advances enough to restore him to life. He's also told that he will feel nothing, that he will just go into a long sleep. However, Robert continues to be a viable spirit, much like a ghost, as his soul is capable of escaping the freezing chamber. He can travel through closed doors, leap over tall buildings, and communicate and see other like spirits...even those people who have died and not been swept off to heaven. This is a new adventure he is embarking on, and one wonders how and when it will come to an end ... if it does. I found this book very captivating, the characters are definitely unique, the story line potent and engaging. You may think this is science fiction, but cryonics is an active science in the workings where many people have elected to return to life after death. Most people who use cryonics are old, rich and disillusioned with life. They long for their youth and see cryonics as the answer to their problems. Read this book, see how Robert, with over 80 years in the program, makes his final appearance ... if he does.
Mortality, is this something many people desire? Here's a partial quote from Benjamin Franklin: "I wish it were possible ... to invent a method of embalming drowned persons, in such a manner that they might be recalled to life at any period [time], however distant...." Robert Malone is a very successful businessman in the fashion industry. Though he is married and has two children, his work comes first. Then, he's diagnosed with terminal cancer. He elects to participate in the developing cryonics program by having his remains be stored in a freezing storage container; he is told it may be 75 years before technology advances enough to restore him to life. He's also told that he will feel nothing, that he will just go into a long sleep. However, Robert continues to be a viable spirit, much like a ghost, as his soul is capable of escaping the freezing chamber. He can travel through closed doors, leap over tall buildings, and communicate and see other like spirits...even those people who have died and not been swept off to heaven. This is a new adventure he is embarking on, and one wonders how and when it will come to an end ... if it does. I found this book very captivating, the characters are definitely unique, the story line potent and engaging. You may think this is science fiction, but cryonics is an active science in the workings where many people have elected to return to life after death. Most people who use cryonics are old, rich and disillusioned with life. They long for their youth and see cryonics as the answer to their problems. Read this book, see how Robert, with over 80 years in the program, makes his final appearance ... if he does.
December 21, 2013
The Ups and Downs of being dead, by M.R.Cornelius, is a story told from the perspective of a spirit, waiting in limbo while technology advances enough to revive the protagonist’s cryogenically frozen body - the protagonist, Robert Malone, having died of cancer at the beginning of the book. Although it takes its cue from movies like Ghost, the novel explores the spirit world in much greater depth and examines how Robert adjusts to his new ‘life’ as a spirit who is able to move freely through the world with other spirits, but is unable to interact with it. The book is a great read, with lots of humanity, warmth and humour, and is an original slant on a well-used formula - you really feel Robert’s frustration and pride as he watches his family grow up and tackle their lives. Despite being essentially a supernatural drama, the book has lots to say about human relationships and making the most of our time on earth, without banging you over the head repeatedly with its message. The characters are three dimensional and believable – not always likable though – the plot is generally well structured, and the conclusion is satisfying and feels right.
If I were to criticize, I would say that there are one or two chapters where the story seems to meander with little or no direction, and there a few pivotal moments which feel rushed and dramatically underwhelming. I also spotted the odd missing or misused word. However on the whole, the book is an enjoyably satisfying read from a promising new author and comes recommended. I would give it 8 ½ out of ten.
If I were to criticize, I would say that there are one or two chapters where the story seems to meander with little or no direction, and there a few pivotal moments which feel rushed and dramatically underwhelming. I also spotted the odd missing or misused word. However on the whole, the book is an enjoyably satisfying read from a promising new author and comes recommended. I would give it 8 ½ out of ten.
July 18, 2013
50 Books Challenge (41/50)
THE UPS AND DOWNS OF BEING DEAD
I started The Ups and Downs of Being Dead after loving M.R. Cornelius' previous book H1N10 (review here) and knowing she wrote really good sci-fi novels. I wasn't disappointed. This book focuses on Robert who has been cryogenically frozen after his death in order to be reanimated once technology reaches that stage. However he doesn't expect that his consciousness will not be frozen and to his surprise he witnesses the world after his death unable to change any of it. I really enjoyed the originality behind this one and how it managed to remain focused on a human story.
I would rate it as;
★★★
An interesting book based around the implications of a hypothetical procedure I find fascinating.
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February 9, 2013
The Ups & Down Of Being Dead (novel) - M.R. Cornelius | Rating: 4/5 (No Major Spoilers)
This is the second M.R. Cornelius book I've read (the first was H10N1), + it was just as satisfying as the one before.
The novel revolves around Robert Malone, a 50 something, straight laced, successful clothing chain owner who is dying of cancer. During a plane ride home to Atlanta, a fellow passenger introduces Robert to the idea of cryogenics, freezing/preserving the body + mind until technology figures out a way to cure his ailments.
However, after the procedure is done, instead of going into a deep slumber for x amount of years, Robert is woken up immediately in spirit/ghost form + greeted by "temps," others who have opted into the cryogenics program before him. Through this unexpected second chance at "living", Robert learns how to let go, not only in life, but in love.
Although I enjoyed the story very much, I have the same two problems with "Ups & Downs" as I had with Cornelius' first book, "H10N1": Romance overshadowed the primary plot points in the second half of the book + the ending was too cliche' + "happily ever after" for my tastes.
Still, I definitely recommend this book. It is an easy read, interesting concept + written exceptionally well. I look forward to future offerings from M.R. Cornelius.
This is the second M.R. Cornelius book I've read (the first was H10N1), + it was just as satisfying as the one before.
The novel revolves around Robert Malone, a 50 something, straight laced, successful clothing chain owner who is dying of cancer. During a plane ride home to Atlanta, a fellow passenger introduces Robert to the idea of cryogenics, freezing/preserving the body + mind until technology figures out a way to cure his ailments.
