Fost Longstrider's mission seemed ordinary. He'd been hired to deliver a jug to a wizard on the far side of the forest. Unfortunately the jug contained a sex-starved genie, the wizard was dead by foul means, and Fost was probably next to die.
Then the genie was stolen and spirited away to the City in the Sky. It was up to Fost to steal it back from two beautiful sisters. They were fighting to become Queen and, using dark powers, had called forth a demon. Now Fost's foray was suddenly a terrible war.
Vardeman's "War of Powers" is one of the earlier series of fantasy writing that I ever read, and it remains one of my all time favorites. There's sword play and sorcery, heroes, villians, a bad-ass evil princess, a bad-ass good princess, sex, adventure evil over-endowed aliens, over-endowed alien sex, bad-ass warrior babes and bears; the list goes on and on. If you've never read the series, read it. It's pure, old-school adventure fun. Good luck finding it, but if you do find it, buy it, then sit down on the floor of the bookstore and start reading it right away. If they try to kick you out, tell them to go home and you'll close up.
For a sword and sorcery yarn this story has it all. Like any other stories in this vein it has fighting, violence and betrayal. Not to mention sex, a floating city, and a golem-like demon. Quick and fun this is purely an escapist book. Plus there are five more after it!
"I don't want to hear about your secrets. Only trouble comes to those who learn a sorcerer's dark knowledge."
This started off reasonably entertaining, but eventually it took on tropes and clichés for what would come off as a quick and shallow turn-arounds for the market. The protagonists dark adventure turned into the politics and intrigue of a haughty civilization. Still, it was entertaining and I will read the rest of the series. That's the gist so the following longer review is me critiquing much for fun.
Full disclosure, I’m reading this in the combined 3-book version but I realized I set a goal for this year for reading and this book is 1000 pages so…
This was a fun start. One of those books with a map and a timeline in the beginning, but it was a bit hard to read on my e-reader so I didn’t bother giving it a thorough once-over but despite that it was very well established in the material so that was nice! Lots of lore and some interesting characters with punchy dialogue. All the characters are a little the same and it’s super indulgent in what it’s doing which I am down for. It’s got a vision for sure, and a nice forward momentum, which I dig.
I like Fost the way I’ve grown to like my RPG created characters: is a man with a big stick and a good brain but is best at hitting things. While I can appreciate a nuanced, challenged main character, I just like to watch Fost hack stuff apart and not feel cheated that I rarerly worry for his mortal peril. Big himbo energy.
(FYI I tend to only review one book per series, unless I want to change my scoring by 0.50 or more of a star. -- I tend not to read reviews until after I read a book, so I go in with an open mind.)
I'm finally going through my physical library owned book list, to add more older basic reviews. If I liked a book enough to keep then they are at the least a 3 star.
I'm only adding one book per author and I'm not going to re-read every book to be more accurate, not when I have 1000s of new to me authors to try (I can't say no to free books....)
First time read the author's work?: Yes
Will you be reading more?: Yes
Would you recommend?: Yes
------------ How I rate Stars: 5* = I loved (must read all I can find by the author) 4* = I really enjoyed (got to read all the series and try other books by the author). 3* = I enjoyed (I will continue to read the series) or 3* = Good book just not my thing (I realised I don't like the genre or picked up a kids book to review in error.)
All of the above scores means I would recommend them! - 2* = it was okay (I might give the next book in the series a try, to see if that was better IMHO.) 1* = Disliked
Note: adding these basic 'reviews' after finding out that some people see the stars differently than I do - hoping this clarifies how I feel about the book. :-)
I have to say, this was an interesting book: but after finishing it I'm not too sure if I want to continue the series. The story is good and it ends in the middle of the 'quest' but past that I could stop now and be fine not knowing the rest of the story. Hell, after reading this I'm not sure I know what's even going on, there's lots of moving parts in here and when you think about it a lot of them are moving for no reason but for the sake of being an obstacle for the hero.
All I can tell you is at times it felt like a horny 16 year old boy wrote this with all the sex scenes and mentioning of sex and various sex related things happening. They are chased, they have sex, escaped prison, they have sex, hiding from guards, they think about having sex, flying away on a huge bird, they think about having sex, he talks about sex, the spirit constantly talks about sex. No, seriously. Hell even Conan the Barbarian never got laid once every other chapter like clock work like this guy. How did he even have enough energy to fight after all that?
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Foss Lingstrider is a courier. His job is to take what ever he is given from here and take it to there...no questions asked... no excuses... and Foss is one of the best. So, he's a little concerned when the package he is carrying suddenly begins to talk to him... and not just talk... but Foss finds his life completely turned upside down. Attacked by strangers and beautiful thieves, Foss is thrown into a kingdom's upheaval and attempted regicide... and worst of all he STILL needs to deliver that d*&n package.
Robert Vardeman and Victor Milan kick off the WAR OF POWERS series with this first book and they deliver with a funfilled fantasy that hits all the elements. Kingdoms in turmoil... displaced disinherited princesses... disembodied voyueristic monks... sadistic princes... lost cities.
A lot of fun and adventure in 222 pages...and more to come.
Starts as a fun S&S story. Ends on that note again. But the middle section is pretty boring.
There’s a map, which I enjoyed. There’s also a ludicrously detailed timeline at the start. Plus it slips into one of my pet peeves: using periods of time that are way too long. Why is there anything from 30,000 years ago that’s relevant? How is one monarchy ruling for 3,000 years, and it’s just common knowledge what they were doing back then?
The War of Powers: Book One - The Sundered Realm222pp. A lusty hero, a quest, action, intrigue, magic, mystery... all add up to a rousing tale!Keywords: Fantasy
I started this book all the way back in the freakn' SUMMER and just finished it now. It isn't that it's necessarily horrible, I've just been busy and this is a better lolling beach/pool read and my reading time's decreased since I quit smoking (you get a lot of reading done standing outside). It was published by Playboy Paperbacks, which I'm assuming has some connection to the illustrious magazine, so there's some raunchiness to spice things up, including a horndog geenie in a bottle, who was once a philosopher who espoused virginity until he died and realized he was totally wrong. Everyone has a goofy fantasy name and there's an incomprehensible, frankly boring world history/geography, and there are passages like this:
"Moriana's cloak billowed in his face. He brushed it aside, allowing it to stream over his shoulder. He was rewarded with the sight of here slim, white back and shapeley buttocks flattened aginast the hight-cantled saddle. He had forgotten that the Sky City's fugitive princess was still naked beneath the burrowed cloak 'What a vision of loveliness!' Erimenes caroled. 'Doesn't it stir your manhood, Fost? Why, if the delectable princess were to lean a touch father forward, perhaps you could plunge your doubtlessly raging manhood-'" (192-193)
I've had the whole series on a shelf in my bedroom for years. Each paperback has a really cool cover. I'll probably try reading the second one in the series this summer, and it'll probably deteriorate to the condition of this one after being schlepped across the country for a whole year.
I read this book "back in the day." I'm not a big fan of the genre, but there was something in here that clicked with me. I really loved all the books.