War… War never changes.
But maybe—just maybe—ponies can?
Some context: I’ve only played Fallout: New Vegas but have passing knowledge of 1, 2, 3, and 4. I also have passing knowledge/cultural osmosis of My Little Pony. I’m 24 and was probably in the age bracket the show was aimed for but never watched it. I’m not really sure why, but after I became more active on the internet (maybe around 12-13), I avoided MLP stuff because of brony culture. However, now as an adult, I’ve come back around to the show. I’m not really interested in watching it, but I realize I like enjoying it from the sidelines.
That’s why I picked up Fallout: Equestria.
I’m going to get some negatives/nitpicks out of the way first:
1. The first chapter. It felt like it was trying to really rush Littlepip and Velvet Remedy out of the Stable. I was expecting at least 2-3 chapters to establish their lives in the Stable first before the both of them left. This also goes double for seeing more of Littlepip’s mother and her relationship with her that wasn’t just told to us. And who her father was. I was almost expecting to find out Steelhooves was her ancestor but after Velvet Remedy checked the family trees of Stable Two, that wasn’t the case.
2. The chapters had significantly variable lengths. It wasn’t that bad because of the frequent paragraph breaks but chapter 37 was 112 pages with the ebook I was reading! Others were closer to 30-40 with some being even 60-70 pages. I get why it was all one chapter but from one fanfic author to another, it just didn’t jive with me. That was at least 3 chapters in a trench coat. An addendum is Littlepip’s level up. I was expecting her to reach max level right at the end. She spent a significant amount of time at max level way before the end of the fic. This is petty, I was just surprised.
3. The written out accents, ESPECIALLY Calamity’s. I did not enjoy it much. It got easier with time getting used to it but it was still a bit of a nightmare to read. Applejack’s, too.
4. I did read the smut chapter between Littlepip and Homage. I do not really read smut, so I can’t comment on that much, but I just found it a bit jarring they were ponies. Yes, the entire fic is about ponies, it was just extra jarring during that part. I do appreciate there being a link in the ebook to skip it if you’re not into it.
And here are some positives/general thoughts:
1. Love the art with each chapter. It did lag my e-reader trying to load them but it was very good when it eventually loaded.
2. FE was very long but it didn’t feel like it dragged for me. Especially because it really emulated how you play games like Fallout: you get distracted and end up going out of your way to do side quests you didn’t intend to do before you got back on track. Especially Littlepip’s curiosity and lock picking—it feels exactly like how you’d play Courier Six or the Vault Dweller.
3. I always adore it when characters the main protagonist has helped over the course of a book or video game help them in the final battle. What comes to mind is the ending of Horizon: Zero Dawn—if you do a bunch of side quests, a bunch of NPCs show up to help you. Even the DLC characters show up which I was shocked about? Regardless, seeing everyone show up in Spike’s cave before the finale was excellent. Peace and love on planet earth.
4. The fact Celestia was kind of alive and uploaded into the Single Pegasus Project mainframe was So Much and I loved it. “You deserve to be happy” just about had me also on the floor. Jesus. Also also the fact Celestia heard ‘Oh hot sex with Celestia’ also killed me. Congrats, Littlepip.
5. Love the fact it had a happy ending. For once, unlike the Fallout games, Littlepip actually did something to help the Wasteland and purging Taint/radiation. It’s more because they have magic the Fallout universe doesn’t have, but it still applies. It felt good.
6. The fic was also just earnest while being somewhat self aware of itself. As a fic writer to another, I appreciated that.
And now, onto the main six.
LITTLEPIP
Littlepip, Pipsqueak, the Lightbringer, the Hellmare, where do I even begin with you? You went from the Stable-Tec Pipbuck Technician to the Bringer of Light in two months(!!) and is probably the funniest loser horndog of a woman before the term ‘girlfailure’ was even a concept. Ignoring the fact I don’t really like using the term but that’s a rant for another time. Gawd? Reggie? Xenith? Velvet Remedy? Homage? The fucking Goddesses Luna and Celestia? Whatever floats your boat, Littlepip. At least Homage (and just about everyone else) thinks it’s funny.
I do like Littlepip, especially how she changed over the story, but for a POV character, she unfortunately just isn’t overly unique. It’s the same snarky first person perspective that’s done a lot—A Practical Guide to Evil sounds very similar, minus the pony talk. HOWEVER, the Fallout series does have that same kind of snarky humour so it does make sense to also have Littlepip like this. The only thing of hers I really did not enjoy was her jealousy of Velvet Remedy and Calamity (which was thankfully nipped in the bud).
Thanks for taking one for the team, Littlepip.