However, after the procedure is done, instead of going into a deep slumber for x amount of years, Robert is woken up immediately in spirit/ghost form + greeted by "temps," others who have opted into the cryogenics program before him. Through this unexpected second chance at "living", Robert learns how to let go, not only in life, but in love.
Although I enjoyed the story very much, I have the same two problems with "Ups & Downs" as I had with Cornelius' first book, "H10N1": Romance overshadowed the primary plot points in the second half of the book + the ending was too cliche' + "happily ever after" for my tastes.
Still, I definitely recommend this book. It is an easy read, interesting concept + written exceptionally well. I look forward to future offerings from M.R. Cornelius.
November 28, 2012
In "The Ups and Downs of Being Dead", by M. R. Cornelius, Robert Malone is dead but his "life" is really just beginning. This successful businessman chose cryonics when he was faced with death by cancer. Cryonics freezes the brain and sometimes the body to preserve it so that it can be reanimated at a future time, when hopefully the diseases have been cured. The technology to reanimate also needs to be developed.
What Robert didn't realize was that his spirit would be "alive" and waiting around for all that time. So begins his adventure - traveling the world, meeting other "temp" souls and following the lives of his family.
I really liked the concept of the story. Cornelius took the story far into the future with a progression of developments and discoveries that totally changes the nature of our existence. It didn't necessarily make me want to try cryonics, but is definitely imaginative.
The character of Robert, who begins the story as an uptight CEO of a successful clothing company he started, is well developed. As Robert discovers the world as a soul that can't taste, touch or feel it leads to his spiritual growth and development. Suzanne, a soul who shares the journey with him, is a great counterpoint to his character.
This is a great, fun read!
What Robert didn't realize was that his spirit would be "alive" and waiting around for all that time. So begins his adventure - traveling the world, meeting other "temp" souls and following the lives of his family.
I really liked the concept of the story. Cornelius took the story far into the future with a progression of developments and discoveries that totally changes the nature of our existence. It didn't necessarily make me want to try cryonics, but is definitely imaginative.
The character of Robert, who begins the story as an uptight CEO of a successful clothing company he started, is well developed. As Robert discovers the world as a soul that can't taste, touch or feel it leads to his spiritual growth and development. Suzanne, a soul who shares the journey with him, is a great counterpoint to his character.
This is a great, fun read!
August 3, 2013
The Ups and Downs of Being Dead was a surprise treat, which started out somewhat slowly, but was still interesting enough to keep us reading until the storyline picked up a bit.
After Robert Malone is diagnosed with terminal cancer, he opts for being preserved cryonically until a cure can be found. He's willing to do anything, spend as much money as he needs to spend, to cheat death. He does not realize, however that he won't simply go to sleep and wake up when there's a cure. Ironically, he finds (to his great disappointment and chagrin) that there actually is life after death, and he'll be spending the next 75 years as a disembodied spirit. What will he do with all that time?
This book is about Roberts journey from being a shallow, selfish, self-centered man to one who understands the value of life and love, both romantic love and unconditional love for family. There are also many humorous situations and conversations in this book, which we enjoyed immensely, and the growth of Robert's soul during his cryonic state is a truly engrossing read.
We received this book as a free download from Pixel of Ink.
We're giving The Ups and Downs of Being Dead a 5 Moon Review - It's definitely going on our favorites shelf!
After Robert Malone is diagnosed with terminal cancer, he opts for being preserved cryonically until a cure can be found. He's willing to do anything, spend as much money as he needs to spend, to cheat death. He does not realize, however that he won't simply go to sleep and wake up when there's a cure. Ironically, he finds (to his great disappointment and chagrin) that there actually is life after death, and he'll be spending the next 75 years as a disembodied spirit. What will he do with all that time?
This book is about Roberts journey from being a shallow, selfish, self-centered man to one who understands the value of life and love, both romantic love and unconditional love for family. There are also many humorous situations and conversations in this book, which we enjoyed immensely, and the growth of Robert's soul during his cryonic state is a truly engrossing read.
We received this book as a free download from Pixel of Ink.
We're giving The Ups and Downs of Being Dead a 5 Moon Review - It's definitely going on our favorites shelf!
July 23, 2012
I highly enjoyed the first book written by M R Cornelius, H10N1, a post-apocalyptic thriller during an American pandemic. In her second novel, Cornelius continues to force her strong characters into interesting straights created by new technology.
The Ups and Downs of Being Dead is a page turner.
The main character Robert is a middle aged man. Even though I am a young woman, I still connected strongly to his character. Robert encounters other “temps” from the Cryogenic Center and ghosts as well—all of whom add to the story as informants, travel buddies, and post-life companions.
Travel lovers will be amused by Robert’s exploits in New York City and worldwide. It’s not always an easy ride, but Robert does come to see the “Ups” of being dead as well.
Although a bit larger than life, Roberts family is realistic: the hard working corporate baron and show wife who raise an independent businesswoman and an overindulged schmuck of a son. What they do after Robert’s death, however, is completely unpredictable to all.
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The Ups and Downs of Being Dead is a page turner.
The main character Robert is a middle aged man. Even though I am a young woman, I still connected strongly to his character. Robert encounters other “temps” from the Cryogenic Center and ghosts as well—all of whom add to the story as informants, travel buddies, and post-life companions.
Travel lovers will be amused by Robert’s exploits in New York City and worldwide. It’s not always an easy ride, but Robert does come to see the “Ups” of being dead as well.
Although a bit larger than life, Roberts family is realistic: the hard working corporate baron and show wife who raise an independent businesswoman and an overindulged schmuck of a son. What they do after Robert’s death, however, is completely unpredictable to all.
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