Your Other Left 8-Copy Counter Unit

by Michael Hirsh

In the military, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Army Way. There's also the Navy Way, the Marine Way, and the Air Force Way. This compendium of one-liners-from all branches of the military-proves that any resemblance between these ways and common sense is purely coincidental:

Generations of military instructors have dispensed wisdom in a manner that only a serviceman (or woman) could bear-or understand. Here is a collection of the finest Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine and Coast Guard wit and one-liners...

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."

"You, you, and you...panic. The rest of you, come with me."

Genres: Humor

Paperback

First published May 4, 2004

About the author

Michael Hirsh is the author of numerous books. During a 40-year career in broadcasting, he produced documentaries and specials for PBS, CBS, ABC and HBO, receiving multiple awards, including the Peabody.

He lives and writes in Punta Gorda, Florida