VELVET REMEDY
While (initially) a bit disappointed she and Littlepip weren’t a thing, I like them more being friends, especially as the fic evolved. I was a bit ambivalent that she and Calamity got together but was honestly more relieved that it wasn’t Littlepip and Calamity. Anyway, this is about Velvet Remedy. She was the one half of Arcade Gannon that I absolutely adore: a healer that doesn’t give two shits whose side you’re on with humour drier than the Mojave desert. Actually, she reminds me a bit more of Julie from FNV, but the comparison to Arcade still stands.
I love how she helped indiscriminately and it came back to help her later! Like with the Hellhound and his cybernetic leg and the alicorns shortly after wanting her help. I feel like we never see this side in fiction as often where helping others, well, helps.
All I can think of is a healer helping someone, and then that someone immediately fucking off and doing Crimes (hi Xenoblade 2, I haven’t forgotten nor will I ever forget because it pissed me off so badly) so it was just so refreshing to see it done differently. I also just adore how she became the leader of their version of the Followers of the Apocalypse. The Followers are my favourite faction in FNV and this just deepens my love and respect for them.
CALAMITY
Calamity is the second half of Arcade Gannon—mainly, his backstory with the Enclave that expands the faction from 2 into New Vegas. He also reminds me a bit of Veronica with her tinkering. I enjoyed this part of his character and his fierce, virtuous loyalty to Littlepip and the rest of the crew. As stated before, I’m still ambivalent to his and Velvet Remedy’s relationship, and his accent bugged me, but I enjoyed his role. He had great chemistry with Littlepip and bounced off her quite well.
I wish we saw a bit more of his family, especially his dad—an equivalent to Mark Gannon—and maybe a version of the Remnants from FNV. Neighvarro just about did me in, though. That’s so fucking funny.
STEELHOOVES
Oh Steelhooves, where do I even begin with you besides one certainty: I understand now why you’re a fan favourite.
As I’ve never really watched MLP, I can’t really comment much on Applejack and him together from a show perspective, but I did enjoy them together when we saw the memory orbs. Having him be close to the Ministry Mares was a great way to flip back and forth from the past and the future, especially concerning how the Steel Rangers changed over time.
Him defecting from the Steel Rangers—the equivalent to the Brotherhood of Steel—just made sense. I wished in FNV that you could change the Brotherhood’s mind (maybe getting them to join the Followers?) but you couldn’t really do that. So, this was the closest I really had to smacking some sense into Fallout’s Brotherhood.
Then, Steelhooves died, just like that.
When he died, I was near convinced he was going to heal, somehow, and save the day at the end. I really, really did. No one kills Steelhooves that easily. But…no, he didn’t. Maybe that was some military grade Copium but if Canterlot ghouls are that hard to kill, maybe he’s okay????? Gonna crawl out of his grave with his head back on and show up at the eleventh hour, Ditzy Doo style?
A girl, however, can dream.
XENITH
I’m not overly familiar with zebras, but I know a bit about Zecora from the show. I also feel like I can’t really comment on Steelhooves’s racism (specism? whatever) toward zebras, so I’m not really gonna dwell on it much. But I’m glad there was zebra rep in the main six. Introducing her in the Pit against Littlepip was excellent.
To me, Xenith feels like the closet we’ve had to a companion from the Legion, ignoring the fact that’s also what they called the zebra forces. She reminds me of Raul from FNV in that regard, as he’s the companion that is the most sympathetic to the Legion. I enjoyed the fact she balanced out Velvet Remedy being a medical pony in focusing more on alchemy and folk remedies. I’m also just glad she reunited with her daughter, even after telling them to mass produce drugs lmao
PYRELIGHT
Best ED-E/Rex/Dogmeat-like companion. 10/10
Now, I want to cover the factions, if briefly.
THE TALONS
Love the Talons, especially Gawdyna. I’m glad they were built up a lot from the start and were essentially the closest Littlepip had to a neutral faction to build up. And to say I was shooketh when Kage fucking died was an understatement. I was AGHAST. Reggie also had me there in the first half of the chapter after that, not gonna lie.
RED-EYE
Cool motive, still fascism <3
THE ENCLAVE
Cool motive, still fascism x2 <3
TRIXIE/THE GODDESS
I realize Trixie/the Goddess is the closest to The Master from Fallout 2. I found the alicorns to be interesting, especially after Littlepip killed Her (F) and they started to get their own agency again. But learning that Twilight Sparkle was part of the hivemind was. A lot. I don’t really have much else to say about the MLP side of the lore.
TDLR if I had a nickel for every time I read a webnovel with a wlw protagonist, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice, right?