PACK MEN, by Alan Bissett
Pack Men is Scottish writer and playwright Alan Bisset's fourth novel. A group of friends, Rangers supporters from Falkirk, make their way to Manchester in a hired minibus to see their team compete in the 2008 UEFA Cup final. The journey down the M6 introduces us to the narrator, Alvin a recent graduate disillusioned with his life in Edinburgh and his old mates: dependable Martin with his 7-year old boy in tow and his best friend, Frannie, loyal but relatively unreconstructed. Cage, a brawny hardcore bigot and his flirty middle aged wife also feature heavily.
Setting the tone early, the first page hits us with the most famous sectarian ditty in the extensive repertoire of the Rangers legions. Music plays a big part in the early stages. Disagreements over what musical soundtrack will accompany the Bears down south begets a examination of the pseudo-religious prejudices of many people in Scotland.
Being a Scottish novel, there are copious quantities of bevvy consumed throughout. Early on in Manchester, the banter is hilarious if slightly predictable as it dawns on the gang that they are drinking in the city's gay-friendly Canal Street area. This is the calm before the riot; when the giant video screen in the Fans Zone fails, tens of thousands are left frustrated, drunk and stranded with no where to watch the match. Mayhem ensues. Unaware it has gotten nasty in some parts of the city, the guys squeeze into a bar, get even more inebriated and the issue of how far Alvin and his mates have drifted apart, or not, comes to a head. The big match and Rangers defeat become a side issue.
Telling the story of the trip to Manchester in the present tense gives the events a sense of immediacy and excitement. Interwoven are flashbacks highlighting Alvin's troubled teenage home life and his four years at the place where he finds liberation – Stirling University campus. Alvin's big secret emerges towards the end and leads to an encounter between Alvin and Frannie that is moving, almost tender.
Pack Men is ostensibly a modern Scottish road trip laced with sarcastic humour and written with verve and confidence. But it also deals with serious social issues in Scotland as well as the changing nature of friendship. As a Celtic fan for over 40 years, this book made me somewhat uncomfortable; a couple of times I cringed and even felt my hackles rise. But it is not for that reason alone that I will be going back for more of Alan Bissett.