REVENGE, AND GYPSY FUNNEL CAKES, ARE BEST SERVED HOT...WITH A SIDE OF CURSES!
It was a normal Tuesday night at the Mable Town food truck park where Piper and Shelly were sharing their customary Tuesday night Gypsy funnel cake. But when Piper found a hair in their cake and sent Shelly to complain and get a replacement, it wasn't long before her grievances were answered. Not only did the Gypsies give them another funnel cake, they gave the young couple much, much more. Piper and Shelly would soon discover that the consequences of insulting a gypsy's culinary skills aren't so delicious, and that maybe you really are what you eat.
Piper and Shelly and the Weird Thing That Happened is a surreal, bizzare story that combines body horror, satire, and dark humor to create a delectable treat that will leave you hungry for more!
Russell Holbrook is an author, multi-instrumentalist, and visual artist. He was/is the guitarist and co-founder of former Tooth and Nail Records artists Joe Christmas and Chapel Hill, North Carolina's instrumental rockers, Choose Your Own Adventrue. He currently writes the column “The Logbook of Terror” for the horroraddicts.net podcast and blog and plays keyboard in Atlanta based dark ambient noise trio, Ibofanga. When not writing or practicing music or working his day job in a computer refurbishing warehouse, Russell enjoys spending time with his wife and animals at his lovely home in Mableton, Georgia.
I'm still not sure wtf I just read but it definitely kept my attention and I didn't want to stop reading it. So much happened, it was difficult to keep up. This story was like a fever dream on acid. The title says it all... lol. This was my first time reading Russell Holbrook and I'll definitely check out more in the future. I stumbled across this one on the zon one day and it was only $0.99 for an ebook so I had to snag it. The cover is what drew me in and the title alone. I had to experience this for myself.
Piper and Shelly are enjoying Gypsy funnel Cake at the food truck in a nearby park. There is a hair in Piper's treat so she takes it back and asks for a new one. However, the lady who made this new cake put a special magic touch on it that would change Piper and Shelly's lives and never be the same again... dun dun dun....
This story had a little bit of everything honestly. Body Horror, Satire, Bizarro, Dark Humor, Cannibalism, Curses, Magic, Revenge, Erotica, and even food porn. This is one of those books that you will either love or hate. There really is no in between. Unique and truly one of a kind.