At least, Cassiopeia and Neasa are detecting weird feelings about ... something . Find out what that something is in the latest volume of the Tales of the Glitch Guardians.
***Please Note: This book is NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.
I think Minecraft is the greatest game in the history of the world, and so did my two children who literally begged me to write Minecraft stories for them when they were young. That is why I have dedicated my life to writing Minecraft-inspired books to share with everyone!
For readers under 9, I recommend the first nine books of my Baby Zeke the Chicken Jockey series, my Mob Mania Tales, the Peter and the Player's Palace series, and my three-book Spider Chicken series as well as Creeptastic, A Notchmas Carol, and most of my standalone books.
For readers ages 9+, I recommend all of my other books, including the Diary of a Surfer Villager, Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, and Glitch Guardians series.
I really liked this book when trellion appeared. but I didn't like the part where they were drastically losing against the griefers. and Crowells sword broke! is archeon ever gonna make more dark steel swords?
hello!! it’s me, Pickle_Crummz13 with a review for GG-6 <33 i loved this book, the way you write the entire GG series is just *mwah*. lovely. i’m trying to finish this review as fast as i can because GG-7 is coming out really soon, so i gotta speedrun this if i wanna be part of the reviewers list.
now, this book was amazing!!! it was about Ciaran, which once he appeared i wanted to throw myself down the stairs (in a good way, don’t worry) from how excited i got. really, seeing him glitch was really cool. and the wah Notch handled it was perfection, it was sp funny how he was just like “hey what’s going on” then “fixing the problem” (aka doing the bare minimum and not fixing the villagers problems with players even though he probably has the power to do so). oh, he also says “ta-ta” everytime he leaves which i found hilarious for some reason. he talks like some middle age soccer mom.
and the end, when Trellion got introduced, I literally squealed and had to pace around for a while so i wouldn’t immediately die from how excited i was. im doing my best to crank this review out before the next book which is all about her, im so happy!!!!
the whole thing with the LAGGG group was interesting, im excited to see if they show up again in the later books. They seem like they could cause some trouble for our friends. When Bruce was turned into their new poster boy, i was like :0 from how harsh that was. but he did deserve it, his fault for being a stupid griefer. and it showed just how far the GG’s are willing to go to protect their kind, so L Bruce.
Two of the dark steel swords got destroyed, which was quite sad. two really powerful items were gone after maybe a decade or so, and only 4 left. and when we get to the SV timeline, there’s only two i think. i’m curious to se how the other two get destroyed or lost. but can’t Archeon make more? i haven’t read the first book in a while, I forgot how he made then in the first place. i’ll have to go back again soon-
i think i hit all of my major points for this book, and now it’s time for…. (drumroll please)
Pickles Song Recs :D because in an email somewhere lost to mankind, i shared a few songs that fit certain scenarios that happen in the Blockverse (totally not stolen from spiderverse, yeah definitely)
[WARNING: SPOILERS FOR LATE SUFER VILLAGER AND WINSTON THE WANDERING TRADER BOOKS]
i’ve now added more to my playlist of silly little daydreaming songs :D here a few recent ones:
-Warrior of the Mind from Epic the Musical is great, i think it’s fits both Jimmy from SV and Baby Zeke from, well. Baby Zeke, and their relationships with their Ender Kings. Jimmy because of the very first lyrics give off maybe Pure Good and Pure Evil vibes, and how he did what he was “destined to do” but in his own way. i don’t know how that’s fits with the Ender King though, so more Zeke because he’s the Warrior and all that. and both because of the Ender King is just so cool, literally love him with all my heart. yeah that’s about it.
-Ship in a Bottle could be Winston’s entire pirate arc, i say this because 1. it’s about a ship… a pirate ship. and waves. and water and the sea and water and ocean and water and boats. yippie. 2. some lyrics match pretty well, like “You set sail alone, there is no crew. No one on the deck who can help you.” this could be about Winston’s first arrangement with the Null in i think book 19, although he has a crew who will help him, no one knows why exactly they’re following him and no one can ever know about his agreement with the Null. “This is all your own battle to win, this is your ship and you are the captain” could be like no one on the deck knows about his problem, and he feels like he’s leading them to their deaths. that was probably too deep of a dive, oh well.
(honorable mention is I’m Shipping Up To Boston, because it gives pirate vibes and the players on board definitely find a way to blast it for hours straight, Winston just has to put up with it)
yeah. uh i’m might share some more songs in the future, but that’s it for now. i have some questions though: 1. is there gonna be an instance where a player uses hacks? 2. do only villagers and players have hair? can enders or combine types have hair?
yeah. i think that’s it for today! (actually this week, because it’s taken me a week to write this and the book comes out tomorrow, yippie!)
one request, can i have a player or villager in the book named Irine? she can have black hair, and i don’t mind what role she plays. if you want her to be a glitch guardian or just some villager they save, im good with whatever. thanks!!
that’s all from me. stay safe out there everyone! don’t get into any strangers car!